Favorite pick-up lines that got you laid?

[pornstarwannabe]

"Your blood on my knife, or your shit on my dick."

I got laid a bunch of times using that line. Sometimes when I am not in the mood for anal, I use "Your blood on my knife, or your yeast infection on my dick."

The possibilities are almost limitless with these two lines that form the foundation of the pick-up line. Mix and match, be creative.

What are your favorites?


EDIT:
Here is another good one that works.

 

[Soulen]

....what?

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

"Your blood on my knife, or your shit on my dick."

I got laid a bunch of times using that line. Sometimes when I am not in the mood for anal, I use "Your blood on my knife, or your yeast infection on my dick."

The possibilities are almost limitless with these two lines that form the foundation of the pick-up line. Mix and match, be creative.

What are your favorites?

That's not you getting laid. That fits every legal definition of sexual assault.

I'm surprised none of those guys pressed charges.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

That's not you getting laid. That fits every legal definition of sexual assault.

I'm surprised none of those guys pressed charges.

You did not press charges. So answer your own question, unless it was rhetorical?

EDIT: I forgot he ZING.

ZING

 

[sweepthefloor]

"If you are going to force this penetration into my pleasure vault, please put a condom on. Thanks."

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

You did not press charges. So answer your own question, unless it was rhetorical?

EDIT: I forgot he ZING.

ZING

Someone says you rape guys, and you're brilliant come back is "yes I do"?

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Someone says you rape guys, and you're brilliant come back is "yes I do"?

My brilliant comeback to the guy that thought he zinged me was "I raped you, and you kept quiet."

 

[renard_ruse]

Someone says you rape guys, and you're brilliant come back is "yes I do"?

Yet, you're a gay lovin' poster yourself in the Gay Agenda threads.

 

[kbate]

Iggy.

 

[killallhippies]

do you know where i could score some coke?

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Iggy.

Funny. I wrote a post about people like you.

Why do you Ignore? To Gain a sense of Power?

 

[pornstarwannabe]

This one worked for me the other night.


"I rufied you. Blow me before you pass out and I'll give you an antidote to counteract the rufie."

Dumb woman. I never rufied her. But man, she sucked fast and furious. Like a hamster at a water bottle.

 

[hogjack]

This one worked for me the other night.

"I rufied you. Blow me before you pass out and I'll give you an antidote to counteract the rufie."

Dumb woman. I never rufied her. But man, she sucked fast and furious. Like a hamster at a water bottle.

What kind of voice do you give the blow-up doll when you have a discussion?

I'd have to guess something seductive with a slight Jersey accent. Even if that is a contradiction in terms.

 

[RoryN]

"Pornstarwannabe is a weak little douche" just got me laid 15 minutes ago.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

"Pornstarwannabe is a weak little douche" just got me laid 15 minutes ago.

You mean that worked better than "my dad was a Tuskegee airman"?

(pornstarwannabe, don't take this as an endorsement of your idiot thread.)

 

[blobfish]

The racists and anti-racists are out in force tonight. Could this be related to the harvest moon?

 

[CandiCame]

At a comicon once I was chatting up this hot chick in a Tabitha cosplay and to let her know that I was interested I was like, "I'll help you build a bridge between elves and humans- laying some pipe."

I'm actually a huge fan of lame-ass pick-up lines and will use them whenever possible. And I mean lame ones. But my favorite, and the one that I probably use most often is, "Let's go eat. I'm payin."

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

"i wanna get my dick wet"

or 'let's throw hands' meaning, let's fuck.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

You mean that worked better than "my dad was a Tuskegee airman"?

(pornstarwannabe, don't take this as an endorsement of your idiot thread.)

Too late. I took the endorsement.

 

[ohdownunder]

if i tossed a coin, whats my chances of getting head

or

would you like an aussie kiss? its just like a french one but down under

 

[pornstarwannabe]

if i tossed a coin, whats my chances of getting head

or

would you like an aussie kiss? its just like a french one but down under

As a non-aussie, I do not get that.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

"Pornstarwannabe is a weak little douche" just got me laid 15 minutes ago.

Wow. My LIT name causes men to swoon? So tell us: were you the top or bottom?

 

[HAL_9000]

Want a drink?

duh..

 

[XdOu™]

Want a drink?

duh..

haha, that was a given.

 

[Tryharder62]

"My place or yours?" It didn't work out that well though, because we are married. He got confused and couldn't get the soldier up.