Favorite Obscure Poem

[Spinaroonie]

We all have read some weirdo's poetry before, ranging from student publications to a spouse or something, like a website.

What's your favorite obscure poem?

 

[Spinaroonie]

Fine. I'll go first.

This is by a man named Jeff K.

IT SI A POME:
"MY LITTAL PONEY"
I HATE MY LITTAL PONEYS
THEY FLY LIEK GERMS!!!!

ONE TIME I SAW A MY LITTAL POKNEY
IT WAS FULL OF WORMS!!!

JERRY HAS A
MY LITTAL PONEY
HE SAYS IT BELLONGS
TO HIS SISTAR

BUT JERRY SI
A FAGOT LYING HATFACE
BECAUSE HIS
SISTAR IS A WHOER

LIKE HIS;
MOM

WHY ARE JERRYS
FAMILY PEOPAL WHORES??

WHO KNOWS? JERRY
SI A BORES!!!

ONE TIME HE WAS
SUPOSED TO RUN LAPS AROUND TEH GYM BECUASE HE COULDANT DO
A PULLUP BECUASE HES SO FAT
AND I LAUGHED
AT HIM BECAUSE I WAS EATING LUNCH AND WHEN JERRY WAS DONE RUNNING LAPS I SAIDS, "HA HA DUKE NUKAM RULES"
BECAUSE IT DOSE
"HAIL TO TEH KING BABEY"!@
AND JERRY LIES
BECAUSE THE MY LITTAL PONEY WAS HIS AND IT WAS HIS SHAMEFULL SECRAT
BECUASE HIS
SISTAR IS TOO BUSY HAVEING BABYS WITH TEH LIFEGAURD AT WILLAM AKERS
POOL
TEH END

 

[Wiggles]

I was going to say that all of my past poems seem pretty obscure now that I look back on them...

But after that, nah.

You're not really in kindergarden, right??

 

[Spinaroonie]

You're not really in kindergarden, right??

First semester of college actually...

But Kindergarden was much more fun.

 

[xMorganx]

here is a few.

TIGER POWER

You know...
I don't feel keeping tigers as pets is as cool as it seems
with the meat
and the fur
and the nails
and the teeth...
Is that corn between that tigers teeth?
That tiger has corn between his teeth.
How was that tiger eating corn?
What the hell's going on here?
It's not corn?
What it is then?
...pieces of a raincoat?
I'm sorry...I didn't know.


I like Monkeys
big super monkeys
even when they pinch my arm
zippity bang, orangutans
never did nobody no harm
I like monkeys
punky, funky, monkeys
When they wear bandanas...
I feel overwhelmed

There is a couple of poems for you all by Sifl and Olly. Former MTV stars. (they were sock puppets with a late night show circa 1998)

 

[amelia]

obscure?

i don't know how obscure this is..but i read it a long time ago..and every now and then it just pops into my head....

I've never seen a purple cow...
I never hope to see one...
But i can tell you anyhow..
I'd rather SEE then BE on

hey..what do you expect..i teach pre-k...

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Faded colors

Green did not turn yellow
When the blue tinge was expelled.
Green turned to grey
And yellow hid in sadness.

-Vix