Favorite Movie Quotes

[Wriggle]

"The Mahdi is too humble to say he is the Mahdi. Even more reason to believe he is! As written!"

See also:
"Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!"

"What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah! Now fuck off"

 

[BrendaBear]

Listen, kid. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Kareem!!! When I saw that as a kid, I was delighted Bill Walton was mentioned too - since I was (am) from Portland and he was one of the few sportsball people who’s name I knew. Pretty sure I knew who Kareem was too.

 

[BrendaBear]

"The Mahdi is too humble to say he is the Mahdi. Even more reason to believe he is! As written!"

See also:
"Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!"

"What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah! Now fuck off"

Life of Brian?

 

[Wriggle]

Life of Brian?

Yep
&
Dune 2

 

[BrendaBear]

Yep
&
Dune 2

Um… why would you put two quotes in one post? Why make it so much more confusing?? Please only put one quote in a post.

 

[Wriggle]

Um… why would you put two quotes in one post? Why make it so much more confusing?? Please only put one quote in a post.

Sorry Brenda -
I watched dune 2 last night and when they said the 1st line I immediately thought of Life of Brian.

 

[BrendaBear]

A total favorite of mine from Monsters VS Aliens

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: [about B.O.B] Forgive him, but as you can see, he has no brain.
B.O.B.: Turns out, you don't need one. Totally overrated!

 

[BrendaBear]

…and also…

The Missing Link: [about Susan] She's speechless!
B.O.B.: She?
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Yes. We are in the prescence of the rare female monster.
B.O.B.: No way! It's a boy; look at his boobies!
The Missing Link: We need to have a talk

 

[BrendaBear]

It's not just about the money!
It's about a shitload of money!!!
'Spaceballs'

I just watched that movie again over the past week.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Aboard my ship, excellent performance is standard, standard performance is sub-standard, and sub-standard performance is not permitted to exist - that, I warn you.

The Caine Mutiny. Love Bogart in this.

 

[ramblnman65]

Yeah, sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice M.L.T.; a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich. Where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky,

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah, sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice M.L.T.; a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich. Where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky,

Billy Crystal and Carol Kane were so awesome in that!

 

[vastiesmith200]

I see young men your age every day in court. I've sentenced young men your age to the gas chamber. I didn't want to do it, I felt I ... owed it to them.

Caddy Shake

 

[vastiesmith200]

You be careful out among the English.

Witness!

 

[vastiesmith200]

Listen, kid. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Airplane

 

[vastiesmith200]

Kill anybody today ?

Day's not over yet!

 

[vastiesmith200]

"I’m sorry, that last hand..nearly killed me”

 

[ramblnman65]

"I’m sorry, that last hand..nearly killed me”

Casino Royale

 

[ramblnman65]

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.

 

[ramblnman65]

You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!

 

[BrendaBear]

You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!

The remake of Ocean’s 11… pretty sure…

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Another casino heist movie:

"Pork chop, pork chop. Greasy, greasy. We beat your team. Fucking easy easy. Wooo. Go Wombats."

 

[flipghost]

“It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.”

 

[ramblnman65]

I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

 

[flipghost]

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