Favorite movie lines...

[sheath]

What are some of your favorite movie lines?

One of mine (from Tombstone):

To Doc Holliday: "...you're probably seeing double!"

Doc Holliday pulls out two guns.

"I have two guns. One for each of ya."



What are your favorites?

S.

 

[sheath]

Another one:

"Kiss my rebel dick."

I'm a woman, so unfortunately, I don't get to say it. But damn, it sounds good.

S.

 

[Tantrikenetic]

"All you motherfuckers are going to pay! You are the ones who are the ball lickers! We're going to fuck your mothers as you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Then when we get to hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is making the movie, we're going to make them eat out shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit which we made them eat! Then all you motherfuckers are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob."

- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

 

[Kitte]

As of late I am loving this little exchange from Dogma

Nun: You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?

Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or...or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do...what do they do? They...They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions...by inhibiting our decisions, out of...out of fear of some...some intangible parent figure who...who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says...and says, "Do it--Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you!"

 

[lorddragonwolf]

its better to burn in hell than to fade away.

 

[Belilica]

"Why don't you go suck a fuck?"

"Well, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?"

- Donnie Darko

 

[capricious_chic]

Heathers

Heather 1: "Life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly."

Veronica: "So, you teach people real life?"

Heather 1: "Yes."

Veronica: "You're beautiful."

 

[Guest]

 

[Rambrat]

"I like you as much as I can like anyone who thinks I'm an asshole"
Broadcast News

"...you know what I'm going to do, just for the hell of it?
I'm going to take my right foot and whack you on that side of your head. And you know what else? There's not a damn thing you're going to be able to do about it."
Billy Jack

 

[curious2c]

Indiana Jones and the holy grail


ancient Knight Templar, after watching the dumb-ass drink from the cup and wither into a skeleton...

"He chose... ...poorly."

 

[capricious_chic]

Shrek

Donkey: "We can sit around all night swapping manly stories, and in the morning I'm making waffles"

 

[Lasher]

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

The best lines in that movie didn't even make it in - Thank God for DVD!

Jay rapping oustside another convenience store:

I'm gonna finger bang her tiny little asshole... Finger her ass and tea bag my balls. Where? Where? in her mouth... balls of plenty in her mouth... Balls, balls, sweaty balls...

Jay and Bob meeting two hookers in Hollywood:

HOOKER 1: Hey, little man. You want some of this?
HOOKER 2: How about you, Big Boy?
HOOKER 1: If you've got fifty bucks we can get nasty.
JAY: Oh yeah? How nasty?
HOOKER 2: As nasty as you wanna be, poppie.
JAY: Alright--first, I'll want to tongue your bung while you juggle my balls in one hand and play with my asshole with the other. But don't stick you finger in.

Then, I'll wanna pinky you and put it in your friend's brown, while Silent Bob spanks into a Dixie cup.

After that, I'll wanna smell your titties for a while and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a Bullfrog.

Then I want you to flick at my nuts while your friend spanks me into the same Dixie cup Silent Bob jizzed in.

Then we throw the Dixie cup out

 

[Guest]

"Thank you, Adolph!" small boy in school yard after school is hit by a bomb and closes. "Hope and Glory".

 

[Bi_in_Vancouver]

My favourite movie quote is in my sig line.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

"'PC load letter?' What the fuck does that mean?!"

"Mother-shitter! Son of an ass!"

-Office Space

 

[_pebbles]

private, "good day, sergeant"
sergeant, "don't tell me what kind of goddamn day it is"

 

[Rambrat]

mother fuck fuck mother fuck fuck


and most things from the Crow

and Chris Walken in True Romance, when he shoots dennis hopper for equating sicilians with moors.

Even though you're a pain...here is the quote...

Coccotti: Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.
Cliff: Could I have one of those Chesterfields now?
Coccotti: Sure.
Cliff: Got a match? ...Oh, don't bother. I got one. So you're a Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Uh-huh.
Cliff: You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that s--t fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
Coccotti: Come again?
Cliff: It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much f--kin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'? You... are part eggplant!
Cocotti: You're a cantaloupe!

 

[sheath]

private, "good day, sergeant"
sergeant, "don't tell me what kind of goddamn day it is"

LMAO!

I damn near fell off the couch when I saw that one on DVD!



S.

 

[mig]

Steve Reeves as Hercules.

Returns to village.Finds father tied to a post,10 foot spear hanging out of his chest.

Oh! He's dead.

 

[SuperDot69]

fav quote from a classic..

"Frankly my dear....I don't give a damn!"

 

[Guest]

Anything by Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) in Bull Durham

My favorite is when Annie Savoy (Susan Sarandon) asks him what he believes. He replies -

"I believe in the soul. The cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch . . . that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

And Annie says (slightly breathless) "Oh, my."

 

[La Huesera]

"Dad, dad. When I grow up can I get a job where random fucken shit heads come blow me crap all day?".

 

[Lost Cause]

"Always with the negative waves, Moriarty, always with the negative waves . . ."

Kelly's Heroes

 

[Romial]

I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum. - Roddy Piper "They Live"

And anything said by the sargent in Full Metal Jacket.

 

[Rambrat]

"Always with the negative waves, Moriarty, always with the negative waves . . ."

Kelly's Heroes

that was such a good movie...