Favorite household lubes A-Z

[Apisto42]

I was listening to Miles and PLP discuss household lubes and I liked their thread idea. With a slight twist since this is the PG.

Name your favorite household lubes A-Z:

Almond paste

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Banana Extract

 

[mnbreastluver]

Coconut oil

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Denture cream - for a firm grip!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Elephant semen. Happen to have some around my household.

 

[Miles Long]

Frank's Red Hot Sauce (when you want to spice things up)

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Grape jelly - preserves can fuck right off

 

[mnbreastluver]

Habanero hot sauce. It just got hotter.

 

[Apisto42]

Indigo dye, for when you want to create a real purple monster.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Juice, preferably apple but I'll accept orange

 

[FortybutNice]

Jism - my own - ideal for lubing up for round two...

 

[Suz_anne]

Ketchup. The fancy kind.

 

[Apisto42]

Lindseed oil, old school like the amish.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Mayo <licks lips>

 

[Apisto42]

Nutella, for when you need some easy to heat chocolate sauce.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Olive oil

 

[Suz_anne]

Pulp. Of any kind.

 

[Apisto42]

Quaker state 5W-30, for when it’s cold.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Quaker state 5W-30, for when it’s cold.

Raid - fix two problems at once

 

[rbijon]

Olive oil

Olive oil is the ultimate

 

[Apisto42]

Seasame oil for a little fusion cuisine.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Tea... sweet tea

 

[Apisto42]

Upside down pineapple cake. It’s 2018 folks, it’s not just pie anymore.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Visine (vaseline seemed too easy)

 

[Apisto42]

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