fav foods, not for eating ;)

[divacarolina]

what have u had on u or in u?

 

[LegsOpenedWide]

*follows with interest*

 

[prdigy666]

*Follows with even closer interest*

Damn I feel like a creepy perv right now hahaha

 

[Dreamer110]

Not on me but whipped cream and chocolate syrup.

 

[followmenow6969]

Bananas, cucumbers zucchini

 

[PreggoBitch]

Chocolate, whipped cream, banana, cucumber, celery, carrots, a rather odd shaped potato, sweets, I know there is more but minds blank

 

[divacarolina]

honey's nice and sticky. hehe takes lots of licking to get it off, no pun intended

 

[prdigy666]

honey's nice and sticky. hehe takes lots of licking to get it off, no pun intended

I tried honey on my ex-wife when I got home from Iraq... Used too much and ended up fucking in the shower because I just couldn't lick all that shit off Hahaha

 

[Mohavekid]

My ex used, zucchini, carrots, and cucumber as masturbation aids.

We also used strawberries, whipped cream, chocolate sauce and honey.

That about covers the food items.

 

[LegsOpenedWide]

I couldn't help but purchase at the supermarket this morning...

 

[CarnivalBarker]

Whipped cream. Caramel syrup.

Once I worked a catered event where I had to lay completely still and sushi was served off my body. My breasts and crotch were covered with bodysuit material, and we had to scrub our skin like crazy before we were "served." But it looked like I was naked entirely as I served as the buffet. It was kind of hot.

 

[bluesky496]

well all the usual , cucumber , carrot , cooked sausage , banana /very messy , and then of course chocolate bar ,ice lolly ,grapes , strawberries and those bread stick things and we have tried cream and sauces and maple syrup and champagne dribbled over his cock .
i would love to be a buffet platter , that sounds very erotic and sexy ,hmmm, i wonder if.................

 

[divacarolina]

bluesky were u an extra in this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXrBZvSu4ho

 

[Trimjob69]

Carve a hole in a cantelop and fucked it

 

[divacarolina]

Carve a hole in a cantelop and fucked it

originally i asked what's been in you or on you but i think it's fair to expand to what you've been in or on. plus you reminded me of one of roberto benigni's awesome performance in 'night on earth'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N99Ps4nLBGU

 

[divacarolina]

also i think maybe technically benigni's character gets credit for the melon AND the [spoiler] which would eventually become food. lol

 

[LegsOpenedWide]

Cucumber became my friend recently

 

[Trimjob69]

Cucumber became my friend recently

Lucky cucumber

 

[zach20092]

have used a few of these regular suspects on my ex and on myself.. tried a few dates inside her before we ate them..

 

[divacarolina]

http://www.maximumfun.org/judge-john-hodgman/judge-john-hodgman-episode-217-battle-podcast-stars

Also, in the spirit of food's that you've been on in a sexual way, this week's Judge John Hodgman includes Bailiff Jesse's stated intention to go to a listener's house, take their fruit from the refrigerator and rub it on his butt. and then put it back and they would eat his butt fruit without knowing.