Fast Times at Baghdad High

[Dixon Carter Lee]

MATT LAUER: Welcome to "Today", Mr. Penn.

PENN: Aloha, Mr. Hand

MATT LAUER: Actually, it's...

PENN: You used to work at All-American Burger, seven months ago!

MATT LAUER: Yeah, okay. Mr, Penn, a lot of people want to know, what exactly were you doing in Iraq?

PENN: Havin' a little food; learnin' about Cuba.

MATT LAUER: With Saddam Hussein?

PENN: I know that dude.

MATT LAUER: Many people are wondering if Saddam is scared, or preparing for war?

PENN: Well make up your mind dude. Is he going to shit, or is he going to kill us?

MATT LAUER: Were you scared in Bagdad?

PENN: All I need are some tasty waves cool buzz and I'm fine.

MATT LAUER: Is that a pizza? We're in the middle of an interview...

PENN: If I'm here and your here, doesn't that make it our time? And there's certainly nothing wrong with a little feast on our time, is there?

MATT LAUER: You're absolutely right, Mr. Penn. Let's all have a slice. Katie? Want a slice? Who wants a slice?

PENN: You dick!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Get to the part where Mr. Hand sends in the special ops guys.

 

[kidthor]

Spicoli was Penn's first and last good role...LMAO

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: Fast Times at Baghdad High

Spicoli was Penn's first and last good role...LMAO

That flick with Madonna was art, man!

The problem with some dudes, is like, they totally don't get Sean's genius.

 

[Linedrive]

Hey...there's no pizza party here

 

[Guest]

Dolors
Dead man walking
The one with Walken, C. Penn and M. S. Mastersen

I can think of more good Penn movies if I had the time.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Dolors
Dead man walking
The one with Walken, C. Penn and M. S. Mastersen

I can think of more good Penn movies if I had the time.

See dudes. My man CV is down with Sean.

 

[Guest]

Dolors
Dead man walking
The one with Walken, C. Penn and M. S. Mastersen

I can think of more good Penn movies if I had the time.

Colors.

For fuck's sake...

 

[Guest]

The one with Gary Oldman and Robin (what's-her-face? The one who got AIDS in Forrest Gump) was really good.

 

[Guest]

Ed Harris. That's her.