Fast, fun tests

[BrainyBeauty]

Hey, it's been......hours since anyone posted a sex/personality test! So, for your viewing pleasure, here are 3 for the price of one! Such a deal! Enjoy. They're fast and fun.

Just pick your fave color!

Pick your fave geometric shape

Pick a fave animal

Oh, and post your results!

 

[Angel]

First one:
Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners (***Angel Note: AND WHY THE HELL NOT?***). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.


Second One : (Third one on top)
Introspective
Sensitive
Reflective



You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are very strong, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you require. You do not mind being alone for extended periods of time; you rarely become bored.



Third One :

Congratulations! The two of you made it out of the desert!


Based on Japanese Archetypes the desert represents a hardship. Each of the animals represents an aspect of your life. The order in which you sacrifice the animals might be said to represent the importance of these things to you. The one that you sacrificed first is the least important, and the one that you kept is the most important.

1 You sacrificed the Cow. The Cow represents basic needs.
2 You sacrificed the Sheep. The Sheep represents friendship.
3 You sacrificed the Lion. The Lion represents pride.
4 You sacrificed the Monkey. The Monkey represents your children.
5 You kept the Horse. The Horse represents your passion.

 

[p_p_man]

Hey, it's been......hours since anyone posted a sex/personality test! So, for your viewing pleasure, here are 3 for the price of one! Such a deal! Enjoy. They're fast and fun.

Just pick your fave color!

Pick your fave geometric shape

Pick a fave animal

Oh, and post your results!

Colours - I'm sensitive in love but clumsy in an endearing way. No girl has to worry about me looking elsewhere.

Shapes - I can't stand superficiality and I prefer my own company to engaging in trivial small talk. I forge strong friendships.

Desert - I chosen the animal that represents my basic needs.

Yeah nice little test.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Wow! It's all true!

RED:
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

Shape:
You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are very strong, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you require. You do not mind being alone for extended periods of time; you rarely become bored.


The Desert Test


Congratulations! The two of you made it out of the desert!


Based on Japanese Archetypes the desert represents a hardship. Each of the animals represents an aspect of your life. The order in which you sacrifice the animals might be said to represent the importance of these things to you. The one that you sacrificed first is the least important, and the one that you kept is the most important.

1 You sacrificed the Lion. The Lion represents pride.
2 You sacrificed the Horse. The Horse represents your passion.
3 You sacrificed the Sheep. The Sheep represents friendship.
4 You sacrificed the Cow. The Cow represents basic needs.
5 You kept the Monkey. The Monkey represents your children.

 

[Angel]

Do the rest of those tests too!

http://www.verysimple.com/personality/maykorner.pl

You see yourself as Dark, Broody and Poetic while others see you as moody, thoughtful and spitfire. You think of sex as Wet, refreshing and mind-blowing and you view death as blank, boring and new beginning.

http://www.verysimple.com/personality/thought.cgi

Angel:

You are a 'bare all' type person and enjoy living on the edge. You love yourself the most.(TOLD YOU!) You are a night person. Your life will be beautiful but sometimes thorny. ****** is your lucky star and you will become very close friends with *****. It will take you 5 times to find your true love and you will have a fast-paced wedding.

 

[Guest]

RED:
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.


You are a very sensitive person. You refuse to view things only from a sober, rational standpoint. What your feelings tell you is just as important to you. In fact, you feel it is important to have dreams in life, too.

You reject people who scorn romanticism and are guided only by rationality. You refuse to let anything confine the rich variety of your moods and emotions.

1 You sacrificed the Sheep. The Sheep represents friendship.
2 You sacrificed the Monkey. The Monkey represents your children.
3 You sacrificed the Lion. The Lion represents pride.
4 You sacrificed the Cow. The Cow represents basic needs.
5 You kept the Horse. The Horse represents your passion.

 

[Todd]

Test #3:

Based on Japanese Archetypes the desert represents a hardship. Each of the animals represents an aspect of your life. The order in which you sacrifice the animals might be said to represent the importance of these things to you. The one that you sacrificed first is the least important, and the one that you kept is the most important.

1 You sacrificed the Monkey. The Monkey represents your children.
2 You sacrificed the Lion. The Lion represents pride.
3 You sacrificed the Sheep. The Sheep represents friendship.
4 You sacrificed the Horse. The Horse represents your passion.
5 You kept the Cow. The Cow represents basic needs.

Test #2

Bottom Left Corner

Analytical
Trustworthy
Self-Assured

Your momentary sensitivity represents that which is of high quality and durable. Consequently, you like to surround yourself with little "gems," which you discover wherever they are overlooked by others.

Thus, culture plays a special role in your life. You have found your own personal style, which is elegant and exclusive, free from the whims of fashion. Your ideal, upon which you base your life, is cultured pleasure. You value a certain level of culture on the part of the people with whom you associate.

Test #1

Blue

Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than firery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.

 

[Guest]

You see yourself as Bright, Sexy and Attractive while others see you as Claws, Purrs and Tongue. You think of sex as Water, Shower and Bathroom and you view death as Pure, Simple and Blank.

LMAO

 

[Guest]

Tracey:

You are a 'touchy-feely' type of person and enjoy living on the edge. You put others before yourself. You are romantic and fall in and out of crushes slowly. Your life will be predictable and safe. Misty is your lucky star and you will become very close friends with David. It will take you 7 times to find your true love and you will have a fast-paced wedding.

 

[Todd]

You see yourself as bright, vivid and clear while others see you as soaring, free and uninhibited. You think of sex as fast, wild and untamed and you view death as clear, easy and simple.

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Todd:

You are a hopeless romantic and classical. You love yourself the most. You are romantic and fall in and out of crushes slowly. Your life will be predictable and safe. *** is your lucky star and you will become very close friends with *******. It will take you 6 times to find your true love and you will have a slow-paced wedding.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Whoa! I'm cool!

BLUE

Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than firery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.

Introspective
Sensitive
Reflective

You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are very strong, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you require. You do not mind being alone for extended periods of time; you rarely become bored.

DESERT TEST

1 You sacrificed the Lion. The Lion represents pride.
2 You sacrificed the Sheep. The Sheep represents friendship.
3 You sacrificed the Monkey. The Monkey represents your children.
4 You sacrificed the Cow. The Cow represents basic needs.
5 You kept the Horse. The Horse represents your passion

[Edited by doctor_insanus on 05-25-2001 at 09:49 PM]

 

[Isolde]

Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than firery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.


Introspective
Sensitive
Reflective



You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are very strong, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you require. You do not mind being alone for extended periods of time; you rarely become bored.


Based on Japanese Archetypes the desert represents a hardship. Each of the animals represents an aspect of your life. The order in which you sacrifice the animals might be said to represent the importance of these things to you. The one that you sacrificed first is the least important, and the one that you kept is the most important.

1 You sacrificed the Lion. The Lion represents pride.
2 You sacrificed the Sheep. The Sheep represents friendship.
3 You sacrificed the Monkey. The Monkey represents your children.
4 You sacrificed the Horse. The Horse represents your passion.
5 You kept the Cow. The Cow represents basic needs.

 

[SexyChele]

People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.


Carefree
Playful
Cheerful

You love a free and spontaneous life. And you attempt to enjoy it to the fullest, in accordance with the motto: "You only live once."
You are very curious and open about everything new; you thrive on change. Nothing is worse than when you feel tied down. You experience your environment as being versatile and always good for a surprise.



1 You sacrificed the Sheep. The Sheep represents friendship.
2 You sacrificed the Monkey. The Monkey represents your children.
3 You sacrificed the Cow. The Cow represents basic needs.
4 You sacrificed the Lion. The Lion represents pride.
5 You kept the Horse. The Horse represents your passion.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.

Introspective
Sensitive
Reflective
You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are very strong, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you require. You do not mind being alone for extended periods of time; you rarely become bored.

1 You sacrificed the Lion. The Lion represents pride.
2 You sacrificed the Monkey. The Monkey represents your children.
3 You sacrificed the Sheep. The Sheep represents friendship.
4 You sacrificed the Cow. The Cow represents basic needs.
5 You kept the Horse. The Horse represents your passion.

 

[morninggirl5]

It worked, neat

Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than firery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.

Analytical
Trustworthy
Self-Assured

Your momentary sensitivity represents that which is of high quality and durable. Consequently, you like to surround yourself with little "gems," which you discover wherever they are overlooked by others.

Thus, culture plays a special role in your life. You have found your own personal style, which is elegant and exclusive, free from the whims of fashion. Your ideal, upon which you base your life, is cultured pleasure. You value a certain level of culture on the part of the people with whom you associate.


1 You sacrificed the Monkey. The Monkey represents your children. (Don't have any ))
2 You sacrificed the Lion. The Lion represents pride.
3 You sacrificed the Horse. The Horse represents your passion.
4 You sacrificed the Sheep. The Sheep represents friendship.
5 You kept the Cow. The Cow represents basic needs.

 

[Dillinger]

Well BB - you didn't post your responses to the tests - lets have 'em... here are mine...

Color:
RED:
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make LadyChatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

Shape:
Carefree
Playful
Cheerful

You love a free and spontaneous life. And you attempt to enjoy it to the fullest, in accordance with the motto: "You only live once."

You are very curious and open about everything new; you thrive on change. Nothing is worse than when you feel tied down. You experience your environment as being versatile and always good for a surprise.

Animal:

I don't agree with this test - I sacrificed the animals based on their ability to help me survive and how smart they are, i.e. - their ability to survive themselves, therefore to help me survive... but here are my answers anyway:

Congratulations! The two of you made it out of the desert!

Based on Japanese Archetypes the desert represents a hardship. Each of the animals represents an aspect of your life. The order in which you sacrifice the animals might be said to represent the importance of these things to you. The one that you sacrificed first is the least important, and the one that you kept is the most important.

1 You sacrificed the Cow. The Cow represents basic needs.
2 You sacrificed the Sheep. The Sheep represents friendship.
3 You sacrificed the Monkey. The Monkey represents your children.
4 You sacrificed the Lion. The Lion represents pride.
5 You kept the Horse. The Horse represents your passion.

 

[Dillinger]

And Angel's tests:

The Maykorner Test:

You see yourself as alive, fun and vibrant while others see you as powerful, majestic and strong. You think of sex as beautiful, majestic and powerful and you view death as clean, bright and pure.

The Thought Test:

You are a hopeless romantic and enjoy living on the edge. You love yourself the most. You are romantic and fall in and out of crushes slowly. Your life will be beautiful but sometimes thorny. *** is your lucky star and you will become very close friends with ***. It will take you 3 times to find your true love and you will have a fast-paced wedding.

 

[lavender]

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Let Me Just Say!

That If The Monkey Were REALLY My Kid, I Would Die Before Anything Happened To Her!

With That Said

I Have Two Favorites! So I Had To Choose Them BOTH!

ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.

Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.

Introspective
Sensitive
Reflective

[introspective]

You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are very strong, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you require. You do not mind being alone for extended periods of time; you rarely become bored.

Congratulations! The two of you made it out of the desert!

Based on Japanese Archetypes the desert represents a hardship. Each of the animals represents an aspect of your life. The order in which you sacrifice the animals might be said to represent the importance of these things to you. The one that you sacrificed first is the least important, and the one that you kept is the most important.

1 You sacrificed the Sheep. The Sheep represents friendship.
2 You sacrificed the Monkey. The Monkey represents your children.
3 You sacrificed the Cow. The Cow represents basic needs.
4 You sacrificed the Horse. The Horse represents your passion.
5 You kept the Lion. The Lion represents pride.

 

[lavender]

 

[Mistress]

Misty:

You are a hopeless romantic and enjoy living on the edge. You love yourself the most. You are romantic and fall in and out of crushes slowly. You choose the road less travelled. ***** is your lucky star and you will become very close friends with ****** It will take you 7 times to find your true love and you will have a fast-paced wedding.

 

[Weevil]

The first one was:
If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.

I guess this is okay. I'm glad it didn't end up having to do with poo.

Number 2:
Your momentary sensitivity represents that which is of high quality and durable. Consequently, you like to surround yourself with little "gems," which you discover wherever they are overlooked by others.

Thus, culture plays a special role in your life. You have found your own personal style, which is elegant and exclusive, free from the whims of fashion. Your ideal, upon which you base your life, is cultured pleasure. You value a certain level of culture on the part of the people with whom you associate.

Wha??? It just looked like a poster one of my Brothers had in college. But fancy that. Hey Ma! I'm cultured, Yeeehah!

Numero Three

I went with

Monkey
Horse
Lion
Sheep
Cow

I just figured that the Cow would be the one I'd want to eat most once I left the desert.

 

[BrainyBeauty]

You asked for it, you got it

RED:
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
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Dynamic
Active
Extroverted
You are quite willing to accept certain risks and to make a strong committment in exchange for interesting and varied work. Routine, in contrast, tends to have a paralyzing effect on you.
What you like most is to be able to play an active role in events. In doing so, your initiative is highly pronounced.
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Congratulations! The two of you made it out of the desert!

1 You sacrificed the Monkey. The Monkey represents your children.
2 You sacrificed the Sheep. The Sheep represents friendship.
3 You sacrificed the Lion. The Lion represents pride.
4 You sacrificed the Horse. The Horse represents your passion.
5 You kept the Cow. The Cow represents basic needs

Dillinger- I'm with you. I chose based upon which ones I thought could best assist me in my effort to get out alive.
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The Maykorner Test

You see yourself as fresh, new and exciting while others see you as beautiful, strong and powerful. You think of sex as exciting, powerful and thunderous and you view death as stark, bland and lifeless.
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You are a hopeless romantic and enjoy living on the edge. You put others before yourself. You are a morning person. Your life will be beautiful but sometimes thorny. It will take you 6 times to find your true love and you will have a slow-paced wedding.