Farts!

[Kuntmode]

We all drop our guts from time to time. A natural thing.

Name the worst situation you have been in where you wanted to hold back from letting one go, but couldn't stop it from blurting out?

For me it was appearing before a judge on an assault charge.

He asked me how do I plea.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerk!

The whole court room packed up laughing and even the judge had a smirk.

The courtroom went into recess.

I ended up with a suspended sentence.

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

The worst was in a job interview. The interviewer had just stepped out of the meeting room and I figured I could let a little silent one go. Instead it was an ass eruption that occured just as the guy walked back in the office.

He looked at me, smiled, and asked if I needed to use the restroom.

Needless to say I did not take the job that was offered to me.

Spank

 

[bknight2602]

I think the worst one came during dating, you know trying to impress a girl and then whamo.

 

[Lancecastor]

Canada's fart industry represents its major source of exports to the USA.

Here's Canadian funnyman Don McKellar asking you to pull his finger in Canuck, our Official Language.