Faked orgasms

[TheEarl]

The worst lie is a faked orgasm. If I'm doing something wrong, then tell me what to do better (or even better, show me ) and I'll do it better. If you're too drunk/depressed/just not in the mood and it's quite blatantly not going to happen, then tell me. Don't fob me off with a fake.

If you don't fool me, then I'll be hurt and insulted that you don't trust me enough to talk to me. If you do fool me, then I'll keep doing whatever I was doing before because I think it gets results and your acting will get a lot of practise.

The enjoyment of sex (for me at least) is to make you enjoy yourself. Me having fun is great, but it's always ladies first IMHO. If you're not enjoying it, then it's not worthwhile.

The Earl

Thought it deserved a thread of its own. Discuss.

The Earl

 

[BlackShanglan]

Thought it deserved a thread of its own. Discuss.

The Earl

Why do women fake orgasms? Discuss.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Re: Re: Faked orgasms

Why do women fake orgasms? Discuss.

Ahhhh.... but how can you be sure they are or aren't?

 

[minsue]

Why are the women avoiding this thread like the plague?

Discuss

 

[carsonshepherd]

Why are the women avoiding this thread like the plague?

Discuss

Women are smart.

Discuss.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I decline to respond on the grounds that my testimony might tend to reveal my gender

Shanglan

(Edited - that was intended to respond to Carson, but I suppose it might do as well for Mighty Goose there.)

 

[TheEarl]

I faked it, once.

Now that's an interesting trick. Why?

The Earl

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

I faked it, once.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Ugh the posts are coming up in a weird scrambled order.

Shanglan

 

[minsue]

The worst lie is a faked orgasm. If I'm doing something wrong, then tell me what to do better (or even better, show me ) and I'll do it better. If you're too drunk/depressed/just not in the mood and it's quite blatantly not going to happen, then tell me. Don't fob me off with a fake.

If you don't fool me, then I'll be hurt and insulted that you don't trust me enough to talk to me. If you do fool me, then I'll keep doing whatever I was doing before because I think it gets results and your acting will get a lot of practise.

The enjoyment of sex (for me at least) is to make you enjoy yourself. Me having fun is great, but it's always ladies first IMHO. If you're not enjoying it, then it's not worthwhile.

There are too many possible answers for Why?, Earl. Usually, the answer is because it's easier that way.

One quick answer (of the many reasons I used to fake it) -

Some women are just not going to have an orgasm every freakin time you have sex, but a lot of men seem to have the same point of you as you: "If you're not enjoying it, then it's not worthwhile." Who said we're not enjoying it just because we don't cum?? A lot of men seem to feel that way, though, so it was just easier to fake it rather than have the poor guy spend hours and every trick in the book trying to make me have an orgasm when I already knew it just wasn't going to happen that night.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Now that's an interesting trick. Why?

I was tired, I was drunk. I was using a condom.

Why not?

 

[minsue]

I faked it, once.

My brother claims to have faked it many times. (Note - the fact that I know this is just one of the many reasons that one should not spend their teenage years drinking with family members. Drunk people tell you too much.)

 

[carsonshepherd]

. Drunk people tell you too much.)

Anyone who's gotten a PM from me will agree.

 

[TheEarl]

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Now that's an even more interesting trick. And curiously enough, one seen in the bumped thread from 2000. Is there a connection?

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

There are too many possible answers for Why?, Earl. Usually, the answer is because it's easier that way.

One quick answer (of the many reasons I used to fake it) -

Some women are just not going to have an orgasm every freakin time you have sex, but a lot of men seem to have the same point of you as you: "If you're not enjoying it, then it's not worthwhile." Who said we're not enjoying it just because we don't cum?? A lot of men seem to feel that way, though, so it was just easier to fake it rather than have the poor guy spend hours and every trick in the book trying to make me have an orgasm when I already knew it just wasn't going to happen that night.

Min: I'll refer you to my original post. If it's not gonna happen that night, then I'd much prefer you told me. If I'm in a relationship with someone I expect more honesty than tossing your head about. I understand that there are times when it just won't happen. Doesn't mean we have to stop, just because you can't cum. Like you said, you can enjoy it without orgasming, but I certainly won't enjoy it if I catch you faking.

The Earl

 

[minsue]

Min: I'll refer you to my original post. If it's not gonna happen that night, then I'd much prefer you told me. If I'm in a relationship with someone I expect more honesty than tossing your head about. I understand that there are times when it just won't happen. Doesn't mean we have to stop, just because you can't cum. Like you said, you can enjoy it without orgasming, but I certainly won't enjoy it if I catch you faking.

The Earl

Which is why I said "used to". I haven't done so for years. I was pretty damned good at it, though, if I do say so myself. (Good enough that the only times I've been accused of faking have been times I actually did cum. Go figure. )

 

[impressive]

Hmmmm ...

(a) She wants it to be OVER and the bloke is just not gonna quit twistin' her nipples like knobs on an old radio and fumblin' around tryin' to find her clit until she has a screamin' O

(b) It's just not gonna happen and he's runnin' out of steam, so she has mercy on his poor tired ass

(c) Numbers 1 & 2 were real, and now she just wants to go to sleep

(d) His breath stinks

(e) She has to pee

(f) She's really, really trying not to fart

(g) There's a spider crawling toward her on the bed

(h) Survivor's on in 5 minutes

(i) It's a race

(j) She wants the last piece of cheesecake

(k) She has to get up at 5:30 tomorrow morning and needs at least a few hours' sleep

...

Not that I ever did any of these things.

 

[rgraham666]

My mind working in it's odd way now has a question. OK two.

Do lesbians fake orgasms?

Do their partners notice?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Like you said, you can enjoy it without orgasming, but I certainly won't enjoy it if I catch you faking.

The Earl

Uh, earl... maybe I'm out of my area here....

But how would you go about catching someone faking?

Hook them up to a lie detector before the big moment?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Hook them up to a lie detector before the big moment?

Mmmm electrical play. You know, that might help

Shanglan

 

[TheEarl]

Uh, earl... maybe I'm out of my area here....

But how would you go about catching someone faking?

Hook them up to a lie detector before the big moment?

Assuming they're not appalling at faking, the only way I know of is to look at her chest. 99% of women get a mottled red flush there during and after, due to a flood of blood to the capillaries. I have no idea how i know this, but it's gospel and something that's hard to fake.

The Earl

 

[minsue]

Assuming they're not appalling at faking, the only way I know of is to look at her chest. 99% of women get a mottled red flush there during and after, due to a flood of blood to the capillaries. I have no idea how i know this, but it's gospel and something that's hard to fake.

The Earl

And nothing makes a woman feel more special that an examination to prove orgasm.

 

[carsonshepherd]

And nothing makes a woman feel more special that an examination to prove orgasm.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

I had exactly one real orgasm when I was with my ex gf

 

[minsue]

Carson, you give s for the oddest things. Makes me giggle.