Marquis
Jack Dawkins
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Watch out mothers and princess subs, you could be setting your progeny up for abuse and not even knowing it.
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graceanne said:Oh, believe me you don't want to get me going on fairy tales. They're disgusting.
Marquis said:Fairy tales are great, you don't know what you're talking about!!
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Well I guess I must missed the cutoff thenSilverlily said:Hmmm, my girls are into horror and anime, anything with the not-so-happy-ending.
*grin*
I feel pity for the next generation of male subs.
there are the standards, but i love rumplestilskin, rapunzel, and sleeping beauty...and the princess and the pea.graceanne said:Like which one?
arctic-stranger said:there are the standards, but i love rumplestilskin, rapunzel, and sleeping beauty...and the princess and the pea.
Like....all of them! I read my kids Beowulf, and it think it affected them for life.
graceanne said:Ok: Rumplestilskin: A man LIES about his daughter, and gets her in trouble. Then instead of owing up to his lie, he gets her further in trouble by making her go along with the lie. The lock her in a dungeon and a little old guy comes and promises to make a ton of gold for an itty bitty locket. Yeah, fair exchange, right? Then it happens again, and he makes an exchange for a ring. Why doesn't any of this alarm the chick? No clue. Then she agrees to give him HER CHILD, in exchange for her own life. Of course she changes her mind, but she shouldn't have agreed in the first place.
Rapunzel: A woman is preggo and MUST have a turnip (A TURNIP?) that she saw in her neighbors garden, so she guilt trips her hubby into going and STEALING it. Then when he gets caught, instead of them taking their punishment they agree to give their child to a WITCH. Does none of this alarm you? Then this witch locks her in a tower, so that she can't ever get with a man. Makes you wonder if the witch was a tad bit gay? Either way, then the prince comes and climbs her HAIR. All I can say is ouch.
Sleeping Beauty. Ok, starts out rather ok. I mean you can see why the parents didn't invite the witch, so it's not really their fault she gets cursed. And of course the seventh fairy saves the day. But then the curse happens, and she's asleep. 100 YEARS LATER, a prince comes and kisses her. He kisses a sleeping woman. I mean, isn't that darn near RAPE? And instead of thinking 'you asshole' the princess opens her eyes and 'falls in love'. WITH A COMPLETE STRANGER.
Princess and the Pea. Ok, this one isn't so bad. Except that the kings mother is a bitch, and a snob. Also, why in the world is it so important that she have sensitive skin? I think their was a little S and M going on in the background.
The little Mermaid. She's 16, she sees a man and falls in love with him? Ok, whatever. Then she makes a deal,a nd is in pain when she walks. But, to make it worse, the prince doesn't even fall in love with her, so SHE COMMITS SUICIDE. I mean, how morbid is that?
It's been a long time since I read Beowolf (like 10 years), but as I recall it's pretty morbid and bloody, too.
cutiemouse said:Ok that made me laugh. I remember wondering when I had a personals ad out if all the men who advertised for 'Romeo looking for Juliette' realized that they had a suicide pact... LOL
graceanne said:Sleeping Beauty. Ok, starts out rather ok. I mean you can see why the parents didn't invite the witch, so it's not really their fault she gets cursed. And of course the seventh fairy saves the day. But then the curse happens, and she's asleep. 100 YEARS LATER, a prince comes and kisses her. He kisses a sleeping woman. I mean, isn't that darn near RAPE? And instead of thinking 'you asshole' the princess opens her eyes and 'falls in love'. WITH A COMPLETE STRANGER.
graceanne said:Oh, believe me, I'm not a big Romeo and Juliet fan either. They were both melodramatic idiots.
snowy ciara said:cutting for length, but wonderful content....
I remember thinking "Why is she waiting for Prince Doodyhead Charming to rescue her? Steal stepma's brooch, run off and starve in the city, dress up as a boy and go to sea, but for God's sake, don't just SIT there!"
WriterDom said:Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a Feminist. She probably wants to castrate the big bad wolf too.