Facials

[OneNightStand]

Can anyone give me some tips on how to cum on my girlfriends face. I always cum on her cheeks, but was wondering if basically more is better like, e.g. all over her face

Thanks.

 

[Stout chap]

It looks good on telly, does the old splatter-her-face, b'god! But I and my girlfriend soon found it to be an awkard and messy process when we attempted to do it. The longer the ejaculation, the better it is, I find.

 

[asenath]

Try to aim for her lips.

 

[Guest]

 

[hotNnasty]

be careful of her eyes. The face, the hair, but NOT the eyes. It stings something awful.

 

[RedStorm]

Can anyone give me some tips on how to cum on my girlfriends face. I always cum on her cheeks, but was wondering if basically more is better like, e.g. all over her face

Thanks.

Never had one.

 

[Lust Engine]

be careful of her eyes. The face, the hair, but NOT the eyes. It stings something awful.

The saucy voice of experience from the sounds of it!

 

[hotNnasty]

The saucy voice of experience from the sounds of it!

LOL once to often!


Trollin' LE

 

[Lust Engine]

LOL once to often!

Trollin' LE

And swim goggles just don't set the right mood either do they??

 

[hotNnasty]

And swim goggles just don't set the right mood either do they??

LOL nope. Now promise me I won't need them


Trollin' LE

 

[Kurmudgeon]

This isn't a tip or anything, just something I got up to the other day (seemed to fit in with this theme, though).

I was lying on my back on my bed, jerking away. I had folded blankets under my ass so I was raised up, my cock high in the air as I pounded it with my hand. I love looking up and seeing that.

As I felt myself about to blow my load I grabbed the headboard of my bed with my free hand (which is usually grabbing the base of my shaft and my balls, or doing other things) and threw my legs up, rolling a little onto my shoulder.

As I stroked away my cock was close to my face, pointing down at me... so when I shot my load I gave myself a facial. Some I got straight into my mouth, though (and some on my neck).

Okay.... I'm now hard after thinking and writing this. Better take care of it.

[Edited to correct one-handed typing errors.]

 

[Shyjohn]

Re: Re: Facials

Usually, penile activity is a must, then you must locate her face. When you feel a tingly, orgasmic sensation, try aiming the hole (little slit in the top) at her face. (the round part thats on top of her neck)

Then proceed.

Emerald, You are one wicked bastard. I just spent ten
minutes chuckling at that answer. And it was a lesson too. Now I now where I've been going wrong

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Facials

 

[Lust Engine]

LOL nope. Now promise me I won't need them

Trollin' LE

Damn! So does this mean the "naked except for swim fins" fantasy is out too??

 

[Ass_tronaut_T]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Facials

lol, Im glad someone finally saw that

Not only one... in fact I wanted to post on this thread ago - and couldn't because I had to laugh too much..... All your fault! Anticipating arousal turning to loud laughter from one second to another.....

T.

 

[His_kitty]

As I felt myself about to blow my load I grabbed the headboard of my bed with my free hand (which is usually grabbing the base of my shaft and my balls, or doing other things) and threw my legs up, rolling a little onto my shoulder.

As I stroked away my cock was close to my face, pointing down at me... so when I shot my load I gave myself a facial. Some I got straight into my mouth, though (and some on my neck).

I am so naive ...... why hasn't it occured to me that some men might like to give themselves facials?


*makes a mental note to get out more*


oh and btw (making a huge effort to ignore the sarcastic voice in my head) not only should you avoid the eyes, but up the nose isn't all that pleasant either. Don't ask ... just take my word on this, k?