Facebook Girlfriend/Boyfriend for Rent

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Twenty-four-year-old Sophia is smart, pretty and has hopes and dreams of getting to grad school.

And for $5 she will be your girlfriend.

"It's not a big deal really," she says, at the end of what has been an altogether very peculiar week. "It's just easy to do... I just tick 'in a relationship'."

Sophia is one of many women - and a few men - who have essentially brought the age-old industry of escorting to the world of social networking. Now, instead of hiring someone to grasp your arm and go out to a party or dinner - it's all about looking good online.

"It's mostly guys trying to make someone else jealous," Sophia explains. "Or to make their profile look like they've got girls all over them."

For the money, you get a week's worth of having "in a relationship with Sophia" on your profile, as well as a few status comments and "likes".
Well. There's an easy plot bunny! :cool:
 
Escort. She's not putting out.

She's "tick'ing" dudes' "in a relationship" box... or at least lets them watch as she "ticks" her own box...

That at least counts as giving the guy a "mouse job"....

So I'm sticking with whore!
 
She's "tick'ing" dudes' "in a relationship" box... or at least lets them watch as she "ticks" her own box...

That at least counts as giving the guy a "mouse job"....

So I'm sticking with whore!

Don't put down the sex workers, man. If she's making a buck off of people sad enough to want a virtual girlfriend, good for her.
 
I think you people are overlooking a plot bunny here. What else is she doing with that mouse?
 
I hope she gets to grad school and everyone hates her there
 
On the Story Ideas forum several days ago I reported a CNN feature on a "hookup" Internet service on matching university students (called Sugarbabies) with sponsors (called Sugardaddies--although, if I was going to write a story about it, I might go the Sugarmomma route) who paid their college fees in exchange for services rendered. Thought it would be a good plot bunny.
 
Just about everything you post here comes across as "so angry," Safe_bet Usurper. Interesting that you can't see it (or don't choose to).
 
You called her a whore twice and Jo wants everyone to hate her for being a whore.

What's with all the whore-hate? Whores are fantastic! I want to live in a world with safe legal sex workers.

and??? I didn't say that being a whore was a BAD thing! I'm fine with women (or actually PEOPLE) being allow to do as they choose and that would include sex workers. (just don't want to BE one, ya know?). I STRONGLY agree on the safe and legal part too.



Just about everything you post here comes across as "so angry," Safe_bet Usurper. Interesting that you can't see it (or don't choose to).

That's not true, Pilot!

In fact, I'll even wish you a Happy Valentines Day! :heart:

I even hope your wife gets you that nice pair of Prada heels you've had your eye on. You'll look SO fetching the next time you get all foot-stompy!
 
And there it is again. :D

Interesting that the gay support people would pick a nice rainbow and depict themselves as all joining hands and singing "Kumbaya" when they're the ones doing most of the gay bashing.

I think it's well known here that it's a surprise the rare times your posts don't come across as a crazy bitch.
 
And there it is again. :D

Interesting that the gay support people would pick a nice rainbow and depict themselves as all joining hands and singing "Kumbaya" when they're the ones doing most of the gay bashing.

I think it's well known here that it's a surprise the rare times your posts don't come across as a crazy bitch.



First of all, you ain't gay. You just play the part of somebody who writes about it. ('Sides, you've been making believe that you are bisexual up to now, right?)

Secondly, there was NO gay bashing. I'd think a dude that writes GM stories would grok the difference between orientation and gender identity. There also was certainly no "bashing" if you were even a modicum gay/bisexual you'd have experienced what that term REALLY means and not have so cavalierly tossed it out.

Lastly, those new high heels of yours DO look nice when you are stomping your footsie! Good pick!
 
That certainly was internally inconsistent. But it does reflect you well.

Yes, yes, I'm sure some man was really mean to you at some point. But from your posts, I'll have to assume that you obviously deserved it. :D
 
Who would want their Facebook tickled? All kinds of perverts in this world. *shakes head*
 
Bloody stupid and those who need that kind of thing are, I think, slightly barking.
Good Luck to Sophia for finding a way of making a more-or-less honest buck and not having to do anything for it. I would not describe her as a whore, though.

Would that I could find some sort of similar money-making scheme with no effort.
 
Or better yet be a face book Pimp!

Whiny Losers write you for a Facebook friend and you have the 'stable' of guys or girls who may, or may not, be really real. You take two bucks and send three to the 'real' ones. For the others, you keep the full five bucks!

There is a flaw in this isn't there:(
 
She complimented your shoes, what's your problem? :confused:

Well, because either way (whether I was into that or not), it was a bashing slur, which you well know--and now are participating in.

And that's why you are a hypocrite who enjoys the Internet gaming over the principles you pretend to value.

Interesting. Wonder why you two have gotten so chummy all of a sudden. But only slightly wonder. It isn't going to worry me much.
 
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Bloody stupid and those who need that kind of thing are, I think, slightly barking.
Good Luck to Sophia for finding a way of making a more-or-less honest buck and not having to do anything for it. I would not describe her as a whore, though.

Would that I could find some sort of similar money-making scheme with no effort.

I was thinking something similar. She found a market niche; she supplies the fantasy to guys willing to buy it. Hell, maybe I should start a cyber service: I'll fake a cyber orgasm for $10, do a cyber blow job for $15, and for $50 I'll cyber-do a dude AND all his friends! Score!



Or better yet be a face book Pimp!

Whiny Losers write you for a Facebook friend and you have the 'stable' of guys or girls who may, or may not, be really real. You take two bucks and send three to the 'real' ones. For the others, you keep the full five bucks!

There is a flaw in this isn't there:(

You're on to something. We should hire a Ponzi schemer...
 
Heh! Smart girl. She finds a market niche and exploits it. Hell, I'd charge $10.00. What's really sad are all the losers out there who live in the Cyberworld on sites like Facebook and never get out of mom's basement to live in the real world.

I've seen people walking along and texting, driving and texting, in the movies and texting, just about everywhere. I'm all for innovations in electronics and communication, but this is ridiculous. I think some people are obsessed with it. :rolleyes:
 
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