R. Richard
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What happened is that I am walking through a neighborhood park near my house. I see what, at first, appears to be a sheep, munching the vegetation near a little stream that flows through the park. However, the neck is too long to be a sheep. Then I see that the beastie's face resemble that of a camel. OK, so we have a deformed sheep.
I get to the other side of the park and a van with a logo proclaiming 'Judy's Farm pulls into the parking lot, soon followed by a fuzz car. Fortunately, I am upwind of the fuzz car and get only a little whiff of the chickenshit smell. The woman [Judy?] runs over to the fuzz car and utters the words that make my blood run cold. She says, "al-Paka." [To think, I was face to face with a terrorist and never even realized it.] Judy[?] then runs down to confront the beastie. [The fuzz cower in their fuzzmobile, munching on doughnuts.] Judy then grabs al-Paka by the neck and guides the terrorist back to her van. She puts the terrorist into her van and drives off. The fuzz soon follow [and the neighborhood improves dramatically.]
It just goes to show you, even in a suburban neighborhood, you may come face to face with a terrorist.
I get to the other side of the park and a van with a logo proclaiming 'Judy's Farm pulls into the parking lot, soon followed by a fuzz car. Fortunately, I am upwind of the fuzz car and get only a little whiff of the chickenshit smell. The woman [Judy?] runs over to the fuzz car and utters the words that make my blood run cold. She says, "al-Paka." [To think, I was face to face with a terrorist and never even realized it.] Judy[?] then runs down to confront the beastie. [The fuzz cower in their fuzzmobile, munching on doughnuts.] Judy then grabs al-Paka by the neck and guides the terrorist back to her van. She puts the terrorist into her van and drives off. The fuzz soon follow [and the neighborhood improves dramatically.]
It just goes to show you, even in a suburban neighborhood, you may come face to face with a terrorist.
