F**king n00b

[DevilishDesires]

Hi, I'm the f**king n00b you've all been hearing so much about. I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce myself formally. Just to let everyone know, I have a declaration of intent.

I fully intend to...
1) Ask stupid questions that I would have gotten answers to had I only read the FAQ and stickies.
2) I will make every attemtp to pretend like I know all of you and that we are fond and close friends.
3) I will make vain attempts to win you over with wit and verbal cunning.
4) I intend to cry myself to sleep every night when I realize that no one on this board likes me.

Thank you, that is all.

 

[cloudy]

Hi, I'm the f**king n00b you've all been hearing so much about. I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce myself formally. Just to let everyone know, I have a declaration of intent.

I fully intend to...
1) Ask stupid questions that I would have gotten answers to had I only read the FAQ and stickies.
2) I will make every attemtp to pretend like I know all of you and that we are fond and close friends.
3) I will make vain attempts to win you over with wit and verbal cunning.
4) I intend to cry myself to sleep every night when I realize that no one on this board likes me.

Thank that is all.

I like you already.

Welcome to the AH.

 

[DevilishDesires]

I like you already.

Welcome to the AH.

**bows**

Thank you.

 

[AppleBiter]

Hi, I'm the f**king n00b you've all been hearing so much about. I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce myself formally. Just to let everyone know, I have a declaration of intent.

I fully intend to...
1) Ask stupid questions that I would have gotten answers to had I only read the FAQ and stickies.
2) I will make every attemtp to pretend like I know all of you and that we are fond and close friends.
3) I will make vain attempts to win you over with wit and verbal cunning.
4) I intend to cry myself to sleep every night when I realize that no one on this board likes me.

Thank you, that is all.

LMAO Welcome aboard!!

 

[DevilishDesires]

LMAO Welcome aboard!!

I have a warm sensation flowing all over, people like me, they really like me. I believe I just soiled my keyboard.

 

[SeaCat]

Hey wait a minute now, not only have you been here before, but you're still here. How many times are you going to show up?

Cat

Damn it, if you start stealing my lines we're going to have words.

 

[minsue]

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What? It seemed fitting!

Welcome to the AH

 

[DevilishDesires]

Hey wait a minute now, not only have you been here before, but you're still here. How many times are you going to show up?

Cat

Damn it, if you start stealing my lines we're going to have words.

**crawls into corner and begins to weep**

 

[DevilishDesires]

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What? It seemed fitting!

Welcome to the AH

Thanks minsue.

 

[Guest]

I like you already.

Welcome to the AH.

As do I.

Welcome!

 

[cloudy]

**crawls into corner and begins to weep**

don't cry...SeaCat's a good guy. Your skin just needs to be a little thicker, see, and he's helping you out with that.

 

[minsue]

Thanks minsue.

And don't worry about soiling your keyboard. That happens all the time around here, what with all the diet coke and coffee spews. (not generally combined, mind you)

I recommend one of those nifty plastic coatings.

 

[DevilishDesires]

don't cry...SeaCat's a good guy. Your skin just needs to be a little thicker, see, and he's helping you out with that.

**wipes tears from eyes**

Ok...now I understand...it's just that the world of forums can be a cruel and heartless place for a n00b like me.

 

[cloudy]

**wipes tears from eyes**

Ok...now I understand...it's just that the world of forums can be a cruel and heartless place for a n00b like me.

We're not cruel. If you want cruel, then try the General Board. We're just a bunch of softies compared to them, just don't tell anybody.

 

[Guest]

**wipes tears from eyes**

Ok...now I understand...it's just that the world of forums can be a cruel and heartless place for a n00b like me.

Even noobs need love.

(probably more than non-noobs)

 

[DevilishDesires]

We're not cruel. If you want cruel, then try the General Board. We're just a bunch of softies compared to them, just don't tell anybody.

**flips out note pad scribbles down notes**

So how many posts would you recommend before I have before I brave the the Gen Board waters?

 

[cloudy]

**flips out note pad scribbles down notes**

So how many posts would you recommend before I have before I brave the the Gen Board waters?

Up to you, but make sure you shower before you come back here.

*shudder*

 

[AppleBiter]

**flips out note pad scribbles down notes**

So how many posts would you recommend before I have before I brave the the Gen Board waters?

No, dude. Do not . . . I repeat . . . DO NOT go to the General Board. NOoooo.

 

[DevilishDesires]

**scribbles down more notes**

Do I risk infecting the whole if I don't shower? If there is some risk of contagion why has that section of the forum not been quarantined?

 

[TxRad]

Hi, I'm the f**king n00b you've all been hearing so much about. I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce myself formally. Just to let everyone know, I have a declaration of intent.

I fully intend to...
1) Ask stupid questions that I would have gotten answers to had I only read the FAQ and stickies.
2) I will make every attemtp to pretend like I know all of you and that we are fond and close friends.
3) I will make vain attempts to win you over with wit and verbal cunning.
4) I intend to cry myself to sleep every night when I realize that no one on this board likes me.

Thank you, that is all.

1) happens all the time so nothing new there everyone has to start somewhere
2) again... happens all the time and usually leads to just that... being friends althoough how fond and close is yet to be seen
3) If it works then good on ya....
4) I don't think that will be a problem... you sound crazy enough to fit right in

BTW welcome aboard.....

 

[AppleBiter]

**scribbles down more notes**

Do I risk infecting the whole if I don't shower? If there is some risk of contagion why has that section of the forum not been quarantined?

We ask ourselves that all the time.

 

[DevilishDesires]

1) happens all the time so nothing new there everyone has to start somewhere
2) again... happens all the time and usually leads to just that... being friends althoough how fond and close is yet to be seen
3) If it works then good on ya....
4) I don't think that will be a problem... you sound crazy enough to fit right in

BTW welcome aboard.....

Thank you I'm enjoying myself already.

 

[TxRad]

**scribbles down more notes**

Do I risk infecting the whole if I don't shower? If there is some risk of contagion why has that section of the forum not been quarantined?

we haven't found a big enough rubber

 

[cloudy]

we haven't found a big enough rubber

PMSL!!!!

 

[DevilishDesires]

we haven't found a big enough rubber

ROFL!!!!!!