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BlackShanglan
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*blinks*
Joe, I took you for a man of the world.
You haven't encountered actual female ejaculation?
Sub Joe said:
*blinks*
Joe, I took you for a man of the world.
You haven't encountered actual female ejaculation?
ChilledVodkaIV
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delusional post traumatic stress
When Daniel woke up, eventually, after four slaps of the snooze button, he recalled a vivid dream which must have occurred between the second and third slap because he couldn't recall it after the third.
He was six or seven years old and running through corn whose stalks stretched above his shoulders. He remembered laughing with glee that the ears of corn were up to his ears.
He'd been running for what must have been all day because he's seen the sun rise and hover watching with silent mirth, his inexhaustable energy, and wavering in its own haze, wavering a fond farewell as it sunk below the hedges across the way.
Then he was 15 (he knew he was 15 because he was playing donkey kong) and his father had sent him to his room because he'd said "bloody fuck" when he touched the bare wires together and shorted the main fuse and galvanised himself across the room with one involuntary push of his arms.
Then he was tearing down photographs from his bedroom wall and he knew he was 18 and a half, because the photographs were of his mis-begotten, unrequited, 2nd base girlfriend. Bitch.
He remembered all this as he tried to analyze the reason for waking up to sweat drenched, tear streaming fear and the noise of the "Van Den Bleeker - Holland" Juggernaut pitching its shrill reversing scream at him as he vainly pushed adrenalin to unresponsive calves, thighs and feet.
When Daniel woke up, eventually, after four slaps of the snooze button, he recalled a vivid dream which must have occurred between the second and third slap because he couldn't recall it after the third.
He was six or seven years old and running through corn whose stalks stretched above his shoulders. He remembered laughing with glee that the ears of corn were up to his ears.
He'd been running for what must have been all day because he's seen the sun rise and hover watching with silent mirth, his inexhaustable energy, and wavering in its own haze, wavering a fond farewell as it sunk below the hedges across the way.
Then he was 15 (he knew he was 15 because he was playing donkey kong) and his father had sent him to his room because he'd said "bloody fuck" when he touched the bare wires together and shorted the main fuse and galvanised himself across the room with one involuntary push of his arms.
Then he was tearing down photographs from his bedroom wall and he knew he was 18 and a half, because the photographs were of his mis-begotten, unrequited, 2nd base girlfriend. Bitch.
He remembered all this as he tried to analyze the reason for waking up to sweat drenched, tear streaming fear and the noise of the "Van Den Bleeker - Holland" Juggernaut pitching its shrill reversing scream at him as he vainly pushed adrenalin to unresponsive calves, thighs and feet.
BlackShanglan
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I'll never tell
(For less than five pints of Guinness ...)
CharleyH said:Horsey? You havedo tell in a story
I'll never tell
(For less than five pints of Guinness ...)
BlackShanglan
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And where does one go to find that? *taking notes*
hotchkiss said:
And where does one go to find that? *taking notes*
BlackShanglan
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How I wish I could. Unfortunately, BA still have that absurdly backward policy about livestock in the cabin area.
hotchkiss said:come to see Lou-lou and Mat in May in the UK (se uk meet up thread)
How I wish I could. Unfortunately, BA still have that absurdly backward policy about livestock in the cabin area.
hotchkiss
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I know I used to work for them (true) It's a shame then that their own cabin crew wouldnt pass for livestock with their make up removed!
I'm not bitter about BA honest I did !5 years for them and the local manager couldnt be bothered to turn up to wish me bon vogage. If it wasn't for my pension I'd wish em to go the same way as TWA did.
As Blue collar Engineering staff we used to goad the overpaid air stewardesses by saying if they had not invented aircraft they would have been working in McDonalds. It really pissed them off.
Im not EVIL honest
BlackShanglan said:
I know I used to work for them (true) It's a shame then that their own cabin crew wouldnt pass for livestock with their make up removed!
I'm not bitter about BA honest I did !5 years for them and the local manager couldnt be bothered to turn up to wish me bon vogage. If it wasn't for my pension I'd wish em to go the same way as TWA did.
As Blue collar Engineering staff we used to goad the overpaid air stewardesses by saying if they had not invented aircraft they would have been working in McDonalds. It really pissed them off.
Im not EVIL honest
BlackShanglan
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What a marvellous way to get dates. I'm surprised you haven't posted this approach to the "six words" thread.
hotchkiss said:
What a marvellous way to get dates. I'm surprised you haven't posted this approach to the "six words" thread.
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