Expertise's Voice

[Juliangel]

I got it!! NH and April y'all were asking me what he sounds like I think I've got it or then again maybe it's just me.

He sounds a lot like Brendan Fraser. You know from The Mummy, George of the Jungle and Mrs. Winterborne.

Not sure if he would sound like it to anyone else but to me they both have damn sexy voices.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

mmmm nothing like a deep voice to get you going in the morning

 

[Expertise]

Fuck. Now I gotta make a trip to Jumbo video this afternoon.

Hope Brendan Fraser's voice is a good thing.

 

[Juliangel]

Hope Brendan Fraser's voice is a good thing.

Oh sweetie it is a very good thing. Rent The Mummy, I love him in that one!!!

and remember you do not sound the same to yourself as you do to others.

 

[Ambrosious]

I'm just waiting for the Expertise's hair thread or the Expertise's pant size thread. When are those coming?

Yeah, I start ALL the frivilous threads, yeah, its me.

 

[Juliangel]

I'm just waiting for the Expertise's hair thread or the Expertise's pant size thread. When are those coming?

Yeah, I start ALL the frivilous threads, yeah, its me.

As soon as I can get my hands on him

 

[Naked Hunny]

I thought I was the only person in the world to have seen Mrs. Winterbourne!! God I luv that movie!!

And yes Expertise!! Brendan Frasier is very good!! He played the caveman in Encino Man as well!! And the Jewish boy in School Ties!! And the Guy from the 50's in Blast From the Past!!

 

[Expertise]

I've seen him guys, I just can't seem to come up with a good recollection of his voice.

 

[April]

Ex, just don't rent George of the Jungle to compare voices! ROFL He talks funny in that one.

Has anyone seen Bedazzled? I was thinking of seeing it today, but hubby took my car. Oh well, I'll just lounge around here all day and bother y'all.

 

[Guest]

 

[Naked Hunny]

Ya know I have three way calling!

 

[Expertise]

A parting shot

April says Billy Zane...... the rental charges are gonna add up

 

[April]

AH!!!! ROFL over and over!! heehee

I was just gonna post something along those lines.

*big silly smile on my face*

Oh, try "Tales From the Crypt Presents Demon Knight" I think it's one of his better ones. Love the shaved head. LOL

 

[Juliangel]

Ok I need to rent something too the only thing I can picture Billy Zane in is Titanic and I don't see it with that.

 

[April]

Try "Phantom", "Demon Knight", and "Dead Calm".

In the name of all that is holy, don't ever watch "Cleopatra"!! Trash!

 

[Juliangel]

Try "Phantom", "Demon Knight", and "Dead Calm".

Ok but either way doesn't he have a great voice, I could just talk to him all day.

 

[SpecialK]

Damnit! I wanna talk too!

Where exactly in Canada are you, Expertise? Do you sound Canadian?

K

 

[Expertise]

The Canadian accent is a myth.

There is a maritime accent, a Newfoundland accent, a Quebecois accent, a vary vague western accent and British Columbia speaks Californese the wannabees.

I have a slight maritime accent, not pronounced by any means (IMHO)

 

[Juliangel]

I have a slight maritime accent, not pronounced by any means (IMHO)

Sorry sweetie it is there. I do not hear my southern accent but you said you could pick it up. It is the same thing, you are just use to it so you do not hear it.

 

[Expertise]

Damn it.

And I was trying to sound so urbane.

Just goes to show that you can dress me up but you can't get me to do American newscasts.

 

[Juliangel]

Damn it.

And I was trying to sound so urbane.

Just goes to show that you can dress me up but you can't get me to do American newscasts.

That's ok sweetie, wanna sit on my lap or I can sit in yours and you can read me all the news you want?

 

[Expertise]

You are just a little bitty thing cutie.

Wait till you get the picture...you should quickly decide that you do not want 200 lbs of me plunking down in your lap.

 

[April]

Just goes to show that you can dress me up but you can't get me to do American newscasts.

Ahh, sweetie, if you did newscasts, you'd have all the ladies creaming their panties for you!

Oh my, that was crude! But it's the truth.

 

[Expertise]

You have no idea how big a turn on it was to have the ever demure April talk dirty to me.

You just made my day cutie.

 

[April]

Demure? Moi?
Nooo, you must be thinking of someone else! LOL

P.S. If I suddenly disappear, I've lost electricity. Ice storm, you know.