Exhibitionist Seeks Advice

Sconnie69

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So there is a couple living in the house behind mine. They've lived there maybe 2 years now and I'm guessing are in there late 30's early 40's . They pretty much keep to themselves and that is fine with me. She wasn't anything special to look at or talk to but last winter (didn't see her ever) she transformed herself into a cute little hottie by losing 40 pounds. When spring rolled around I saw her and both me and my wife insisted it was not same woman, it was literally a night and day change! I get up pretty early in the morning and now that the leaves are off the trees here in Wisconsin I have a clear view of their kitchen through my sunroom which has windows all around it and through my upstairs bathroom. One day a few weeks ago I was up at my usual early time and happened to look out my bathrooom and saw her walk thru the kitchen stark naked, just taking her time. I was shocked and had to rub my eyes (and cock) before she disappeared. I think I dribbled a little pee on the floor too! Then a few days later I notice the kitchen light was on again in the early morning and saw her walk through the kitchen topless. My oh-my. It didn't seem to matter that I had a few low lights on in the house, she seemed oblivious to it.

Now me being a guy who enjoys walking around the house naked whenever I can felt a surge run through my loins. I've had fantasies about this woman now that she's trim and lean and take every opportunity to talk to her when her dogs are out or is doing lawn work. So I decided to wait one morning for her to take the dogs out in the back yard before she leaves for work (when dark) and turn on my kitchen lights so she would basically have to look right at me while I casually walked around my kitchen for about a minute stark naked. I could feel the pre-cum surging to my rod knowing that she was probably watching. I've done this a couple of times now, not really knowing what or how much she's seen. I've even thought of coming down stairs completely naked and dressing in the kitchen as another idea. It's a great thought to wake up in the morning.

My dilemma I need to start thinking about is what if anything she might say when we see each other next time, probably when the weather gets warmer in the spring. Here are some possibilities I thought of:
1. Hey, I saw you over the winter in your kitchen, that really turns me on.
2. Stop walking around your house naked, that's gross.
3. Your cock is way bigger than my husbands, can we have a playdate in the backyard?
4. I want to walk my dog with your dog.
5. Cut it out or I'll log a complaint with the cops.

What would your respond with to these questions? Or have you experienced this yourself and how did it go down?

PM me if you want to respond or let the whole world in on it. Thanks for listening!
 
This is good, curious to see where this takes you (& hopefully it takes you to that good place ;)) keep us updated lol
 
In for a penny. In for a pounding.

Let her see you polishing the family jewels. Or maybe put a telescope in your kitchen facing just a couple degrees away from her window...

She'll either roll with it (lucky you) or you're already screwed!
 
Well the next time you do speak with her ------ KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT -------
about seeing her topless or naked, just go on with life and enjoy the view, if you want you can still wander around some at home in your house naked or in tight briefs.

DON'T DO ANYTHING TO OUT OF THE ORDINARY!
She may not realize you can see her, she might know and enjoys the attention!

Never mention the fact she may have lost weight or anything about her appearance change, it will probably piss her off ---- it would me

Stay silent other then Hellos ------- Unless she mentions or asks about it and then be complimenting and nice not sexual or you risk her calling police, scaring her into being aware of you watching and starts wearing a robe or filing a complaint with the condo manager or hoa or whatever
Sit Back and Enjoy the View :D
 
Arianne's advice is probably the best (and i was kidding about the telescope).

Still, without it looking deliberate, keep walking around naked and hey, maybe do play with yourself. Maybe the show and tell will escalate!
 
Sitting here this morning reading these replies....waiting to see if she gives me a show. I think Arianne's advice is quite good. We as men tend to get overly eager in these types of situations when those loins start warming up. I'll play it safe today and see what happens when the lights turn on!
 
Well the next time you do speak with her ------ KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT -------
about seeing her topless or naked, just go on with life and enjoy the view, if you want you can still wander around some at home in your house naked or in tight briefs.

DON'T DO ANYTHING TO OUT OF THE ORDINARY!
She may not realize you can see her, she might know and enjoys the attention!

Never mention the fact she may have lost weight or anything about her appearance change, it will probably piss her off ---- it would me

Stay silent other then Hellos ------- Unless she mentions or asks about it and then be complimenting and nice not sexual or you risk her calling police, scaring her into being aware of you watching and starts wearing a robe or filing a complaint with the condo manager or hoa or whatever
Sit Back and Enjoy the View :D

^^^Great advice, looks like you took it to heart, OP.

This kind of thing is a dance. It will require patience and discretion but I'm sure it will pay off.
 
Aww man didn't think this thread was about this, but its pretty hot. From one voyeur to another keep on peeping with no expectations (so you don't let yourself down) stay silent, be happy with what was already seen. And if you ever have a chance to talk just have normal regular people conversation until (or if) she brings it up - and even if she does, tread lightly at first.
 
Well the next time you do speak with her ------ KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT -------
about seeing her topless or naked, just go on with life and enjoy the view, if you want you can still wander around some at home in your house naked or in tight briefs.

DON'T DO ANYTHING TO OUT OF THE ORDINARY!
She may not realize you can see her, she might know and enjoys the attention!

Never mention the fact she may have lost weight or anything about her appearance change, it will probably piss her off ---- it would me

Stay silent other then Hellos ------- Unless she mentions or asks about it and then be complimenting and nice not sexual or you risk her calling police, scaring her into being aware of you watching and starts wearing a robe or filing a complaint with the condo manager or hoa or whatever
Sit Back and Enjoy the View :D


This woman is correct. :rose:
 
Friday's event's....Wow!

Here’s what happened Friday, I couldn’t believe it. I was up at my usual time, around 5 am and took a peek out my bathroom window. Across the yard, I see her 2nd floor bathroom light is on and the shades drawn, unfortunately. No lights on anywhere else in her hourse, which is a good thing meaning she hasn’t been downstairs yet. I check the temperature, -5 degrees (crap!). Too cold to walk the dog, but then again a good day to go downstairs and wait to see if there will be a free show. It’s total darkness outside. So I decide to put on come clothes (t-shirt and pants only in case there is an opportunity to show off my assets) and walk downstairs while keeping the lights off. I sit down on a chair in the sunroom in total darkness. A few minutes later the bathroom light turns off. The minutes pass, my heart beat ticks faster and I can feel the blood in my loins rise and fall with anticipation. Will I get lucky today? Then her upstairs hallway light turns on followed by the kitchen light and she rounds the corner of the steps into the hallway leading into the kitchen. I can see her clearly in a little knee length robe and her long dark hair appears to still be wet from showering. It’s almost as if she’s looking right at me, but obviously can’t see me because I have no lights on. She quickly turns left into another part of the kitchen, out of sight, but then I see a light turn on in her laundry room at the other end of the house. I stand up, unzip my pants which fall to my knees and start rubbing my now half-hard cock. The next thing I see is she comes back with a laundry basket and places it on the kitchen table, also right in my line of sight. She is now sideways to me looking through the laundry basket and starts to pull out clothes and fold them. I see she put on a pair of white stockings to cover her legs while in the laundry room. But then, she unties and slips off off her robe and puts it over a chair, revealing her nakedness! My eyes are ready to pop and my cock, fully exposed, starts to quickly throb, getting harder by the second. Mind you she is standing sideways and I get a get side view of her little bit bigger than itty-bitty-titties and dark nipples. What a view! My heart is pumping, my cock is now erect as I stroke it. She continues standing there looking through the basket for something. Her wet hair is bothering her so she leans a little away from me to the side to prop it up a bit. Then she drops a piece of clothing on the floor and her little dog pounces on it and runs away. She quickly follows, naked, chasing it back to the front hallway to retrieve it and then promptly walks back in my direction, giving me a full frontal view of her black bush, perky dark breasts in her thigh high stockings. OMG! I can feel myself start to cum as I continue to stroke but pull back just enough, though it’s sticky now in my hand from the pre-cum.

To be continued….
 
Friday's event's....Wow!

Here’s what happened Friday, I couldn’t believe it. I was up at my usual time, around 5 am and took a peek out my bathroom window. Across the yard, I see her 2nd floor bathroom light is on and the shades drawn, unfortunately. No lights on anywhere else in her hourse, which is a good thing meaning she hasn’t been downstairs yet. I check the temperature, -5 degrees (crap!). Too cold to walk the dog, but then again a good day to go downstairs and wait to see if there will be a free show. It’s total darkness outside. So I decide to put on come clothes (t-shirt and pants only in case there is an opportunity to show off my assets) and walk downstairs while keeping the lights off. I sit down on a chair in the sunroom in total darkness. A few minutes later the bathroom light turns off. The minutes pass, my heart beat ticks faster and I can feel the blood in my loins rise and fall with anticipation. Will I get lucky today? Then her upstairs hallway light turns on followed by the kitchen light and she rounds the corner of the steps into the hallway leading into the kitchen. I can see her clearly in a little knee length robe and her long dark hair appears to still be wet from showering. It’s almost as if she’s looking right at me, but obviously can’t see me because I have no lights on. She quickly turns left into another part of the kitchen, out of sight, but then I see a light turn on in her laundry room at the other end of the house. I stand up, unzip my pants which fall to my knees and start rubbing my now half-hard cock. The next thing I see is she comes back with a laundry basket and places it on the kitchen table, also right in my line of sight. She is now sideways to me looking through the laundry basket and starts to pull out clothes and fold them. I see she put on a pair of white stockings to cover her legs while in the laundry room. But then, she unties and slips off off her robe and puts it over a chair, revealing her nakedness! My eyes are ready to pop and my cock, fully exposed, starts to quickly throb, getting harder by the second. Mind you she is standing sideways and I get a get side view of her little bit bigger than itty-bitty-titties and dark nipples. What a view! My heart is pumping, my cock is now erect as I stroke it. She continues standing there looking through the basket for something. Her wet hair is bothering her so she leans a little away from me to the side to prop it up a bit. Then she drops a piece of clothing on the floor and her little dog pounces on it and runs away. She quickly follows, naked, chasing it back to the front hallway to retrieve it and then promptly walks back in my direction, giving me a full frontal view of her black bush, perky dark breasts in her thigh high stockings. OMG! I can feel myself start to cum as I continue to stroke but pull back just enough, though it’s sticky now in my hand from the pre-cum.

To be continued….

You lucky dog. That should warm you up on a cold winter's morning.
 
Finishing off the episode from Friday.....once she retrieved the clothing from the dog she decided enough was enough and quickly slipped on a pair of panties and a bra, put her robe back on and walked back upstairs out of site, my cock happily throbbing from watching my cute little unknowingly(?) exhibitionist neighbor. Would would tomorrow bring???
 
Finishing off the episode from Friday.....once she retrieved the clothing from the dog she decided enough was enough and quickly slipped on a pair of panties and a bra, put her robe back on and walked back upstairs out of site, my cock happily throbbing from watching my cute little unknowingly(?) exhibitionist neighbor. Would would tomorrow bring???

And we are all curious too....
 
Saturday: I woke up so fucking horny after Friday's show wondering what today would bring. Couldn't remember if she was an early weekend riser or not so I slipped out of bed quietly with a big hard-on poking thru my shorts. I peaked through my bathroom windows and to my disappointment there was no sign of life across the way.

I decided it would be a good opportunity for me to strut my stuff even though all lights in her house were off. So I slipped on a zippered sweatshirt and nothing else and put the rest of my clothes in a pile and headed downstairs, my cock now less than hard. After all maybe she was up and watching me??? I turned on my kitchen dimmer light just enough, put my clothes on the kitchen table and unzipped my sweatshirt. If she was spying on me she could surely get a good view as I walked into the sunroom.

I opened the shades on my sliding glass doors, streched my arms overhead and squeezed my ass checks to accentuate my cock. If she was watching she got a good side view. I took off my sweatshirt and walked back into the kitchen now fully naked and proceeded to take my time getting dressed. If she was there she got a good side view of my primary parts. Those thoughts raced thru my mind! I walked into the main part of my kitchen when done to see if there was any sign of life yet, but there was none. Once dressed, I proceeded to make some coffee and had breakfast just like any other day acting as if this was perfectly normal. I have no idea if she saw anything but I couldn't stop thinking of what I did all day.
 
Saturday: I woke up so fucking horny after Friday's show wondering what today would bring. Couldn't remember if she was an early weekend riser or not so I slipped out of bed quietly with a big hard-on poking thru my shorts. I peaked through my bathroom windows and to my disappointment there was no sign of life across the way.

I decided it would be a good opportunity for me to strut my stuff even though all lights in her house were off. So I slipped on a zippered sweatshirt and nothing else and put the rest of my clothes in a pile and headed downstairs, my cock now less than hard. After all maybe she was up and watching me??? I turned on my kitchen dimmer light just enough, put my clothes on the kitchen table and unzipped my sweatshirt. If she was spying on me she could surely get a good view as I walked into the sunroom.

I opened the shades on my sliding glass doors, streched my arms overhead and squeezed my ass checks to accentuate my cock. If she was watching she got a good side view. I took off my sweatshirt and walked back into the kitchen now fully naked and proceeded to take my time getting dressed. If she was there she got a good side view of my primary parts. Those thoughts raced thru my mind! I walked into the main part of my kitchen when done to see if there was any sign of life yet, but there was none. Once dressed, I proceeded to make some coffee and had breakfast just like any other day acting as if this was perfectly normal. I have no idea if she saw anything but I couldn't stop thinking of what I did all day.


Nicely done...Hopefully she saw and enjoyed.
 
It's been a quiet week, we must be on different time zones or is maybe out of town for work. Every morning I awake with anticipation only to find the house dark. Hoping the weekend brings some possibilities for a little show. I'll keep you posted......
 
Sunday morning I woke to darkeness fresh from a good night of sleep. I did my usual peak through the shades and to my luck, the kitchen lights were on. I stood there watching for a minute, my pee starting to dribble into the toilet and my loins warming. I don't know about you guys and gals out there but I'm usually easily excited in the morning when my thoughts turn to sex and nudity. I could see her moving in the kitchen area, and then she finally moved far enough were I could see everything. Unfortunately she was fully clothed wearing a sweatshirt or something, pants and shoes. Nothing special for a weekend even though there was a Packer game today (more on that later). I had to think fast since I was still cranked up from my little naked dry run from the other day walking through the house, not knowing if she was there or not. I paused there in my bathroom for another minute or so waiting to see if hubby was around (mind you I never see him up in the early morning). I decided it was too good an opportunity to pass up so I quickly threw on my favorite zippered sweatshirt and nothing else, grab my clothes and walked downstairs in the dark. I didn't turn any lights on and just sat in a kitchen chair watching for any activity. Nothing.....damn! But the lights were still on. A couple more minutes passed and I'm getting antsy. My half hardness is now shrinking. Then I see her...she must have gone upstairs and then came down the hallway into the kitchen looking right my way. My heart starts pumping, I stroke my cock and balls into a state of alertness and decide it's time to act. So I grab my clothes and go back to the front of my house to turn on my hallway light as if I'm just coming downstairs. I turn on my kitchen light, just a little and then turn off the hallway light. My body is literally shaking and I want to stroke my cock, but there is no need to because I feel it filling on its own. I try to be very normal and set my clothes on the kitchen table and then walk slowly over to my kitchen sink to look out the window to see if she's visible. Then I see she turned on her deck lights and is opening her sliding glass door, letting the dogs out!! Shit!! I decide to go for it, wouldn't you??? When she brings them out, she walks them down the steps (they are 2 little dogs) and stands outside there waiting for them, looking right my way. So I decide with gusto to walk over into the sunroom and pretend to look at something on my desk while bending over just a little bit. Again, I'm shaking, my heart is racing and my cock is feeling good. Then I decide to take my sweatshirt off as I walk back into the kitchen, next to the table where my clothes are. I'm sure she she got a good view of my whole naked backside, maybe a little cock tease too. Then I stand sideways, glance out the window to my right because I heard one of the dogs bark and I see a figure moving through the yard. Apparently one of the dogs wasn't listening or something. I start putting on my clothes starting from my t-shirt, then my zippered sweatshirt and then my pants, all very slow. Then I sit on the chair, facing away from the sunroom, slip on my socks and go down the basement steps. I was so certain she had to see me and I think I did a pretty good job of trying to not be obvious. Needless to say I was so wound up, I couldn't believe I did it. My pants felt a little sticky and had a nice stream of pre-cum to taste before going back up stairs. By then she was back in the house and I went on my way to prepare breakfast and let my dog out. She stayed in the kitchen as well as I could see her every now and then as the sun came up and gradually gave way to daylight. I was thinking about this all when my wife came down and reminded me I had to go to the store since we were having a small party with some friends to watch the Packers-Cowboys game. Crap! That's the last thing I wanted to do. But it turned out to be an interesting trip to the store. Look for my next post to see what happened. Spoiler alert: it involves the neighbor and her husband. Stay tuned.....
 
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