Eve's Problem Page

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Much appreciated Eve - are the leaflets from your personal collection?

Dear Mr Catman,

I'm sorry but Eve cannot become engaged in personal correspondence.
Whilst we endeavour to answer all our reader's letters, in this instance, because of the personal nature of your enquiry, we must close the correspondence.

Editor

 

[DorsetCatMan]

sheds a little tear...

 

[dicky911]

you could lube yourself really well and have him in the dark and just pop his cock into the wrong hole without saying anything - maybe give yourself an enema before he turns up....

 

[36b7]

you could lube yourself really well and have him in the dark and just pop his cock into the wrong hole without saying anything - maybe give yourself an enema before he turns up....

Dear Dicky,

Thank you for your interesting suggestion.
Unwittingly or not, you've given our readers a wonderful example of 'deflected desire' where your suggestion is in reality a projection of your own wishes.

There is of course nothing wrong for a man to desire anal penetration and enemas are a standard service that can be obtained from the appropriate person. (see my earlier reply to 'Sue')

Fortunately there is no longer any social stigma attached to a life-style choice such as the one that you have suggested and you should feel free to discuss it with your male colleagues at work who will, in turn, be delighted to share your feelings with their friends.

Eve

 

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A Message from Eve

Dear Readers,

I've been encouraged by the number of enquiries I've had to Eve's Problem Page
but I know that there are many others of you out there with relationship issues or perhaps an annoying little rash that just won't seem to go away.

I do know how difficult it can be to explain to one's partner how you came to contract that STD from a contaminated restroom seat.

So pluck up your courage and write to me, in full confidence, for counselling and information that will put you back on the path to personal fulfilment and happiness.

Remember, Eve's Problem Page is here to help you.

Eve

 

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A Message from Eve

Dear Readers,

I've been encouraged by the number of enquiries I've had to Eve's Problem Page
but I know that there are many others of you out there with relationship issues or perhaps an annoying little rash that just won't seem to go away.

I do know how difficult it can be to explain to one's partner how you came to contract that STD from a contaminated restroom seat.

So pluck up your courage and write to me, in full confidence, for counselling and information that will put you back on the path to personal fulfilment and happiness.

Remember, Eve's Problem Page is here to help you.

Eve

 

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Dear Readers,

I've had a very kind letter from a gentleman called Rod.

Dear Eve,

You have the best solutions to problems! More women should take your wise advice.

Rod

to which I have replied

Dear Rod,

Thank you for your very kind comments.
Of course Eve's Problem Page relies on people writing in with their little problems.
Perhaps there's something that's been worrying you?

I hope to hear from you.

Eve



So come on now, there's no use being shy, that persistant itch won't go away on its own.
Write to Eve's Problem Page in full confidence for advice you can rely on ... well most of the time anyway

 

[andyomama66]

Eve,

My gf of almost two years is terrific in all things sexual. We are both married, but not to each other, so we have to pick our spots. When we can't get naked, it's head and fingerfucking that must tide us over. Early on, when setting down the parameters to our relationship, the topic of swallowing came up. Having a woman gulp my gravy is a turn on, but it's not all that important nor as pleasurable to me as other release options.

So, she's never swallowed my jizz, but has come really close to receiving my cum before I yank my cock and spray over her perky little breasts, or lovely neck. She's quite good at head, including deep throating. Here's my quandary: since she has never 'insisted' on me not coming in her mouth, I was thinking of the next time I approach orgasm, I lock her head onto my cock and jam my cock deep. In effect forcing her to swallow, or at least take it in her mouth. I think she would like the roughness, submissiveness. Do you think it's better to just do it then talk about it later, or inquire about it ahead of time?

A

 

[36b7]

Eve,

My gf of almost two years is terrific in all things sexual. We are both married, but not to each other, so we have to pick our spots. When we can't get naked, it's head and fingerfucking that must tide us over. Early on, when setting down the parameters to our relationship, the topic of swallowing came up. Having a woman gulp my gravy is a turn on, but it's not all that important nor as pleasurable to me as other release options.

So, she's never swallowed my jizz, but has come really close to receiving my cum before I yank my cock and spray over her perky little breasts, or lovely neck. She's quite good at head, including deep throating. Here's my quandary: since she has never 'insisted' on me not coming in her mouth, I was thinking of the next time I approach orgasm, I lock her head onto my cock and jam my cock deep. In effect forcing her to swallow, or at least take it in her mouth. I think she would like the roughness, submissiveness. Do you think it's better to just do it then talk about it later, or inquire about it ahead of time?

A

Dear A,

Thank you for your letter and important question.

I think that your idea of ramming your cock into her mouth before spraying her tonsils with your creamy load will certainly have the desired effect of having your GF swallow your jizz but I fear it may be a 'one time' fix and she will not be caught so easily the next time.

It would be far better for your GF to learn of the many positive benefits of swallowing your cum and then she will be eager to have as much as you can give her.

Semen contains many of the essential food groups as well as minerals and all this is detailed in my booklets
"Semen - The New Wonder Food"
and
"Semen - Part Of Your Five A Day Diet"
which I will send to you under plain cover.

She will of course already have noticed the cosmetic benefits of having your cum massaged into her breasts so do keep up the good work.

Eve

 

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Eve's Problem page

Dear Readers,

I had this letter from one of our younger contributors and he raises a common concern.

I like this girl...alot. Im 21 shes 26. We click. last night we talked from 8pm to 3am with 2 movies inbetween. We both go to college and both live in the same building. She just wont get ride of this whole stupid age idea. she thinks that because shes5 years older im not experianced in life enough for her. any thoughts?

Dear Writer,

There is no doubt that she likes you otherwise she wouldn't have spent the evening with you talking and watching movies so you have cause for optimism.
But she's also right in thinking that there is a difference in life experience between you.

So acknowledge her age and experience and ask her how she would hope you would behave if you were the same age as her.

Try not to be hurt or defensive about her suggestions and use active listening skills:
Face her and sit straight or lean forwards to show her that you're listening.
Maintain eye contact to show her that you're interested in her and what she's saying.
Respond appropriately by um-hmming and eyebrow raising etc. She won't want to see a poker face. This will encourage her to continue talking.
Focus solely on what she is saying; no drifting off to think about football or anything else. Concentrate!
Only ask questions for clarification as in 'So you mean...?'. The less you speak the more she will.

There are no certainties here for you but this change in your behaviour should cause her to re-evaluate you as a person.

Good luck
Eve

 

[Daniel_Hart]

Long time reader

Dear Eve

Long time reader, first time poster here, thanks for your great column.

I am confused. I have read recently that all women are secretly lesbians. Is this true, or just propaganda from the 'Come be lesbian team'.

Regards

Daniel

 

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Dear Daniel,

Thank you for your letter and the interesting question that you have posed.

Just as not all men are secret homosexuals so not all women are secret lesbians; thankfully those of us, and I include myself in this group, who are happy to sleep on either side of the bed can be quite open about our sexuality whereas men who have wondered if they should butter both sides of their toast are more reticent about their sexual preferences.

Of course we women of a sapphic tendency will always seek to recruit willing converts to our cause and thankfully many are pursuaded.

Eve