Eve's Problem Page

[36b7]

Hello Boys,

Are you having trouble in the bedroom or perhaps your wife or girlfriend doesn't understand you?
Something else on your mind that you don't want to talk to your friends about?

Don't worry, Eve is here to listen and offer guidance.
You can write to me in complete confidentiality - I promise.

So tell Eve.
I'm here for you.

 

[36b7]

Now I've had an anonymous letter from a nice young man called Bill who writes:

How can I deal

Im now single and Ive lost my mojo. I cant talk, approch or even flirt with girls.

(I found my gf in bed with another man and women)

Im very hurt. and I want to get back in the game

Well Bill, the problem seems to be that you're suffering from a lack of self esteem.
Is it only recently that your friends have been calling you 'Looser' or have you grown up with this?
In the past I have suggested masturbation as a temporary solution to your kind of problem but in your case I think a period of total abstinence is in order. That way at least you are being single by choice.

Eve

 

[DorsetCatMan]

Eve - I have a dilemma.

I've been talking in srp to two women who are amazing. They are together and just great fun to talk to but I'd like to be far more friendly with them. I'm not sure what their response would be - please advise?'

P

 

[36b7]

Dear Pete,

Two women are talking to you? I don't see what the problem is.

Eve

 

[DorsetCatMan]

Well It's that I'm not sure what it all means - do they like me? Do they talk to each other about me? And what do they think?

 

[Sophie1965]

Hi Eve

I have been in a relationship for 2 years and really miss the great anal sex that I used to have with my last boyfriend.

My boyfriend won't do it as he says it's disgusting.

How can I persuade him?

Sophie

 

[36b7]

Hi Eve

I have been in a relationship for 2 years and really miss the great anal sex that I used to have with my last boyfriend.

My boyfriend won't do it as he says it's disgusting.

How can I persuade him?

Sophie

Hello Sophie,

I think you should buy yourself a good quality strap-on so he can come to understand the true pleasure of anal penetration.
When he's squealed a few times I'm sure he'll be ready to return the compliment.
Of course, you could just give him a blow job and then cook him a really delicious meal.

Eve

 

[36b7]

Well It's that I'm not sure what it all means - do they like me? Do they talk to each other about me? And what do they think?

Dear Pete,

It's not important that they like you. Just accept that they're not rejecting you out of hand.
And don't worry about what they're thinking. They don't.

Eve

 

[DorsetCatMan]

Thanks eve - I'll just do my best to be their friend xxxx

 

[36b7]

Thanks eve - I'll just do my best to be their friend xxxx

Dear Pete,

That is such a generous sentiment and just the response that a woman with maternal instincts will appreciate.

Do let me and my other readers share your journey with your friends.

Eve

 

[DorsetCatMan]

I hope it's a long fruitful and fun journey!
xx

 

[36b7]

I hope it's a long fruitful and fun journey!
xx

Dear Pete,

We shall only know if you share it with us.
But Pete... I have the feeling that you're not telling me everything that you should.
What are you holding back?

Eve

 

[DorsetCatMan]

Well eve I think that I could say too much and ruin a friendship

 

[36b7]

Well eve I think that I could say too much and ruin a friendship

Dear Pete,

I quite agree. There's many a good friendship been spoiled by by a wagging tongue.
However, in your case I suspect that you're repressing something that would be inappropriate for these pages.
Have you considered talking to a priest... or perhaps the police?

Eve

 

[36b7]

Hello Eve

While not exactly one of the boys, I nonetheless have a question you might be able to help me with.

Recently, thanks to a very naughty Kitten, I've discovered a Dom side I didn't realize I had. It has come frighteningly easy to me. Now it's as though I'm giving off this vibe or something. New pets are contacting me wanting to play.

Is there any such thing as too many Kitties? I don't want to become known as that 'crazy cat lady'. But how could I possibly turn away such delightful pets when they seem to depend on me to give them what they crave so badly?

Thyri


Hello Thyri,

Firstly, as you know, everything on these pages is confidential so let's call you Sue shall we?

Sue, you have got yourself into a pickle haven't you and a little confused as well.
We both know that this is not the problem page from Pussy Fanciers Weekly don't we

However, for someone like you who seems to attract the poor weak creatures that we kitty lovers call men, the problem is not the number but how to deal with them.

For a start you're going to need larger premises so close the lease on your rather dingy bedsit and look for somewhere more up-market, preferably with a suite of dungeons.
Then you'll need an extensive range of equipment - spreader and truss bars, hoods masks and gags and of course a selected range of good quality butt plugs.
If you contact me under plain cover I can put you in touch with a reputable supplier.

And finally get an accountant and a good lawyer.

Sue, I wish you well in your new career.

Eve

 

[DorsetCatMan]

I'm not sure the police or a priest would help Eve - but maybe a personal therapist would....

 

[36b7]

I'm not sure the police or a priest would help Eve - but maybe a personal therapist would....

Dear Pete,

I think that you may be in need of a more personal service than I can offer here.
May I suggest the 'personal services' section on your local newspaper?

Eve

 

[DorsetCatMan]

hmm not what I'd hoped for

:-(

 

[Sturquill]

Dear Eve

I have been having a very steamy lesbian affair with a female work colleague for over 6 months. My husband doesn't know about it and I can't decide whether or not to tell him.

Do you think he will be turned on by it just or furious that I am being unfaithful?

Regards

Sarah

 

[DorsetCatMan]

may I chip in?

Itwould depend if you let him join you maybe Sarah?

 

[36b7]

Dear Eve

I have been having a very steamy lesbian affair with a female work colleague for over 6 months. My husband doesn't know about it and I can't decide whether or not to tell him.

Do you think he will be turned on by it just or furious that I am being unfaithful?

Regards

Sarah

Dear Sarah,

Thank you for your letter which I know will be of great interest to many readers.
You say that you've been having a very steamy lesbian affair with a female work colleague.
You've chosen well because this kind of affair can be very difficult with a male colleague as a man will often misunderstand your intentions in these situations.

As you suspect your husband will be furious that you haven't told him but will forgive you if you include him in your relationship.
Men like to think that they're in control so give him a chance to supervise your next session with your lover.
If he's still unhappy, cook him his favourite meal.

Eve

 

[36b7]

Dear Reader,

I receive many enquiries via PM to which I am always happy to respond.
This one dropped into my inbox yesterday.

"Im a dom seeking an online sub, maybe more in time."

Sadly I get many notes like this.
Obviously the poor man has confused Lit with an online catering service so the best I can do is direct him to his nearest deli where he should order a 12" to go.
But at least he seems to have ambitions to widen his lunchtime menu which is reassuring.

Eve

 

[DorsetCatMan]

Hi Eve - I have a problem - I'm home alone today and all my usual friends are being quite quiet on the rp scene - what can I do?

 

[36b7]

Hi Eve - I have a problem - I'm home alone today and all my usual friends are being quite quiet on the rp scene - what can I do?

Dear Pete,

This is a dilemma that most of us face from time to time so I can totally empathise with your predicament.
Of course it could be that your usual friends have legitimate business elsewhere but it's just as likely that they're avoiding you.

But don't worry. You must take the opportunity of time to spare to catalogue your porn collection and practice your masturbation techniques.

I'll send you some useful leaflets under plain cover to help you with this.

Eve

 

[DorsetCatMan]

Much appreciated Eve - are the leaflets from your personal collection?