everytime I tell someone I am an alien...

[AllyRose]

because aliens.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol.. ok

where's your green card then?? lol

 

[AllyRose]

I arrived illegally numerous times so they gave me a red card instead.

 

[RoryN]

I arrived illegally numerous times so they gave me a red card instead.

Ha - that was good.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I arrived illegally numerous times so they gave me a red card instead.

that works!

 

[AllyRose]

And now I'm stuck here. Fuck it all.

 

[RoryN]

Your location is Shel Silverstein. That's cool.

 

[AllyRose]

A lot of people hang out where the sidewalk ends.

 

[pete]

And now I'm stuck here. Fuck it all.

here isn't so bad

at least the drinks are free

 

[AllyRose]

Free and probably laced with something.

 

[blobfish]

I arrived illegally numerous times so they gave me a red card instead.

That one-liner is better than nearly any I have yet been able to conjure.

 

[AllyRose]

That one-liner is better than nearly any I have yet been able to conjure.

Well when you finally come up with one... you'll have it.

 

[blobfish]

Well when you finally come up with one... you'll have it.

All my jokes are puns involving obscure historical figures that are actually less funny if you know who I'm talking about. It is a miserable existence.

 

[AllyRose]

All my jokes are puns involving obscure historical figures that are actually less funny if you know who I'm talking about. It is a miserable existence.

Well I'm a blonde so even if I get the reference I'll still probably miss it.

 

[blobfish]

Well I'm a blonde so even if I get the reference I'll still probably miss it.

In that case, you may find me funny.

 

[AllyRose]

I just better not find you late for dinner

 

[pete]

I just better not find you late for dinner

groan

 

[AllyRose]

groan

Don't be sad. I'm making you brownies.

 

[thør]

A lot of people hang out where the sidewalk ends.

Say hi to Shel.

 

[blobfish]

I just better not find you late for dinner

If you leave out salty snacks, you may find my desiccated remains.

 

[pete]

Don't be sad. I'm making you brownies.

don't forget the chocolate chips, babe

 

[AllyRose]

Say hi to Shel.

I willlllll.

 

[AllyRose]

don't forget the chocolate chips, babe

I'm making brownies, not chocolate chip cookies.

 

[pete]

I'm making brownies, not chocolate chip cookies.

chocolate chips in brownies make them teh awesome, hello

 

[AllyRose]

Fine. But no walnuts.