Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

[butters]

fata, if you or bluey ever find that facehugger/cheese gif give fair warning cos i absolutely do not ever ever ever need to see that. thnx.


opened the first, mistake.
saw you post the other - nuh-huh. newp. not gonna do it.... it's already indelibly seared into my mind -so much so i built a special mind room for it, tossed it in, locked the door and threw the key in a vat of acid. ew.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm glad you realise this thread is all because of you.

I'm pretty sure it was your reference to someone av that sparked Fata's memory. At a minimum you're my cohort.

Somehow the spaghetti-o's one, maybe all of the liquid, is worse than the shells. Not that I've looked again mind you.

 

[Fata Morgana]

fata, if you or bluey ever find that facehugger/cheese gif give fair warning cos i absolutely do not ever ever ever need to see that. thnx.


opened the first, mistake.
saw you post the other - nuh-huh. newp. not gonna do it.... it's already indelibly seared into my mind -so much so i built a special mind room for it, tossed it in, locked the door and threw the key in a vat of acid. ew.

That's my next goal in life. You know in interviews when they ask where you see yourself in five years? I'd say on Lit with a cheese spurting aliengina.

Bob Bytchin will make it happen.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm pretty sure it was your reference to someone av that sparked Fata's memory. At a minimum you're my cohort.

Somehow the spaghetti-o's one, maybe all of the liquid, is worse than the shells. Not that I've looked again mind you.

You did inspire me, Ms Smegma.

 

[Aglaopheme]

You did inspire me, Ms Smegma.

Ha! I will take just about any excuse to use smegma in a sentence. I may not like the definition of smegma, but I like the word smegma.

 

[Aglaopheme]

You did inspire me, Ms Smegma.

.....and, I think that calls for a Smegma sash.

 

[Palamino19]

Shut the fuck up and show your tits.

https://edenglenn.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/man-boobs1.jpg

 

[Palamino19]

I can't remember my dick being that small even as a toddler. Always had permanent hard-on then I think...

So you have more pasta discharge, or the same?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ha! I will take just about any excuse to use smegma in a sentence. I may not like the definition of smegma, but I like the word smegma.

Laurelle!! Name change for this 'un please! Madame Smegma. Sexy and mysterious.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Laurelle!! Name change for this 'un please! Madame Smegma. Sexy and mysterious.

Madame Smegma just doesn't sound as sash worthy as Ms Smegma.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

A little waxing and those tits would be just fine.

 

[trysail]

I will never be able to un-see that.

You have inflicted permanent psychological damage.

Where's my Uzi?



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[JohnnySavage]

http://slice.seriouseats.com/images/20111128-05-spaghettio-pizza-topping-with-meatballs.jpg

 

[Laurel]

Add numbers to their names!

Good idea.

I'll be the judge of how you feel. Slip that skirt up.

http://i.imgur.com/G61x3.gif

If only I'd had the foreskin to see the danger.

You should get the [big hairy] sack for that pun.

So you have more pasta discharge, or the same?

I saw Pasta Discharge back in '91 when they still had one original member.

Laurelle!! Name change for this 'un please! Madame Smegma. Sexy and mysterious.

OK

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Laurelle!! Name change for this 'un please! Madame Smegma. Sexy and mysterious.

Ma'amselle Smegma would've been sexier, I thunk.

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e6/df/24/e6df24ab94fb8a282eea97f4d5986890.jpg

jus' sayin'

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ma'amselle Smegma would've been sexier, I thunk.

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e6/df/24/e6df24ab94fb8a282eea97f4d5986890.jpg

jus' sayin'

In a few years she'll be affectionately known as Ole Smeggy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

OH YOU CUNT!!!!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

http://slice.seriouseats.com/images/20111128-05-spaghettio-pizza-topping-with-meatballs.jpg

Spaghetti O's pizza?

No.....

 

[IrezumiKiss]

In a few years she'll be affectionately known as Ole Smeggy.

That's a great nickname for a fictional character.

She'd likely look like this:

http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/old-woman-smoking-sandy-powers.jpg

Or maybe this, she's more fun:

https://hollandtownsend.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/261.jpg

http://cdn0.scoopers.com/3500da16b6d3d0d/p/00ec4a2665d87efe656cea89d17b582e.jpg

Break out the penne!

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--LADKdWTL--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_320/gqbvp6oruogm4gb2ylek.jpg

is that pene close enough?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh my god Zumi!

We should join forces and take over the world with smegma shells. Then nuke the whole planet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Fata Morgana]

That middle pic looks like George Burns.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Ma'amselle Smegma would've been sexier, I thunk.

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e6/df/24/e6df24ab94fb8a282eea97f4d5986890.jpg

jus' sayin'

Too true.

OH YOU CUNT!!!!

May I get you a sash with that?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Too true.





May I get you a sash with that?

I meant for her to change you.

 

[Palamino19]

.

I saw Pasta Discharge back in '91 when they still had one original member.

Oh, you mean Al Dente...

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh, you mean Al Dente...

Haha. Fucker.