Taegul
Totally Taegul
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Padres are going to destroy the Dodgers in this series if they can just stick to the gameplan...
1. Break both of Ohtani's kneecaps early in the series.
2. Frame Mookie Betts for murder and have him locked up for the duration of the series.
3. Kidnap Freddie Freeman and sell him to the drug cartels.
4. Use the money from the Freeman sale to buy a shitload of cocaine and meth and get the whole remaining Dodger team addicted.
I guarantee you won't hear thoughtful analysis like that on ESPN!
1. Break both of Ohtani's kneecaps early in the series.
2. Frame Mookie Betts for murder and have him locked up for the duration of the series.
3. Kidnap Freddie Freeman and sell him to the drug cartels.
4. Use the money from the Freeman sale to buy a shitload of cocaine and meth and get the whole remaining Dodger team addicted.
I guarantee you won't hear thoughtful analysis like that on ESPN!
