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Padres are going to destroy the Dodgers in this series if they can just stick to the gameplan...

1. Break both of Ohtani's kneecaps early in the series.
2. Frame Mookie Betts for murder and have him locked up for the duration of the series.
3. Kidnap Freddie Freeman and sell him to the drug cartels.
4. Use the money from the Freeman sale to buy a shitload of cocaine and meth and get the whole remaining Dodger team addicted.

I guarantee you won't hear thoughtful analysis like that on ESPN!
 
Don’t know what was up with Yamamoto in the top of the 1st, but happy to finally see Shohei in the postseason
 
Padres need to reread #1 of "the gameplan". I'm looking like a genius right now!
 
God I love LA Dodgers / LA Kings organist Dieter Ruhle. He just played The Hustle for Manny “I’m no Johnny Hustle” Machado 🤣

Dodgers back up 6-5,calm down @Kitty_so_frisky 🤣

I don't think either team is done scoring though.
LOL I’m good, Dodgers are built for October baseball! We’ve been here before 😜 They made the postseason the last 12 years in a row and it’s only game 1
 
Mets back up 4-3 after the Nimmo HR.

Lot of chirping and backtalking out there,teams are fired up lol.
 
It will be Dodgers v Yankees in the World Series. Old School. It's the World Series that America doesn't yet realize that it needs. 🙂
 
I still can't bring myself to call Cleveland the "Guardians".

I guess I'm old fashioned and stubborn. 🤣
 
Skubal excellent again 7 shutout,can the Tigers find a run though? 0-0

Guardians bullpen is stingy.
 
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