Everybody on the GB needs a Will

[Very_Bad_Man]

that notifies Lit if you die so your "friends" here can reminisce and talk shit about you just like we do while you lived.

I am bequeathing my extensive porn collection to Perg in hopes it will turn him heterosexual. I suspect he is beyond hope. Poor little homo.

 

[Lady Reiha]

that notifies Lit if you die so your "friends" here can reminisce and talk shit about you just like we do while you lived.

I am bequeathing my extensive porn collection to Perg in hopes it will turn him heterosexual. I suspect he is beyond hope. Poor little homo.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxoysuL9s81qb3s8n.jpg

 

[Farrah]

that notifies Lit if you die so your "friends" here can reminisce and talk shit about you just like we do while you lived.

I am bequeathing my extensive porn collection to Perg in hopes it will turn him heterosexual. I suspect he is beyond hope. Poor little homo.

My new goal is disprove your theory on Perg.

Also, I've actually thought about your first statement...through other social networking sites, I'm relatively sure word will be passed on to those from Lit who will need to know, should anything horrific occur. Like death by sodomy at the hands of an Italian pilot.

 

[Wings]

I came in here hoping for pics of Will Wheaton. Sad times.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

that notifies Lit if you die so your "friends" here can reminisce and talk shit about you just like we do while you lived.

I am bequeathing my extensive porn collection to Perg in hopes it will turn him heterosexual. I suspect he is beyond hope. Poor little homo.

He is not gay.....He is obviously bi. Duh!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

My new goal is disprove your theory on Perg.

Also, I've actually thought about your first statement...through other social networking sites, I'm relatively sure word will be passed on to those from Lit who will need to know, should anything horrific occur. Like death by sodomy at the hands of an Italian pilot.

But you said you like sweet Italian sausage.

 

[Farrah]

But you said you like sweet Italian sausage.

I didn't say it wouldn't be a happy death.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

He is not gay.....He is obviously bi. Duh!

first hand knowledge?

alrighty then.

 

[CHNOPS]

He is not gay.....He is obviously bi. Duh!

Speaking of that, your father PM'd me last night.

Truth.

 

[thør]

that notifies Lit if you die so your "friends" here can reminisce and talk shit about you just like we do while you lived.

I am bequeathing my extensive porn collection to Perg in hopes it will turn him heterosexual. I suspect he is beyond hope. Poor little homo.

Your porn buddy would give the whole works to Perg?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Speaking of that, your father PM'd me last night.

Truth.

Cool...Guess I do not need to open his will yet.

Point?

 

[Peregrinator]

that notifies Lit if you die so your "friends" here can reminisce and talk shit about you just like we do while you lived.

I am bequeathing my extensive porn collection to Perg in hopes it will turn him heterosexual. I suspect he is beyond hope. Poor little homo.

Awww. You really DO care! In that case, I'll leave you my testicles. Maybe by the time I die they'll know how to install them in eunuchs.


Seriously, if anything happens to me I think y'all can count on hearing about it from any number of sources, but the one that will have the most up to date info is either Lady P turning on my laptop and posting as me or atmas posting as himself. Then there's probably a hundred people who know my name and stuff, who can confirm via Facebook and all the rest of it.

 

[cookiejar]

I leave my vibrator with the chain saw motor to Mona.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Awww. You really DO care! In that case, I'll leave you my testicles. Maybe by the time I die they'll know how to install them in eunuchs.


Seriously, if anything happens to me I think y'all can count on hearing about it from any number of sources, but the one that will have the most up to date info is either Lady P turning on my laptop and posting as me or atmas posting as himself. Then there's probably a hundred people who know my name and stuff, who can confirm via Facebook and all the rest of it.

Well here is hoping you do not meet your demise soon until you pay me the money you owe me.

 

[Honey123]

I leave my vibrator with the chain saw motor to Mona.

luuuucccckkkkkyyyyyyy moooooonnnnnnaaaaaaaa.....

 

[chillywilly2]

I leave my vibrator with the chain saw motor to Mona.

Dam...I wanted that...I have wood to cut

 

[cookiejar]

luuuucccckkkkkyyyyyyy moooooonnnnnnaaaaaaaa.....

You can have my porno tapes ... all 2 of them.

Dam...I wanted that...I have wood to cut

Sorry, the shaft isn't sharp enough.

 

[Saint Peter]

Husqvarna?

 

[Honey123]

You can have my porno tapes ... all 2 of them.



Sorry, the shaft isn't sharp enough.

YAY! I have none!

*and I was imitating *poorly* vibration while I was talking.... *or writing..

 

[cookiejar]

Husqvarna?

No I think it's a Homelite.

YAY! I have none!

*and I was imitating *poorly* vibration while I was talking.... *or writing..

Lol, you little slut.

 

[chillywilly2]

No I think it's a Homelite.



Lol, you little slut.

No wonder you're horny...them things don't run worth a shit

 

[cookiejar]

No wonder you're horny...them things don't run worth a shit

Now he tells me!

 

[Trace_Element]

YAY! I have none!

*and I was imitating *poorly* vibration while I was talking.... *or writing..

No I think it's a Homelite.



Lol, you little slut.

Ok, the Cookie/Honey les fantasy has kicked in...don't stop...but please, pass me a tissue...or 3...

 

[cookiejar]

Ok, the Cookie/Honey les fantasy has kicked in...don't stop...but please, pass me a tissue...or 3...

You finished? There's a wastebasket in the corner.

 

[Trace_Element]

You finished? There's a wastebasket in the corner.

I'm taking a nap, dangit...