Every woman on lit

[Carp]

Ok. I'm thinking I want to have sex with every woman on this board. Not phone sex, not cyber sex, the real deal. An exchange of bodily fluids. (Well, not really, safe sex and all that, but you get the picture). Who wants to go first. Oh. and by the way, since with so many women on the board, I'm thinking that this will have to take the place of my current job, so you'll have to pay something for this so I can afford to keep my lifestyle. (Which is little more than buying food for my cats, so the charge should be nominal...)

Ok. Lets start! Who's first?