Every election cycle has an October surprise, what will it be in 2024?

tinta

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Now that the NY case has been kicked down the road, that one is off the table, so what could it be?
 
That wasn't going to be an October surprise.

If you're going to use an alt for the PB, at least don't lead with being a dumbass. 🙂
 
rump is taken off the MAGApublican ticket after walking onto the stage for the debate without his pants on..thats suitpants AND underpants.
 
Now that the NY case has been kicked down the road, that one is off the table, so what could it be?
Didya hear his response to a question on child care??? There shouldn’t be an October surprise when the urgency is now. Dopey don is too old and obviously off his meds for dementia to be president. A vote for trump is a vote for President Vance and America can’t afford to just allow an inexperienced politician into the Oval Office who’s claim to fame is having sex with Willie Bro, er, Broyhill and being the Czar of couches.
 
Literotica becomes nationally recognized as the place to go for shouting at the opposition, gets too much traffic, and that's goodbye Politics Board, maybe all the forum except Story Feedback, Authors Hangout, etc. Or Laurel makes a huge advertising sale and retires.
 
That Tim Walz was deemed to be incapable of being a Vice President by reason of him drinking a milk shake using a straw.
 
Or Trump will do an interview where he actually gave answers regarding his policies.
He does interviews all the time. Even with not so friendly media outlets. Kamala has done one, and not surprisingly, brought a man along just in case. lol
 
At a rally in Bozeman Montana on October 6th, Trump will say, “They talk about abortion rights. I do abortion better than anyone. So much better. They don’t believe me but it’s true. Comrade Kamabla is too stupid to know anything … like those clods up there. Stupid clouds. Marxist clouds. I’ll put tariffs on clouds. Day one … cloud tariffs. So much money. We’ll have a budget surplus on day two. The late great Hannibal Lecter said I was an economic genius. And he invited me to dinner, not Kamabla. Stupid communist Kamabla is soft on cloud crime.”

Newsmax will proclaim it Trump’s best speech “weave” yet. 👍
 
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