evere think about escalators

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

I mean think about it they are never really out of order

what happens when they break down, I can see the sign:

Sorry these escalators are temporary stairs we are sorry for your convience that you can still make it to the next level.

 

[Renegade]

Gotta feel sorry for those poor souls caught on an escalator whenever it breaks down. They could be stuck there for hours before the problem is fixed.

 

[pointless]

i always walk when i'm on an escalator. is that wrong? because people sure act like it is. man, i fucking hate people. let's go blow up some fucking escalators.




edited just because.

 

[Ice Cold]

I've seen them out of order... the nearby mall has them out about once a month... so they cordon it off, make you wlk about a halfmile away to use the stairs. No wonder I don' shop there.

 

[Pyper]

In Spain, people get pisSY if you don't stand to the right of the escalator to let people who for some reason need to get to the top five seconds faster walk by.

 

[Guest]

Remember in "Mallrats" when Brodie goes ballistic about the kid on the escalator? That was fucking hysterical!

 

[Renegade]

"I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues."

 

[Zmey]

Ever got stuck in one? ....man we use to have fun in them escalators...

 

[Lancecastor]

I saw a kid get his sneaker jammed in the side of one once.

That was funny....he thought it was going to chew his leg off.

 

[Emperor Zak]

Brody had a point. I'm one of those guys that just stands on it, like a ride. let me be lazy for a second. No point in walking up and getting there a second before me.

 

[MechaBlade]

Actually one time the escalator broke down and I decided to hop the yellow warning tape because I'm not so lazy I can't climb stairs, and I was near the top when the middle of the escalator caved in and I fell through the escalator, through the gears and into a different dimension where I befriended an obssessive compulsive rabbit and a insane hat-wearing man. We called him the crazy hat guy or something.

 

[pointless]

the crazy hat guy from newark or the one from boston?

 

[SilkyCaramelThighs]

I saw a kid get his sneaker jammed in the side of one once.

That was funny....he thought it was going to chew his leg off.

That's not funny. My mom used to have to pick me up and put me on the escalators cause I was afraid it was going to eat me. I'm still really careful when I step onto them...~sigh~