Ever used a "found object" as a sex toy?

[tickledkitty]

"Found object" meaning something you have laying round the house or office or wherever that is not specifically meant to be a sex toy.

If you have, what was it and how did it work out for you? If you make a habit of this, what's your current favorite?

 

[galaxygoddess]

this should go under confessions thread


They make these kite spools that have long thin handles at the ends... the one I have the handles pop off... it's just the right size and shape for...


well it needs washed ever so often

 

[impressive]

I have a very versatile hair brush.

Nice handle. Back of it is ideal for spanking, too.

 

[gauchecritic]

Well not personally but I've had a character use one of those giant pepper mills in one of my stories. On someone else. Whilst she is talking to her mother. Across a counter.

 

[ltnsfr007]

"Found object" meaning something you have laying round the house or office or wherever that is not specifically meant to be a sex toy.

If you have, what was it and how did it work out for you? If you make a habit of this, what's your current favorite?

WOW somebody is being creative today

Bored or out of batteries ?

 

[tickledkitty]

My current favorite is a round bottle of tacky glue. It seems to be the perfect thickness.

 

[ltnsfr007]

My current favorite is a round bottle of tacky glue. It seems to be the perfect thickness.

LOL it's going to glue it shut

 

[tickledkitty]

WOW somebody is being creative today

Bored or out of batteries ?

Nope, plenty of batteries. Just need something different once in a while and/or something to use in combination with legit toys.

 

[Guest]

This thread is going to culminate with someone going to the ER. I can just see it now.

 

[tickledkitty]

LOL it's going to glue it shut

Actually, the cap is sort of glued on.

 

[tickledkitty]

This thread is going to culminate with someone going to the ER. I can just see it now.

You think? I would hope that people creative enough to write smut would also be able to use good judgment.

Do we need to review some safety rules for creative play?

 

[Guest]

You think? I would hope that people creative enough to write smut would also be able to use good judgment.

Do we need to review some safety rules for creative play?

You can start by avoiding the items on this list

photos at that page if you click around

 

[galaxygoddess]

I thought I should elaborate...


http://www.coastalkites.com/p-64-30-lb-spool-500.aspx

*blush
*hide

 

[tickledkitty]

You can start by avoiding the items on this list

photos at that page if you click around

Well, thanks, Ted. That's enough to ruin everyone's fun.

 

[tickledkitty]

I thought I should elaborate...


http://www.coastalkites.com/p-64-30-lb-spool-500.aspx

*blush
*hide

Hmm...Aren't the edges kind of sharp and scratchy?

 

[Guest]

$$$

Vibes are pretty expensive... and the world has not always been this open minded...



Maharat

 

[tickledkitty]

Vibes are pretty expensive... and the world has not always been this open minded...



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I understand they are hard to obtain in some places, as well.

 

[rgraham666]

Not saying.

 

[tickledkitty]

Not saying.

Aw, c'mon Rob. We won't tell anyone.

 

[rgraham666]

Aw, c'mon Rob. We won't tell anyone.

Snicker. Going to sell me a bridge in San Francisco next, aren't you?

 

[galaxygoddess]

Vibes are pretty expensive... and the world has not always been this open minded...



Maharat

It is illegal in the state of Alabama to own or sell "sex toys" without a medical reason to do so.

However, there is this LOVELY "novelty" shop in which every thing in there has a "for novelty use ONLY" stickers on it. And by everything, I mean even the nighties, videos, and books

Man I love that store.




and to answer the other question. Actually no. It's smooth and rounded and very perfect

 

[Remec]

I thought I should elaborate...
http://www.coastalkites.com/p-64-30-lb-spool-500.aspx
*blush
*hide

*smiling*
*nodding*
Yeah, that's just about how I pictured it. Come out of hiding so I can picture it with the blush...hehehe

 

[Guest]

medical reason

It is illegal in the state of Alabama to own or sell "sex toys" without a medical reason to do so.

I am neurastenic. Can I get that on Medicare?

lol

Maharat

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I have a half built home made "egg, from easter with an offset pager motor inside and was looking to disassemble one of those zips remote controls to work with it to make it wireless and rechargeable.

Back to the drawing board I guess.

 

[cloudy]

It is illegal in the state of Alabama to own or sell "sex toys" without a medical reason to do so.

However, there is this LOVELY "novelty" shop in which every thing in there has a "for novelty use ONLY" stickers on it. And by everything, I mean even the nighties, videos, and books

Man I love that store.

oh, god, you don't live here too, do you?