Ever just want to...

[P. B. Walker]

just kick back in your work office and take a long fat dreamy fucking nap?

Gawd, I just ate too much at lunch and now I feel bloated and I am sooo damn sleepy. I just want to kick up my heels and snooze away for the rest of the day.

Anybody ever fall asleep at work? And get away with it? Truthfully? If so, where the hell do you work, cus I wanna come work for you!

- PBW

 

[Wiggles]

I feel like I am snoozing at work. Brain is Numb!
One big fucking bore. I hate work.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Wanna do a cyber-work-cuddle-nap? lol

- PBW

 

[Rubyfruit]

PBW,

I used to get that feeling right along 3pm everyday when I worked. Actually I still do. It would hit me like a ton of bricks. I swear, I felt like I could fall asleep while at the computer.

One word:

Coffee!

 

[Wiggles]

I don't get to play on the PC at work. Getting ready to leave in less than 10 min's, the countdown begins.

I Don't want to go!!!

 

[P. B. Walker]

Awww sorry Wiggles...

I don't drink coffee Ruby... but I have a diet coke with my name on it... lol. I'm just too lazy to go get it now...

Mmmm... a nice long slow wet BJ would hit the spot right about now... LOL

- PBW

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

lol I actualy did that.

I was repairing the roof of the van's as they went by cause the machine was broken that did the welding but... it was only proken on specific vehicles.... so I actualy only did 75 out of 500 jobs that night i did the first 10 then had to wait 3 hours for the next set of 20 to come through... I leaned back in my chair and fell asleep. Forman came around, "You okay"....

ahh yah, just waiting for the next set of vehicles... the computer says they will be here in 15 mins.

he left and I looked at the comp... they were actualy 18 mins away lol.

It was a saturday so I got paied for 12 hours work and I only did a half hour or so of work... I slept the rest of the time.....

ahhh $37/hour to sleep lol. gotta love a Union environment.

 

[plasticman33]

lol I actualy did that.

I was repairing the roof of the van's as they went by cause the machine was broken that did the welding but... it was only proken on specific vehicles.... so I actualy only did 75 out of 500 jobs that night i did the first 10 then had to wait 3 hours for the next set of 20 to come through... I leaned back in my chair and fell asleep. Forman came around, "You okay"....

ahh yah, just waiting for the next set of vehicles... the computer says they will be here in 15 mins.

he left and I looked at the comp... they were actualy 18 mins away lol.

It was a saturday so I got paied for 12 hours work and I only did a half hour or so of work... I slept the rest of the time.....

ahhh $37/hour to sleep lol. gotta love a Union environment.

Sorry Fly, You're fired!

 

[perks]

when I was younger I used to work as a maid. I slept on his bed once, set the alarm and everything....lmao
perks

 

[sch00lteacher]

It isn't easy to do, but I have managed to fall asleep in front of a class room full of kids before, more than once.

I don't call in sick. Because I never have any damned sick days. I use them all up like I am now.

So, when they turn the heat up in the building, and the class is doing seat work, testing, what not. I start to doze. Then ...

Of course the students get a big kick out of it. Ha ha.