Ever have sex while doing something else?

[Sillyman]

Ever have sex while you were doing something else at the time, like eating or watching TV or driving? Something that wasn't related to the actual act.


And this is not a Clinton test: Oral sex counts, giving or recieving.

 

[mig]

Who would want to be doing anything else.

 

[dreamer]

This is horrible....damn, why am I so honest...but I have issues with the TV being on in the same room....even when sex is good something STUPID will make me look up at the TV.

I HATE That.

 

[miastella]

I once got so bored I actually starting twisting my hair, which is a bad habit I've got. I've also written mental grocery lists and paid bills in my head....

 

[Sillyman]

This is horrible....damn, why am I so honest...but I have issues with the TV being on in the same room....even when sex is good something STUPID will make me look up at the TV.

I HATE That.

Monitors will distract you regardless of what you are doing. It's just a natural reaction.

 

[Rubyfruit]

You mean like giving myself a manicure?

Actually, I did once have sex with a woman while driving on the 405 in L.A. Kids, don't try this at home. It's very hard for the driver (in this case, me) to keep her eyes on the road while orgasming.

 

[alexandraaah]

I promise not to try it at home, if you'll just hop in my car, Rubes...

 

[Sillyman]

I promise not to try it at home, if you'll just hop in my car, Rubes...

We could try it in mine...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Baby you can drive my car.

 

[koalabear]

Last summer, a young high school couple crashed into a pole in front of my neighbors house, seems she was blowing him and he lost "control".

 

[Kalyn]

One time I had sex while reading a book and drinking a coke, when that was no longer enough to keep from thinking about how bad the sex really was, I called his cousin in the room to talk to me while he finished up. That was not nice. I am sorry to JM.




Sorry, you were so bad!!!!!

 

[Meltzer]

i had a 45 minute conversation with my best friend while my wife (well girlfriend then) gave me head and fucked me. towards then end he caught on and hung up. he didnt talk to me for like a week after.

 

[deyv]

bj on I-75

Had a girlfriend blow me while driving along the freeway... the truckers seemed to enjoy the entertainment... and for those who haven't tried it, it does get awlfully hard to drive when you're about to cum. I had to pull over into the emergency lane so she could finish.

 

[Rhys]

Um...yes. I had to take a phone call in the middle of a blowjob once...

Fortunately she was very understanding and handed me my mobile out of my trouser pocket...

Since she was a good sport about the whole thing, I took her to Aureole at the Mandalay Bay.

(and after that, I had the damned thing off)

 

[alexandraaah]

That sounds so familiar I almost feel like I was there.

 

[Rhys]

That sounds so familiar I almost feel like I was there.

I believe you may have been...

 

[alexandraaah]

I believe you may have been...

My mouth is always getting me into trouble.

 

[Rhys]

And such a lovely mouth it is too....

I want you to read me the phone book sometime...

 

[pipercatt]

Does sleeping count as doing something else??

 

[Lost Cause]

While watching porn....

Actually, an old girlfriend got the idea. We laid a sheet on the floor, got out the babyoil, rolled the tape, and gave each other a good greasin'! We'd take turns being in a position so one another could watch the movie. It was a great turn on, we fucked on and off ALL night! Sort of like voyeur/group sex, we eventually ended up doing the sex acts shown on the various movies..oral/anal/contortion/couch/kitchen, we even ran outside nude so we could fuck on the front steps in the middle of the night. Both our faces looked like glazed donuts in the morning. (when I hit her g-spot, she came in buckets, so did I) We were a little tender most of the day, but healed well for that night's porno marathon again! (it was a weekend)

 

[MNGuy]

Watched football, while the girlfriend was kneeling and bobbing. She was a Packer fan, I'm a Viking fan, and the Packers were losing.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Yes, I've received blowjobs while driving, talking on the phone, watching TV, reading, and grading papers.

I had a lover once whose mother had the uncanny knack of telephoning just as we were about to get it on. And this woman's mother could talk for hours. So, one night I just said to hell with it and proceeded to suck and fuck her while she listened to her mother yammer on and on and on. She got very turned on by this and told me I could do it any time she was on the phone. Got sort of like Pavlov's dog after a while: her phone would ring and we'd both get horny as hell.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I gave my husband a bj a few months ago while he was on the telephone talking to his boss ....

 

[Nefarious]

I once recorded a new message for my answering machine in the middle of a foursome. Actually, the girl that I was doing doggy style was tryimg her best to record the message for me, while our friends were providing some very interesting background noise!

Half the people calling me thought that I had a porno tape playing in the room, while some people thought that I had purchased a commercially available answering machine tape. A few people could recognize the other voices in the room, and they thought that it was the COOLEST thing they'd ever heard!

Ah, the sound of sweatty flesh slapping together. Panting and moaning. Squishy wet sounds of sloopy seconds. Thinking back on it now, it was Very Cool!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

but never try to take your lover from behind as she/he is brushing their teeth...toothpaste spray is a bitch to clean off the ceiling