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Ever Fuck Someone Over Only to end up Getting Fucked?

That would fucking suck. That is why I am not like that.


God, rip this keyboard out from under my fingers and throw it for me please.


I met the most amazing man here at lit today and I am enthralled with him and want to just talk to him all day, but I have shit to do!

CRAP!

:(
 
Re: Re: Ever Fuck Someone Over Only to end up Getting Fucked?

marksgirl said:
That would fucking suck!
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No, that would fucking fuck.


fuck suck fuck suck fuck suck fuck suck...

Now THAT would fucking suck.:devil:
 
Its called Karma. Its a bitch. What ya reap, is what ya sow.

yep.
 
glamorilla said:
no.

i can never get fucked enough.
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Especially when it's good....

Hey...I've been meaning to ask you...do you think you'd like an avocado/cucumber/sea kelp soap?:)
 
intrigued said:
What fucks around, comes a round.:)









Get it????
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So true.

I need to start fucking more so it will come around and fuck me some more!:)
 
islandman said:
you're such a girl, you kelp-fucker. :D
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i've been completely devastated since my favorite organic patchoulli/eucalyptus glycerin soap was discontinued. i've been experimenting with others but they just don't leave me as refreshed.

what's a kelp fucker?
 
Fuck fuck fuck fuck me over fucked fuck.

Fuckin fuck a fuck.

:)

Fuuuuuuck!
 
marksgirl said:
So true.

I need to start fucking more so it will come around and fuck me some more!:)
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Need to use caution though. If you wear out your fucker, then you end up in the same place that you started from...that being fuckless...;)
 
Thats karma for you. Karma and I have an agreement. I dont fuck up and it doesnt come around anymore.
 
marksgirl said:
So true.

I need to start fucking more so it will come around and fuck me some more!:)
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LOL...well, thats true too, but that wasn't quite what I meant, either.;)

I must be far more twisted than I ever imagined.:rolleyes:

glam...your first loaf is a "maybe", but I know how to make it better, and the avocado/cucumber/sea kelp is killer!:D Sit tight.
 
intrigued said:
LOL...well, thats true too, but that wasn't quite what I meant, either.;)

I must be far more twisted than I ever imagined.:rolleyes:

glam...your first loaf is a "maybe", but I know how to make it better, and the avocado/cucumber/sea kelp is killer!:D Sit tight.
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I knew what you meant, I'm the twisted one!
 
Seems to me that if you are fucking someone, you in turn are getting fucked too...right?
 
Fuck Me Tender
Elvis Presley

Fuck me tender,
Fuck me sweet,
Never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
And I fuck you so.

Fuck me tender,
Fuck me true,
All my dreams fulfill
For my darlin' I fuck you,
And I always will.

Fuck me tender,
Fuck me long,
Take me to your heart.
For it's there that I belong,
And we'll never part.

Fuck me tender,
Fuck me dear,
Tell me you are mine.
I'll be yours through all the years,
Till the end of time.
 
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