ever been "caught"?

[Mysteryjj]

just wondering if anyone has been caught while masturbating...........

I've been caught masturbating, and I've been caught fucking honey, by my sister, by my daughter, and by my husband --- damn unlucky aren't I

 

[vibes]

I've been caught masturbating, and I've been caught fucking honey, by my sister, by my daughter, and by my husband --- damn unlucky aren't I

with the underlined, yes ... if it were me, that is

 

[Butterfly_Me]

Ever Been Caught

Althought I have never been caught masterbating, I have gotten caught many times having sex! lol!! My most favorite adventure: I was in highschool and was seeing a guy who only lived with his mom. His mom was heavy into religion and it was nothing for her to have the nuns over for tea. Well his mom was gone for the weekend on some retreat, my thoughts hot sex all weekend long!! Well Saturday came we took the mattress off the bed and pulled it to the livingroom so we could watch some porn. We got naked and he was eating out and out of the corner of my eyes I saw the penguin sisters looking in the window. I thought I was going to hell for sure after that one!! Needless to say we were never allowed to be alone in any room of the house again. So we started putting his friends in the closet every once in awhile so we could have a quickie lol!!!
Cass

 

[tbcfnm]

Caught watching porn and jacking off

I've been caught a lot of times. One of the best times was when my GF came home early with one of her friends. They walked in on me while I was loooking at porn and jacking off. They had been drinking and things got very interesting.

My GF was angry and wanted to punish me a little. Her friend was trying to be understanding about it, she told my GF to give me a break - all guys JO. My GF ended up making me finish jacking myself off and her friend enjoyed the show. It was the most intense orgasm I ever had!

Tom

 

[subgirl4u]

I told the cop that I was on the phone & there was no service in my dorm. He laughed & walked away. My roommate walked in on me in the shower...she just stared & i didn't notice - i was too far gone. then she left when i noticed, right before i came.

 

[Bokonon]

I told the cop that I was on the phone & there was no service in my dorm. He laughed & walked away. My roommate walked in on me in the shower...she just stared & i didn't notice - i was too far gone. then she left when i noticed, right before i came.

That's a nice image

 

[pantyhose fun]

I remember one time, several years ago, I had a g/f that fell asleep on my left arm when we were laying on the couch, and I was horny so I stroked my cock until I came and thought I did it without waking her. About 10 seconds after I came, she reached over and felt my mess and began to cry about it. Asking why I would jerk off and not wait to have sex with her, yada, yada, yada. While I wasn't actually "caught" the situation was not that pleasant.

 

[subgirl4u]

ooh. that's not cool. why didn't she just help you clean up?

 

[subgirl4u]

bump - i like this post too much to let it go

 

[rcfstl]

only once by my grandma when
I was 12 could not face her for a year until I walked in on her and my gramps getting crazy in the garage. Then I laughed for a year thinking about the old man on his knees with his face under her skirt, I guess church got her hot and they could not wait until they go to the bed room

 

[pantyhose fun]

One of the times I've been caught was in the bathroom at the Rosemont outside of Chicago. I was at a beauty products convention. There were dozens and dozens of beautiful women everywhere. Well I'm in the bathroom with the stall door closed behind me and taking care of myself, when the door bumps me in the backside. The guy apologized and I pushed the door closed and LATCHED IT. Then went back to finish my job at hand.

I never got a look at the guy, but figured he knew what I was doing.

Of course the great thing about being at a place like that is that I was probably one of a literal hand-full of straight guys in the place, and could have fucked most of the women there. But, I was working in one of the booths and behaved appropriately because I didn't want some shit coming back on my employer and than I get canned for playing hide-the-salami with a model.

 

[UKrock]

my mum walked in on me a number of times. fortunatly i had the bed sheets over me and nothing was seen.

 

[Mysteryjj]

with the underlined, yes ... if it were me, that is

She caught me again the other week, little bitch, I was entertaining a close friend, (male), in our lounge and daughter walked in unnanounced, she was supposed to be out with her mates --- Not the real Mc Coy, but he had my tits out and his other hand up my dress at the time.

 

[vibes]

--- Not the real Mc Coy, but he had my tits out and his other hand up my dress at the time.

i'd say it fits the definition of 'caught'

 

[CrayzieRapture]

I didn't get caught masturbating but left my vibrator on the desk by the computer I shared with my roomate. She came home and started yelling "OMG omg OMG" I was like what? I look in there and about died - lol

She still likes to torture me with that whenever we are in a group of people so if she mentions it - I generally tell the story first (which of course then puts me in the cool category with our guy friends )

 

[vibes]

I didn't get caught masturbating but left my vibrator on the desk by the computer I shared with my roomate. She came home and started yelling "OMG omg OMG" I was like what? I look in there and about died - lol

She still likes to torture me with that whenever we are in a group of people so if she mentions it - I generally tell the story first (which of course then puts me in the cool category with our guy friends )

i bet she dies for asking you to borrow it

 

[Machiavellix]

Yes, I have been caught. Unfortunately, it did not lead to a sexual encounter. It did however, cause me to get kicked out of a department store. Damn hidden cameras.

 

[Gus Aspar]

yum yum yum!

She caught me again the other week, little bitch, I was entertaining a close friend, (male), in our lounge and daughter walked in unnanounced, she was supposed to be out with her mates --- Not the real Mc Coy, but he had my tits out and his other hand up my dress at the time.

Mysteryjj you slut! Making out with a man in the sitting room of the family home, that's disgraceful and I'm nearly cumming in my pants at the thought of it! (My wife nearly caught me wanking in the bathroom once - I dropped my wee willie winkie nightshirt over my not-so-wee willy, pulled the flush and I think I got away with it. Phew!!)

 

[voir]

Gus, your wife wouldn't approve? Sometimes I do it just to be able to tell my wife about it later. She loves it when I masturbate.

 

[pantyhose fun]

I remember one time when I had a health club membership (state other than where I live now) I was taking a shower and started to stroke my cock with the slippery bubbles from my soap and after a couple of strokes it started to feel real good. I slowly stroked my cock, and let the water pound on the head, and within moments I had a full steam ready to blow. Just as I started to cum, another guy walked into the shower area but didn't look like he was looking at me so I finished. Blowing my load of cum against the tiled wall and down the drain.

So was I caught? I don't know, the other guy never said anything. He probably new I has masturbating and probably took care of himself after I left the shower room.

 

[shephusky]

I wish to catch my wife being pleasured by a large thick veiny dick...then watching very close as he cums deep inside her.

 

[Mysteryjj]

I wish to catch my wife being pleasured by a large thick veiny dick...then watching very close as he cums deep inside her.

So why not arrange it honey, haven't you got any friends with a big cock who would seduce your wife for you

I just remembered the other day thinking about this thread, my nephew almost caught me playing with myself once long ago, well he did catch me --- I was in my sister's bathroom freshening up and hadn't bothered to lock the door --- I was very horny that day and as I applied some cologne to my neck and cleavage I found the need to comfort my boobs down the front of my dress, I had one lobe out of the bra and was cupping it in my hand tweaking the nipple, just beginning to experience the all over tingles and feel my lower lips moistening when little Jon burst into the bathroom desperate for a pee --- I spun away from him and tucked the tittie back in my dress a bit rapid --- He'd spotted it though cos his eyes were on stalks fixed firmly on my dishevled V neck, and his face was just one huge beaming smile when I turned to him and made the excuse of applying cologne --- Poor love was never the same round me after that, I couldn't shake him off, he followed me about like a puppy for months every time I was round there Umm --- he has since seen a lot more than just one tittie though, but I had to wait for him to turn teenage at least didn't I

 

[tbcfnm]

caught in the shower

I remember one time when I had a health club membership (state other than where I live now) I was taking a shower and started to stroke my cock with the slippery bubbles from my soap and after a couple of strokes it started to feel real good. I slowly stroked my cock, and let the water pound on the head, and within moments I had a full steam ready to blow. Just as I started to cum, another guy walked into the shower area but didn't look like he was looking at me so I finished. Blowing my load of cum against the tiled wall and down the drain.

So was I caught? I don't know, the other guy never said anything. He probably new I has masturbating and probably took care of himself after I left the shower room.

I've been caught in the shower at the health club too a couple of times. I get horny after working out, and hair conditioner makes a nice JO lube!

Anyway, one guy caught me and smiled in a way that indicated he wanted to watch. I stopped for a minute, but my cock stayed hard. He kept looking as if to say "Come on you know you want to." So, I finished for him. His cock got stiff while he watched me. I left the shower, and I'm pretty sure he jacked off afterward.

At least one other time (maybe more), a guy walked in on me, but I wasn't sure he realized I was jacking off.

There's also the times I have gotten off by letting the jets in the hot tub or pool masage my stiff cock, but that's for another thread.....


Tom

 

[shephusky]

I caught someone in the hot tub once, but he seemed kind of creepy, so I high tailed it out of there.

 

[tbcfnm]

....but he seemed kind of creepy...

What if he hhadn't been "creepy?" What would you have done?