Evening all

[TheEarl]

Hello one and all,

For those of you who don't know me, I was a regular on this board up until about 5 months ago. I've noticed a lot of new faces even in my brief lurk, so hello one and all. Hope you like me.

For those who I already know, hi again. Hope life has treated you well and that you've all said exceedingly nice things about me while I've been gone. I will check you know.

For those of you who've forgotten me (not mentioning any Svenskaflickas):

Now that what-was-his-name-again-the-guy-with-Red-Dwarf-and-all-those-Toaster-quotes has reached mature age

I'm only 19. Not exactly maturity yet - I still reserve the right to behave exceeding childishly at times <sticks out tongue and blows a raspberry at Svenska>.



So... how've you all been? Did I miss much?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Hi Earl! Great to see you!

Yep, I'd never forget that mutual appreciation of Red Dwarf. A man with good taste, I never forget.

Glad to hear life's treating you well. Things are good for me.

As for what's happened here... um... same old, same old, really. Unless you count a lot of psychotic people constantly flirting with each other. Nah, nothing's changed, much.

Lou

 

[rgraham666]

Hello TheEarl.

I'm wondering if there is some connection between that thread of yours that won't die and your AV.

Welcome back.

 

[SnoopDog]

Hi there, we haven't met before, so I'm Snoopy the lil Beagle and your AV rocks.

Snoopy

 

[Guest]

Just a note. I am The's godmother, so be nice.

Perdita

 

[stray_girl]

Hi. Haven't been here long, but thanks for introducing yourself.

 

[SnoopDog]

Hi. Haven't been here long, but thanks for introducing yourself.

[hijack] Great AV ! [/hijack]

Snoopy

 

[Liar]

Let's see... what have you missed? Debates, debacle, debauchery... the usual stuff. Good to see you again.


And hiyah, stay girl. Didn't notice you before. Welcome and have all the fun you can get.


#L

 

[Svenskaflicka]

LOL

This is the first time ever that I'm mentioned in someone's title!

Hrrm, yes, well, sorry 'bout that, Earl... as you can see further down that thread, it was a momentary blackout - I remembered you shortly after.

Great to have you back. Any toaster quotes you wanna share?

 

[Just-Legal]

*flyingcrashpounce*

EARL!

*tickles*

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Hello Earl, glad to see you back. Have missed seeing you around.

Wicked

 

[cloudy]

I wasn't here last time you were, but, um...welcome back!

 

[shereads]

Hello one and all,

For those of you who don't know me, I was a regular on this board up until about 5 months ago.

You're famous for starting some of the most frequently bumped threads. It's an honor to meet a legend.

 

[snooper]

... I'm only 19. ...

Now see below for the second installment of this double post!

 

[snooper]

Re: Re: Evening all

Holly tells me that it might be unwise to boast of being 19 when you joined and over-18s only board more than two years ago.
Since it is strictly over-18s only, people will know you are lying about your age, and from that will infer that you are female, and from that ...

 

[damppanties]

Wooohooooooooo!

Hi Earl. Here to stay?

 

[sailorm72003]

Earl,
Welcome back-
Will you be hanging out a while again?

Sailor

 

[Alex De Kok]

Welcome back, my lord. One trusts that both yourself and the university have survived your first year intact?

Alex

 

[bg23]

A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Earl.

I look forward to hijacking your threads and making smartarse comments that everyone will ignore.

: )

ciao for now!
xxx
badgirl.

 

[damppanties]

Just a note. I am The's godmother, so be nice.

Perdita

Where can I apply for a godmother?

 

[Guest]

Where can I apply for a godmother?

www.getyourselfagodmotheratlit.com

 

[minsue]

Hi, Earl! Good to see you again! (Don't worry if you've no freakin' clue who I am, you disappeared not long after I stopped lurking...)

 

[Guest]

 

[Sabledrake]

Earl is back! Huzzah!

And in your honor:

***
If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

More reliable than a garden trimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
***

Aren't you glad to be back?

Sabledrake

 

[Guest]

I'm proud of my godson so here's a shameless plug for his Writing Quality Sex Scenes, written when he was only 18 . My fave story of his is Faeophobia.

Perdita