Euphemisms For Having Sex

[Dillinger]

Here's some - got any more?

• beating around the bush
• bump uglies
• bury the sausage
• check her oil
• deionize her antimatter
• dip the wick
• do the wild thing
• feed the kitty

 

[Bob Peale]

Hide the Salami
Tilling The Garden
Slipping Her a Hot Beef Injection

 

[Dhalgren]

Why is it that euphemisms for sex always comes across as really ucky to me?


They never sound too good...or appealing!


hmmm...


Got any that do?

 

[PacificBlue]

*wrinkling nose* those don't sound sexy at all! YUCK

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Chuckus]

Horizontal Polka

The deed

Screwing

Practicin Creating Techniques

Buryin the Bone

Hidin the Weasel

 

[Dillinger]

Why is it that euphemisms for sex always comes across as really ucky to me?

They never sound too good...or appealing!

hmmm...

Got any that do?

Well - one I mentioned I thought was appealing:
deionize her antimatter

How about these:

• glaze the donut
• go trick-or-treating
• play the naked fun game
• play Where's Waldo?

 

[PacificBlue]

Horizontal Mambo?

 

[nasty]

Taking the log to the beaver. Hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing, and, of course, "shagging." My favorite has ALWAYS just been plain "Fucking." To me, that just sounds dirtiest. BTW-I've heard it referred as "The Horizontal Mambo," not "Polka." Is that what you mean?

 

[nasty]

Thanks, PC. You got in a few seconds before I did.

 

[registered "^^"]

Horizontal Polka

!!!!!!!!!! I have to see your CD collection Chuckus!

 

[KillerMuffin]

We refer to it as internal hormone applications or as promotion of Muffin's mental and physical health.

Good news. The Stud has finally understood the concept of "quickie." 12 years and a quickie to him has triple digits for the minutes. Now, we've got it under a half hour. Yay!

 

[lavender]

 

[LRC]

LOL ..... those are great

A few I have used in the past are ......

Put your banana in my cabana

Put your Dodge in my garage (yeah I know Pac Blue I was a car nut even back then ...lol)