Eumenides <pants> and Perky <ruffles> discuss the seduction of saintpeter

[perks]

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, PERVS!?!??!?

 

[Mischka]

I was kinda hoping for a detailed account of your seduction of Saint Peter. You know, like the thread title.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I was eyeing the ruffles, myself.

Why?

 

[perks]

 

[perks]

 

[Saint Peter]

SaintPeter is a person of the cloth and could not be part of such a yummy entanglement.








Well, OK. Maybe just once.

 

[april-wine]

Is this gonna beone of those long drawn out, moral type stories???

 

[Eumenides]

 

[Saint Peter]

I guess SaintPeter is running the camera in Emu's pic.

 

[Eumenides]

 

[perks]

or not, and you brought us a friend, how thoughtful

 

[Mischka]

I guess SaintPeter is running the camera in Emu's pic.

I was thinking that SaintPeter was playing the part of the crystal dildo.

 

[Eumenides]

Minkey and her gf join the seducation...

Nevermind. I got tripoded

 

[perks]

 

[Saint Valentine]

Please...

...let me know when there will be a thread concerning the seduction of Saint Valentine.

Many Thanks for your anticipated cooperation.

 

[perks]

 

[Saint Peter]

Being a person of the cloth and a virgin and all of that, I may be missing something here. If SaintPeter is being seduced then why do I only seeing pics of lesbians and no Peter's?

 

[Eumenides]

 

[Eumenides]

We're teaching St. Peter the art of sex without the Peter. That way he can remain virginally of the cloth.

 

[perks]

 

[Saint Peter]

We're teaching St. Peter the art of sex without the Peter. That way he can remain virginally of the cloth.

When do I get my pointy lesbian tongue? Does the pointy lesbian tongue require surgery? Yoga?

 

[perks]

 

[perks]

 

[perks]

 

[Eumenides]

Verse 1:
Let's Go,
You dirty Ho!
You don't know where to go.
You don't know how to blow.
And if you knew how to blow,
I'd probably want to go.

Chorus:
You's a ho,
You's a dirty ho,
Wiggy Wiggy

Verse 2:
Your mom's a dirty ho,
She doesn't know how to blow,
And trust me,
I would know!
Because she has a lesbian lov-ah!
And togeth-ah
Theys be Mo and Munch!
They always eat Cap'n crunch.
And their butts smell like
The funky nuts and dirt butts!

(chorus 2 x)

Verse 3:
Then we go to the pound
To get us a dirty hound
Then we's go underground
And eat us some Mounds!
Cause I gotta lose me some pounds.
Cause yous a dirty ho!
Who really doesn't know how to blow!