Essa

[Essa]

four pages ... FFS!

People love an old slut

 

[Essa]

fine the number is this
1234 9876 5678 1928
expires 12/15 number on the back is 069

Declined

Bastard

 

[Essa]

They'll be at this for weeks, GA.

Don't be silly, years

 

[lakesailer_mi]

People love an old slut

That appears to be true.

Hi Essa! It's been a while!

 

[Essa]

And you're shagging anything that doesn't move because they can't get away from you quick enough

Ropes do come in handy at times.

 

[Essa]

I would like to point out that all I got was a half a snog and she is still charging me
so I really feel as if this slut thing is false advertising.

It is so not false advertising, I already told you I'm a six foot leggy blonde, with masive tits and a designer vagina.

Hey, that rhymes, god, I'm good

 

[Grifters]

Declined

Bastard

run it again
*hump hump*
I am almost done
*hump hump*

 

[lovemonster]

I would like to point out that all I got was a half a snog and she is still charging me
so I really feel as if this slut thing is false advertising.

Well, she talks a good game and then steals your wallet, you gotta watch her

 

[Essa]

That appears to be true.

Hi Essa! It's been a while!

Hello lovely man

How's life?

 

[Grifters]

It is so not false advertising, I already told you I'm a six foot leggy blonde, with masive tits and a designer vagina.

Hey, that rhymes, god, I'm good

I think that is almost sig worthy

 

[Essa]

run it again
*hump hump*
I am almost done
*hump hump*

Is that it?

 

[Essa]

I think that is almost sig worthy

Almost but not a chance in hell ya mean.

 

[lovemonster]

Ropes do come in handy at times.

As does chloroform.

 

[Grifters]

Is that it?

Sorry darlin, if I am paying, its all about me
if you want something out of it
whats your CC number

 

[Grifters]

Almost but not a chance in hell ya mean.

that a dare?

 

[Essa]

As does chloroform.

In great quantities

 

[Essa]

Sorry darlin, if I am paying, its all about me
if you want something out of it
whats your CC number

No, if you're paying it's all about me.

I don't have a credit card that's what you men are for.

 

[Essa]

that a dare?

A double treble one.

 

[lovemonster]

In great quantities

Not too great, you'll end up killing them - I know you're into necrophilia, but you're not supposed to commit murder to get your kicks.

 

[Grifters]

Thats it I am calling the slutty BBB

 

[Essa]

Not too great, you'll end up killing them - I know you're into necrophilia, but you're not supposed to commit murder to get your kicks.

Says who?

I'm a woman past my prime I can get away with anything

 

[Essa]

Thats it I am calling the slutty BBB

You can't do that, you'll never be taken seriously again, oh wait that's me.

 

[lovemonster]

Says who?

I'm a woman past my prime I can get away with anything

That's not what the judge said last time.

 

[Grifters]

You can't do that, you'll never be taken seriously again, oh wait that's me.

dun dun dunnnnnnnn

 

[Essa]

That's not what the judge said last time.

Correct, he said, tell her to go down on twelve men good and true.