Essa

[Essa]

what's the name of that wanker that stole facebook?

Erm, facewanker?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Erm, facewanker?

loaded!

 

[Essa]

ok
thats more reasonable
I can deal with a drink slut
but a money grubbing one
all bets are off

What about if we split it in half, a moneygrabbing drinking slut?

 

[Grifters]

What about if we split it in half, a moneygrabbing drinking slut?

hmmmm
how good of a slut are you?

 

[Essa]

loaded!

Gun?

 

[Essa]

hmmmm
how good of a slut are you?

I'm the sluttiest slut who ever slutted your way.

 

[Grifters]

I'm the sluttiest slut who ever slutted your way.

swoon

 

[Essa]

swoon

*curtsies*

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Gun?

have i wandered into one of those word comparison threads in error?

 

[Grifters]

*curtsies*

*spanks*

 

[Essa]

have i wandered into one of those word comparison threads in error?

Naked

 

[Essa]

*spanks*

*undresses in two shakes of a camels tail* well I am a slut after all

 

[Grifters]

*undresses in two shakes of a camels tail* well I am a slut after all

So if I jump on right now does that make me a slut
or just a guy

 

[lovemonster]

oh fuck ...

will there be a stampede?

allow me to be the first to offer to buy you a kebab.

Oi, don't be buying that slut a fuckin' kebab!

 

[Essa]

So if I jump on right now does that make me a slut
or just a guy

That makes you number seventeen thousand and twenty eight, wait, hang on a tic, 29, or it could be 67 guy

 

[Essa]

Oi, don't be buying that slut a fuckin' kebab!

Fuck off and go and find your own man to buy you a kebab, oh, I forgot, you pay them

 

[lovemonster]

Fuck off and go and find your own man to buy you a kebab, oh, I forgot, you pay them

Yeah, but the kebabs are payment to you for sex you dirty old slut, you're not even good enough in bed to get cold hard cash.

Or gold rush.

 

[Grifters]

That makes you number seventeen thousand and twenty eight, wait, hang on a tic, 29, or it could be 67 guy

think I just died of competition
&thud*

 

[butters]

... is a slutty tart.

there, i said it.

is that like a nutty tart but with crunched nuts?

 

[Essa]

Yeah, but the kebabs are payment to you for sex you dirty old slut, you're not even good enough in bed to get cold hard cash.

Or gold rush.

Don't you fucking dare sink so low as to mention goldrush

I'd fuck a battalion for just one little nugget.

*sticks hand down back of settee finds a halfp*

*chucks it at ya*

Go get yourself a blackjack, you withered up hag.

 

[lovemonster]

fuckin' lit lag

 

[lovemonster]

Don't you fucking dare sink so low as to mention goldrush

I'd fuck a battalion for just one little nugget.

*sticks hand down back of settee finds a halfp*

*chucks it at ya*

Go get yourself a blackjack, you withered up hag.

I'll mention goldrush all I want, you stinky old trampfucker.

You'd fuck a battalion for the hell of it, never mind a nugget.

*throws a blackjack at you*

I'll stick with my goldrush and you're getting none of it.

 

[Essa]

think I just died of competition
&thud*

*gives you the kiss of life and steals your wallet*

Yep, the old girls still got it

 

[Essa]

is that like a nutty tart but with crunched nuts?

His nuts will be crushed when I get my hands on him

 

[Essa]

fuckin' lit lag

Fucking old hag.