Essa

[erostorm]

Funny that, gets me all nostalgic too.

We must remedy that.

Bloody hells.

 

[Essa]

She's got a face even her mother wouldn't love

I don't have a mother

Only an old decreppid toyboychasing mum

 

[lovemonster]

Mmmmm thanks, I haven't had me tea yet.

Listen, when you get to my age you suck what you can get.

Enjoy it - again.

Well, when you get to your age, that's about all you deserve.

 

[Essa]

bring that nipple chain over here
I wanna see it

It'll cost ya

 

[Essa]

we are talking GA here....

True, I did realise my mistake as soon as I posted it

 

[lovemonster]

No, I'm seventeen lumps of the white stuff.

You're definitely lumpy.

 

[lovemonster]

I don't have a mother

Only an old decreppid toyboychasing mum

Like slut, like sluttier

 

[Essa]

Bloody hells.

With a bell on the end

 

[Grifters]

It'll cost ya

I gave at the office

 

[Essa]

You're definitely lumpy.

In all the wrong places

 

[Essa]

Like slut, like sluttier

I had a good teacher, just cause you don't share men with your mum, no need to roll your eyes.

Each to their own, jealous heifer

 

[Essa]

I gave at the office

I read that as orrifice

 

[Grifters]

I read that as orrifice

which is really funny

also I just found your slut punch card, I am at my free session

 

[lovemonster]

In all the wrong places

Word.

 

[lovemonster]

I had a good teacher, just cause you don't share men with your mum, no need to roll your eyes.

Each to their own, jealous heifer

I prefer to shag men who are still breathing and relatively mobile

 

[erostorm]

With a bell on the end

Bell and garters, if you please.

 

[Essa]

which is really funny

also I just found your slut punch card, I am at my free session

How can you find something that wasn't lost?

You stole it, so I'm afraid it's time and a half for you pal.

Mastercards fine.

 

[Essa]

Word.

Erm....Hi

 

[geronimo_appleby]

four pages ... FFS!

 

[Essa]

I prefer to shag men who are still breathing and relatively mobile

That's why you never get a shag, you're far to choosy.

 

[Essa]

Bell and garters, if you please.

Oh, I please.

 

[Grifters]

How can you find something that wasn't lost?

You stole it, so I'm afraid it's time and a half for you pal.

Mastercards fine.

fine the number is this
1234 9876 5678 1928
expires 12/15 number on the back is 069

 

[erostorm]

four pages ... FFS!

They'll be at this for weeks, GA.

 

[lovemonster]

That's why you never get a shag, you're far to choosy.

And you're shagging anything that doesn't move because they can't get away from you quick enough

 

[Grifters]

And you're shagging anything that doesn't move because they can't get away from you quick enough

I would like to point out that all I got was a half a snog and she is still charging me
so I really feel as if this slut thing is false advertising.