Essa

[Grifters]

*gives you the kiss of life and steals your wallet*

Yep, the old girls still got it

*wakes up broke*

Now thats a good date

 

[lovemonster]

Fucking old hag.

From you, I'll take that as a compliment.

 

[Essa]

I'll mention goldrush all I want, you stinky old trampfucker.

You'd fuck a battalion for the hell of it, never mind a nugget.

*throws a blackjack at you*

I'll stick with my goldrush and you're getting none of it.

*wrestles you to the ground and steals the chewed goldrush out your gob*

*chews*

If it's good enough for kids it's good enough for me.

Fuck my face you've sucked some cheesy dicks

*pukes on your face*

 

[erostorm]

Nice to see that neither of you has lost your sodding touch!

 

[Essa]

*wakes up broke*

Now thats a good date

Sure is, you lose all your hard earned money, you get half a snog and when you awake she's legged it.

Heaven

 

[Essa]

From you, I'll take that as a compliment.

Twas one you great lump of lard

 

[Essa]

Nice to see that neither of you has lost your sodding touch!

You just want to get in the middle of us and referee

 

[butters]

His nuts will be crushed when I get my hands on him

i think he's booked a parachute jump somewhere exotic

 

[Grifters]

Sure is, you lose all your hard earned money, you get half a snog and when you awake she's legged it.

Heaven

Snog isnt what I thought I was paying for

 

[erostorm]

You just want to get in the middle of us and referee

Just watching.


For now......

 

[Essa]

i think he's booked a parachute jump somewhere exotic

And so he should have, insulting a lady like that.

How very dare he.

 

[Essa]

Snog isnt what I thought I was paying for

Good job, seeing as you only got half of one.

 

[Essa]

Just watching.


For now......

When you're ready to join in let me know, I'll get rid of her.

 

[Grifters]

Good job, seeing as you only got half of one.

damn it

 

[erostorm]

You just want to get in the middle of us and referee

Gets me all nostalgic like.

 

[lovemonster]

*wrestles you to the ground and steals the chewed goldrush out your gob*

*chews*

If it's good enough for kids it's good enough for me.

Fuck my face you've sucked some cheesy dicks

*pukes on your face*

*punches you in the mouth and force feeds you your own vomit*

At least I haven't sucked pus-filled ones like you have

 

[lovemonster]

Twas one you great lump of lard

Takes one to know one

 

[Essa]

damn it

You walked right into that one, ya daft apeth

 

[lovemonster]

Nice to see that neither of you has lost your sodding touch!

She's got a face even her mother wouldn't love

 

[Essa]

Gets me all nostalgic like.

Funny that, gets me all nostalgic too.

We must remedy that.

 

[erostorm]

When you're ready to join in let me know, I'll get rid of her.

Too right you will! Though that could be fun too.

 

[Essa]

*punches you in the mouth and force feeds you your own vomit*

At least I haven't sucked pus-filled ones like you have

Mmmmm thanks, I haven't had me tea yet.

Listen, when you get to my age you suck what you can get.

 

[Grifters]

You walked right into that one, ya daft apeth

bring that nipple chain over here
I wanna see it

 

[butters]

And so he should have, insulting a lady like that.

How very dare he.

we are talking GA here....

 

[Essa]

Takes one to know one

No, I'm seventeen lumps of the white stuff.