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I think I'll take your advice and stay away from them. Thanks for that.
There's a busty, plump indian woman in my area who sounds promising. I think I'll give her a called.
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I think I'll take your advice and stay away from them. Thanks for that.
There's a busty, plump indian woman in my area who sounds promising. I think I'll give her a called.
human_male
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Did you end up going through with it dude?
I've just come back from my second expedition. I wanted to talk about it so I hope you don't mind if I just post it here. There's no one else I can talk to, really.
It was better than the first time, the girl was much sweeter but I still didn't really enjoy it. I wasn't really attracted to her but I went with her because she was ok with kissing and she said she could provide an affectionate experience, which I thought is what I wanted. She did, but I found I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would.
I got a bit bored after a quarter of an hour actually. So I went ahead and had a full service. That was quite awsome. The last time, which was my first time ever as embarrassing as that is, was over in literally ten seconds. No shit. This time I couldn't cum at all, which was great because after the last time I was paranoid about getting the girl pregnant (even with a condom). This time we had a lot longer go at it. We banged away like maniacs for over ten minutes until she had to stop and get off because she was exhausted. And sweeting like a mule which was awsome too. I didn't really feel any pleasure physically, I don't know why. Maybe somethings wrong with me.
I was a bit worried because she bled a little bit. It didn't bother me, I mean I wasn't grossed out or anything, but I thought I'd hurt her somehow. She said not to worry about it and it was because she'd recently had a baby. I don't know if that could explain it or not. She also said it was because I was quite long, and we were really pounding it in there.
Afterward I had mixed feelings. On the one hand I was proud (if that's the right word) for actually going through with it like I'd planned and not whimping out. And I've always dreamed about having sex like that. But on the other hand I was almost bored, and I wasn't really attracted to her, and it's a lot of money if you're not really enjoying it.
I'd planned to do this every few months, four times a year maybe, but I honestly don't believe I'll ever do it again. It's just not satisfying. And now I've got the whole virgin thing well and truly out of my system (I think I'm literally going to have bruises) I don't feel the urgency anymore.
Anyway, thanks for letting me vent.
I've just come back from my second expedition. I wanted to talk about it so I hope you don't mind if I just post it here. There's no one else I can talk to, really.
It was better than the first time, the girl was much sweeter but I still didn't really enjoy it. I wasn't really attracted to her but I went with her because she was ok with kissing and she said she could provide an affectionate experience, which I thought is what I wanted. She did, but I found I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would.
I got a bit bored after a quarter of an hour actually. So I went ahead and had a full service. That was quite awsome. The last time, which was my first time ever as embarrassing as that is, was over in literally ten seconds. No shit. This time I couldn't cum at all, which was great because after the last time I was paranoid about getting the girl pregnant (even with a condom). This time we had a lot longer go at it. We banged away like maniacs for over ten minutes until she had to stop and get off because she was exhausted. And sweeting like a mule which was awsome too. I didn't really feel any pleasure physically, I don't know why. Maybe somethings wrong with me.
I was a bit worried because she bled a little bit. It didn't bother me, I mean I wasn't grossed out or anything, but I thought I'd hurt her somehow. She said not to worry about it and it was because she'd recently had a baby. I don't know if that could explain it or not. She also said it was because I was quite long, and we were really pounding it in there.
Afterward I had mixed feelings. On the one hand I was proud (if that's the right word) for actually going through with it like I'd planned and not whimping out. And I've always dreamed about having sex like that. But on the other hand I was almost bored, and I wasn't really attracted to her, and it's a lot of money if you're not really enjoying it.
I'd planned to do this every few months, four times a year maybe, but I honestly don't believe I'll ever do it again. It's just not satisfying. And now I've got the whole virgin thing well and truly out of my system (I think I'm literally going to have bruises) I don't feel the urgency anymore.
Anyway, thanks for letting me vent.
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I don't think a recent baby would make her bleed. She was probably on her period, though, and didn't want to gross you out.
If the baby was born within the past 2 months, actually, it could 
Expierience on that one, everything is still sealing itself up and healing for a while, so if the chick is on top making for more full penetration, it can happen if ya hit the cervix. Or at least I did for a while after having my brat.
Just letting that be known, but unless she had other undeniable signs of a recent baby (breasts still horridly swollen, still saggy muscled in the stomach, etc) I'd go with the on her period statement.
Expierience on that one, everything is still sealing itself up and healing for a while, so if the chick is on top making for more full penetration, it can happen if ya hit the cervix. Or at least I did for a while after having my brat.
Just letting that be known, but unless she had other undeniable signs of a recent baby (breasts still horridly swollen, still saggy muscled in the stomach, etc) I'd go with the on her period statement.
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I think she said the baby was nine months. She was on top and I'd say there was deep penetration. Deep, forceful, thrusting penetration. I hope I didn't hurt her. She'd say something if it hurt, right? She seemed to enjoy it.
I wasn't grossed out.
Thanks for replying about that you two, I was concerned.
I wasn't grossed out.
Thanks for replying about that you two, I was concerned.
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Well, if you caused a little tear somewhere in her vagina, she might not know it. We are talking about a prostitute that fucks guys all day, so it's possible she could develop a sore spot or something. Afterall, a lot of the deeper parts of the vagina don't have much sensitivity. I don't think you could do her any serious harm with your dick, though.
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So they actully do this? With their service comes "romance"? If that's the case I could see it. I guess I Just pictured, "can we do this and get it over with so I can go buy some new shoes"
Now Sassy...thats what my wife says...not the pros I visit We sit around before and after, talk about erotic things, they usually remain naked and intimate ..I dont feel rushed hurried or out of place, and we never discuss the bills the kids the problems with the car etc ad infinitum. When I approach her for sex other than late at night in bed, I dont have to say to myself is the timing right did the planets all line up today?
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You guys are so funny. I just saw this post.
Here is a list of acronymns.
A
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = american born chinese
ABJ = american born japanese
Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor. A retail establishment staffed by Asians.
analingus = licking anus
AO = Asian Only. AO AMP = AMP servicing Asian clients only
Asian = analingus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF = all time favorite
ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
attempts = trying to orgasm.
Aunt Flo = menstruation, period.
B
B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised.
babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian.
balloons = breast implants.
BB = bareback = without condom.
BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio.
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom, beebeebeejay.
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth).
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth.
BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit.
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow.
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial.
BBFS = bare back sex.
BBK = big beautiful knockers.
BBW = big beautiful woman.
BCD = behind closed doors.
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
Blue Jay = blow job
blue pill = Viagra
BSB = bus stop babe
butter face = everything looks good, 'but her' face
BTW = by the way
C
cash and dash = ROB who takes your money then runs
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CD = cross dresser
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
CH = Crazy Horse, San Francisco Strip Club
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = craigslist.org
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
cover = condom
cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers
cups of coffee = releases = orgasms
D
DAP = digital anal probe = finger in anus
DATO = dining at the o = analingus
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
DS = doggy style
DSL = dick sucking lips
Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, see 22500 Mission Blvd, Hayward, CA
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
donation = payment
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl
DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth
E
ECR = el camino real
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
escort = a temporary companion for hire
F
facial = cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage, typically includes HJ
FBSM+ = FBSM + bonus, usually BJ
FIA = finger in ass
fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
FIR = finger in rear
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei Korper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
FDAU = face down ass up
G
Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience, doesn't mean anything these days. RBGFE = BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GFE lite = Lite-GFE = SafeGFE = light RBGFE, = RBGFE with substitutions: CBJ vs BBBJ and sometimes no/light kissing vs DFK.
GFE++ = RBGFE with extras (like CIM, swallow, greek)
GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
H
happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage
hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HDH = high dollar hottie
HE = happy ending
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HH = half hour
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
hooker = prostitute
I
IMHO = in my humble opinion
interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
K
KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE except with CBJ
kitty = vagina (Bald=clean shaven; Partly Shaved=landing strip; Trimmed = manicured; Natural)
L
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LD = lap dance
LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LMP = latina massage parlor
LOS = land of smiles = Thailand
LPIN = legal prostitute in Nevada
M
mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, San Francisco Strip Club
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
monty = streetwalker stroll: Monterey/1st St San Jose CA
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSC = Market Street Cinema, San Francisco Strip Club
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
N
NCT = New Century Theatre, San Francisco Strip Club
non-pro = civilian, not a professional provider
NP = no problem
NSA = no strings attached
O
OP = original poster, original post
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
P
P2P = private to private, typically uncovered, rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration
papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PM = prostate massage or private message (inbox)
PO = phone operator (for making appointments)
PS = private show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
PYT = pretty young thing
R
RA = relaxation assistant, masseuse in a massage parlor
raincoat = condom
Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Roman shower = vomit play
RPG = role playing games
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
S
SC = Strip Club
self-service = you masturbate
semi-pro = someone who escorts informally as a side business.
SF = San Francisco
shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
south of the border = gential region
southern france = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider
SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
spinner = very petite, thin girl
starfish = anus, or girl that is unresponsive in bed
STD = sexually transmitted disease
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
T
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
TIA = thanks in advance
Tina = crystal meth
TJ = Tijuana, Mexico
TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
TLC = tender loving care
TLD = topless lap dance
tossing salad = analingus
Trip to islands = greek = anal sex
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
U
UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ
UTR = under the radar, does not advertise
W
WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this)
X
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
Y
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
misc
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time
$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350 (get it?)
incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room.
two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.
Taken from:
http://www.rubmaps.com/rubmaps-slang
Here is a list of acronymns.
A
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = american born chinese
ABJ = american born japanese
Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor. A retail establishment staffed by Asians.
analingus = licking anus
AO = Asian Only. AO AMP = AMP servicing Asian clients only
Asian = analingus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF = all time favorite
ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
attempts = trying to orgasm.
Aunt Flo = menstruation, period.
B
B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised.
babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian.
balloons = breast implants.
BB = bareback = without condom.
BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio.
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom, beebeebeejay.
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth).
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth.
BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit.
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow.
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial.
BBFS = bare back sex.
BBK = big beautiful knockers.
BBW = big beautiful woman.
BCD = behind closed doors.
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
Blue Jay = blow job
blue pill = Viagra
BSB = bus stop babe
butter face = everything looks good, 'but her' face
BTW = by the way
C
cash and dash = ROB who takes your money then runs
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CD = cross dresser
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
CH = Crazy Horse, San Francisco Strip Club
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = craigslist.org
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
cover = condom
cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers
cups of coffee = releases = orgasms
D
DAP = digital anal probe = finger in anus
DATO = dining at the o = analingus
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
DS = doggy style
DSL = dick sucking lips
Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, see 22500 Mission Blvd, Hayward, CA
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
donation = payment
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl
DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth
E
ECR = el camino real
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
escort = a temporary companion for hire
F
facial = cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage, typically includes HJ
FBSM+ = FBSM + bonus, usually BJ
FIA = finger in ass
fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
FIR = finger in rear
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei Korper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
FDAU = face down ass up
G
Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience, doesn't mean anything these days. RBGFE = BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GFE lite = Lite-GFE = SafeGFE = light RBGFE, = RBGFE with substitutions: CBJ vs BBBJ and sometimes no/light kissing vs DFK.
GFE++ = RBGFE with extras (like CIM, swallow, greek)
GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
H
happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage
hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HDH = high dollar hottie
HE = happy ending
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HH = half hour
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
hooker = prostitute
I
IMHO = in my humble opinion
interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
K
KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE except with CBJ
kitty = vagina (Bald=clean shaven; Partly Shaved=landing strip; Trimmed = manicured; Natural)
L
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LD = lap dance
LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LMP = latina massage parlor
LOS = land of smiles = Thailand
LPIN = legal prostitute in Nevada
M
mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, San Francisco Strip Club
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
monty = streetwalker stroll: Monterey/1st St San Jose CA
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSC = Market Street Cinema, San Francisco Strip Club
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
N
NCT = New Century Theatre, San Francisco Strip Club
non-pro = civilian, not a professional provider
NP = no problem
NSA = no strings attached
O
OP = original poster, original post
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
P
P2P = private to private, typically uncovered, rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration
papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PM = prostate massage or private message (inbox)
PO = phone operator (for making appointments)
PS = private show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
PYT = pretty young thing
R
RA = relaxation assistant, masseuse in a massage parlor
raincoat = condom
Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Roman shower = vomit play
RPG = role playing games
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
S
SC = Strip Club
self-service = you masturbate
semi-pro = someone who escorts informally as a side business.
SF = San Francisco
shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
south of the border = gential region
southern france = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider
SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
spinner = very petite, thin girl
starfish = anus, or girl that is unresponsive in bed
STD = sexually transmitted disease
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
T
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
TIA = thanks in advance
Tina = crystal meth
TJ = Tijuana, Mexico
TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
TLC = tender loving care
TLD = topless lap dance
tossing salad = analingus
Trip to islands = greek = anal sex
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
U
UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ
UTR = under the radar, does not advertise
W
WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this)
X
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
Y
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
misc
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time
$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350 (get it?)
incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room.
two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.
Taken from:
http://www.rubmaps.com/rubmaps-slang
erotiquegirl
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Fantasy. Pros you can count on doing things so that's why men do it.
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This is ironic coming from you?
kcwordsmith
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it's easier
Patronizing a hooker is the best way to have illicit sex. It is strictly a business transaction with none of the complications or emotions of a relationship. Also there are no stupid games with the guy paying a lot of money to find out the woman is just a tease. The only risk is you can make a bad choice with a hooker but if you are careful that won't happen. You get exactly what you pay for with no emotional baggage. Furthermore, the idea that you are a loser because you can't pick up a woman is ludicrous.
Patronizing a hooker is the best way to have illicit sex. It is strictly a business transaction with none of the complications or emotions of a relationship. Also there are no stupid games with the guy paying a lot of money to find out the woman is just a tease. The only risk is you can make a bad choice with a hooker but if you are careful that won't happen. You get exactly what you pay for with no emotional baggage. Furthermore, the idea that you are a loser because you can't pick up a woman is ludicrous.
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as Polonius said "know thyself"
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If that don't work out, become a musician! Worked for me! "Being a rock star and bragging about getting laid is like turning on a faucet and bragging about finding water." -Gene Simmons
