Erotic Proverbs

[OzoneRed]

Early to bed and early to rise
And your girl goes out with the other guys

 

[ucleebo]

The early bird catches the worm, which has deep meaning to those whose kink involves worms.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

He who cums last, cums best

 

[Deleted member 1251157]

He who cums last, cums best

With him, if I don't cum first , I don't cum at all.

 

[ucleebo]

Absence makes the cock grow harder.

 

[ucleebo]

Familiarity breeds.

 

[ucleebo]

There's many a slip 'twixt the clit and the lip.

 

[ChikieRoo]

God made me with a hole

To be filled with a pole

 

[Firebrain]

Not erotic at all, but makes me laugh too much not to mention it:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Altzheimers
Cheese sandwich

(Apologies for the non-pc nature. Ahem).

 

[ucleebo]

Accidents will happen - so wear protection!

 

[ucleebo]

There's no fool like an old fool.

No changes required for that one...

 

[Lia Monde]

All work and no play makes Jack a horny boy.

 

[ucleebo]

A rolling stone gets no pussy.

 

[Kitschshaman]

how 'bout

The early bird catches the worm, which has deep meaning to those whose kink involves worms.

'the early bird catches the early worm'....

 

[Kitschshaman]

in honor of the past xmas season ...

Oh cum all ye faithful.... (just like it is)

or


She came upon a sybian clear

 

[deskuser]

Buggers can't be choosers.

 

[ucleebo]

A friend in need is a friend with benefits.

 

[ucleebo]

You are only as old as the one you feel.

 

[SavourYou30]

You are who you eat

 

[ucleebo]

Better late than never having your period.

 

[Lia Monde]

'To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.' - Janeane Garofalo

 

[TwoShades]

not erotic.... but....

"Wasted not, want pot."

 

[Lia Monde]

"Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love."

Woody Allen

 

[QuantumJumping]

Better to cum late than never.

 

[mamasota]

A cock in my hand is not as good as the one in the bush