Erotic Proverbs

[ucleebo]

Remember all the proverbs you learned as a kid? Well, here's your chance to rewrite them or make up you own new ones. Here's one:

Early to bed to early to rise, is boring as hell if you sleep alone.

 

[mary_aranxia]

A fool and his money are easily parted by any street walker.

 

[ucleebo]

The cock in the hand is worth more buried in your bush.

 

[mary_aranxia]

Waste not your opportunities and want not more company in your bed.

 

[kendra1980]

A hard man is good to find.

 

[RoyceConnors]

A Penny saved, is a Penny nobody else gets to lay tonight.

 

[mary_aranxia]

Cumeth the hour cumeth the man.

 

[kendra1980]

Birds of a feather, fuck together

 

[mary_aranxia]

A closed mouth catches no cum.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Haste makes waste, of a good time

 

[mary_aranxia]

Desperate times call for sex toys.

 

[mary_aranxia]

The man is nude though the clothing cost a penny.

 

[kendra1980]

*I'm not changing this one...*

Two heads are better than one

 

[ucleebo]

Never look a gifted whore in the mouth although I have no idea what happens if you do!

 

[cliteatingman]

Better to have fucked and lost viginity than never to have fucked at all.

 

[mary_aranxia]

*I'm not changing this one...*

Two heads are better than one

If you can't be good, be careful.

If you can't be good, be good at it.



No need to change these either!

 

[RoyceConnors]

I think this one stands perfect the same way it was written,

If you don't succeed the first time, try and try again.

 

[ucleebo]

A stitch in time can tighten up a loose pussy.

 

[mary_aranxia]

Many hands make light work of making Mary happy!

 

[masteroforal50]

Many hands make light work of making Mary happy!

Early to bed makes me rise.

 

[mary_aranxia]

Mary likes company.

 

[Surfmatt]

Mary likes company.

Mary you have made me laugh with all these.... Keep up the wit...

 

[mary_aranxia]

Mary you have made me laugh with all these.... Keep up the wit...

Thank you, baby...



People who live in glass houses should endeavour never to be stoned.

 

[mary_aranxia]

A Penny saved, is a Penny nobody else gets to lay tonight.

... so a twenty spent is a Penny enjoyed?

 

[ucleebo]

He who laughs last was tickled the hardest.