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I'm far too lazy for that.
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I'm far too lazy for that.
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You've met your lazy match.
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That cock humped you on a public street. If that's not good people, I don't know what is.You have a cock. I've met him a few times. lol
You need to make me one of the best people you always text. Seriously. NN is the only one of you that ever text me.You're lucky I love the guy or that mad face wouldn't just be for comedic effect.
I will try to do better, mamalicious. God knows I can't afford your wrath (though I'm sure I could distract it with something shiny).
How is Garnate pussy not a memory tattoo for you?
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Something shiny never doesn't work with me.
You'd just hope, you know?
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I can't read. Butthole? Oh yeah!
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Fired.
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Do you even need to qualify that anymore?
I'm RIGHT HERE. jeez
I resemble that remark.You have a cock. I've met him a few times. lol
You need to make me one of the best people you always text. Seriously. NN is the only one of you that ever text me.
I'll make sure she texts you, or I'll swat her bottom. Its a win win.
lolz
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It was more for the new people. Let's pretend.
HAhahahahahaHAHAHAAAhaha
THANK YOU.
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You got it, sweetcheeks.
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This was an awesome night! I had a decent time in the bar and come home to find you and bluey hanging out? WHAT?! *Masturbates furiously*
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Pics or it didn't happen
This was an awesome night! I had a decent time in the bar and come home to find you and bluey hanging out? WHAT?! *Masturbates furiously*
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There's a video.
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Get it to my inbox, post haste.
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I'll consider it, actually. I'd need to add your email to the list that can watch it or some shit. Watch it with my girl! I mean your girl. Whatever. :/
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You know we will. We'll even go buy a big screen TV with internet capabilities, so it will be just like being there.
What email of mine do you have? I don't use the old yahoo any more.
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Saw this the other day and it's perfect for this thread.....with the amount of makeup featured, that is. 
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Saw this the other day and it's perfect for this thread.....with the amount of makeup featured, that is.
You know you've put on too much makeup when you scrub the shit out of your face at night and still wake up with mascara on your cheeks. My youngest son even had a nightmare the other night that I came into his room and screamed "BOO!" with makeup smeared all over my face and he was so scared that he jumped out the window.
And a few days ago he said "Mom, you're really beautiful. Even when you get up in the morning with makeup on your cheeks." 
I need to tone it down.
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You know you've put on too much makeup when you scrub the shit out of your face at night and still wake up with mascara on your cheeks. My youngest son even had a nightmare the other night that I came into his room and screamed "BOO!" with makeup smeared all over my face and he was so scared that he jumped out the window.
I need to tone it down.
Heheh....oh hell, that's too funny.
One of the things I hated about the halloween makeup I've used is that doesn't apply as wonderfully as the package shows it to. And the hair dye.....never using that again in any kind of warm weather. Last 4th of July, when I had my goatee and hair all dyed up, I was sweating that stuff into my eyes, ended up with streaks of red, white and blue all over.
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I suffered for 'Murica....for that RED, WHITE AND BLUE!
Aww...let's hug it out.
*hug emote thingy*
I guess I'm old school. The old school of "less is more" when it comes to makeup (and the same for perfume, although that's a different subject). But since I only use soap and a comb to make myself look "pretty" in the morning, I'll be quiet now.
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Your first photo in this thread made me hyperventilate. I just can't get a handle on makeup. I've gotten my makeup done at those department store counters twice, but they slathered on so much I instantly wiped all of it off. I'd love to look all glamorous, but it's just not within my capabilities.
So here is all of the makeup I own. I always wear Neutrogena Healthy Defense Daily Moisturizer with SPF50, and then I put Clinique pore refining solutions on my shiny forehead. Sometimes, if I'm feeling fancy, I'll swipe Physician's Formula Bronze Pearl on the apples of my cheeks. My skin is all freckly on my cheeks, but the amount of makeup I'd need to smooth that out is incompatible with Texas heat and/or my tolerance for makeup.
My lips are usually bare. Sometimes I'll swipe on some chapstick (my dentist gives out the best samples!), or a lip stain. In my av, I'm wearing Maybelline Super Stay Mauve Dream. I picked up Pixi Tinted Brilliance Balm in No. 8 Bitten Berry last summer in Sevilla, because I was feeling all Spanish and Bold, but I usually get alarmed at how bright it is and wipe it off.
I'm on my second tube of recommended mascara from the other makeup thread here, Rimmel VolumeFlash Scandal Eyes in black. It's good. And orange is my favorite color, so I like the tube. I usually wear a sweep of brown-black eyeliner (either Almay or Covergirl, whichever I see first); if I'm dramatic, I go for the all-black pencil. If I'm really feeling spunky, I opt for the Almay Intense i-Color in purple amethyst. That's the only part of my makeup that I've ever received a compliment on. The silver eyeliner is left over from a Halloween costume.
Eye shadow confounds me. I don't know how to apply it, despite multiple how-to videos, instruction pamphlets, and staring at people's eyelids. A trip to Bare Minerals left me with four tubs, in two shades of nude/peach, one brown, and one plum. I will probably still own these tubs, with the same quantity, next year at this time. I grabbed the shimmery Covergirl Bombshell Shineshadow in ooh la lilac a couple of months ago when I bought my mascara, thinking that if the purple eyeshadow gets compliments, maybe this is how I go for dramatic eyes. I think it just looks like someone popped me in the eye, so it sits ignored in my makeup bag.
So here is all of the makeup I own. I always wear Neutrogena Healthy Defense Daily Moisturizer with SPF50, and then I put Clinique pore refining solutions on my shiny forehead. Sometimes, if I'm feeling fancy, I'll swipe Physician's Formula Bronze Pearl on the apples of my cheeks. My skin is all freckly on my cheeks, but the amount of makeup I'd need to smooth that out is incompatible with Texas heat and/or my tolerance for makeup.
My lips are usually bare. Sometimes I'll swipe on some chapstick (my dentist gives out the best samples!), or a lip stain. In my av, I'm wearing Maybelline Super Stay Mauve Dream. I picked up Pixi Tinted Brilliance Balm in No. 8 Bitten Berry last summer in Sevilla, because I was feeling all Spanish and Bold, but I usually get alarmed at how bright it is and wipe it off.
I'm on my second tube of recommended mascara from the other makeup thread here, Rimmel VolumeFlash Scandal Eyes in black. It's good. And orange is my favorite color, so I like the tube. I usually wear a sweep of brown-black eyeliner (either Almay or Covergirl, whichever I see first); if I'm dramatic, I go for the all-black pencil. If I'm really feeling spunky, I opt for the Almay Intense i-Color in purple amethyst. That's the only part of my makeup that I've ever received a compliment on. The silver eyeliner is left over from a Halloween costume.
Eye shadow confounds me. I don't know how to apply it, despite multiple how-to videos, instruction pamphlets, and staring at people's eyelids. A trip to Bare Minerals left me with four tubs, in two shades of nude/peach, one brown, and one plum. I will probably still own these tubs, with the same quantity, next year at this time. I grabbed the shimmery Covergirl Bombshell Shineshadow in ooh la lilac a couple of months ago when I bought my mascara, thinking that if the purple eyeshadow gets compliments, maybe this is how I go for dramatic eyes. I think it just looks like someone popped me in the eye, so it sits ignored in my makeup bag.
