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Inrhapsody said:
I see...so you are really about lair finding as much as fox finding??? LOL Lairseeker just doesn't have the same ring....does it.
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Now now, I'm quite prepared to share dew soaked grass and starlight with a foxy fox, not even close the field gate to keep the breeze out.;)
 
This reminds me of a story, that happend to me several years back...

I took several horses of mine on a wagon train. One of those 2 week, trips that follows some historic path... Anywho, it was lots of fun, and I was afraid to bring my old mare with me, and the trip would be pretty physically taxing... So instead I decided my primary horse would be a handsome Paint stud. Well, All goes well for the first 4-5 days, and I notice that when I was riding him, he wanted to get to the front of the back really bad... Now this particular horse has always been the *leader of the pack* type, so I just chaulk it up to him being stubborn and go along with it...

Well about the 8 day or so, he is just getting unruly. I mean, Even when he is with other horses, that arent being riddin, he is trying to break away and come up front... Finally, I get fed up with his shinanigans, and I go and get him, put the saddle on him, and off we go... Sure enough, not even a 1/2 mile down the trail he starts trotting, then into a full gallop, trying to get up front...

He completely ignored me, I was just dead weight on his back. So I held on for dear life... We get to the front, first thing he does is find this nice looking female quarter horse, and shoves his nose right into her nether regions...

This goes on for about 10-15 minutes, meanwhile, I am turning this dark shade of red, I was about to cry from embarrassment at this point... When Smoky, does the unthinkable... The little turd tries to mount the female with me on the back. The guy that was riding the female horse(who was laughing his ass off) bails off and lands on his feet, meanwhile I am doing my best to stop this stud mid coitus.. He finally gives me the shake and I fall to my ass.. And get up and can do nothing bu watch my horse pound the hell out of this guys mare...

After they were finished up, we decided to just camp there that night, the guy walks up and apologizes, sayng he should have never brought, with her being that close to her *season*... and Proceeds to say that it was gonna be 150.00 bucks for breeding services... I promptly retort, that i would pay him his 150.00, as long as he paid me the 1500.00 We charge for Studs...

We both got a good laugh out of this, and inthe end all was well...

Ps. there was a wee one that came into the world a few months later... We named him Squirt.
 
jmcdaniel said:
This reminds me of a story, that happend to me several years back...

I took several horses of mine on a wagon train. One of those 2 week, trips that follows some historic path... Anywho, it was lots of fun, and I was afraid to bring my old mare with me, and the trip would be pretty physically taxing... So instead I decided my primary horse would be a handsome Paint stud. Well, All goes well for the first 4-5 days, and I notice that when I was riding him, he wanted to get to the front of the back really bad... Now this particular horse has always been the *leader of the pack* type, so I just chaulk it up to him being stubborn and go along with it...

Well about the 8 day or so, he is just getting unruly. I mean, Even when he is with other horses, that arent being riddin, he is trying to break away and come up front... Finally, I get fed up with his shinanigans, and I go and get him, put the saddle on him, and off we go... Sure enough, not even a 1/2 mile down the trail he starts trotting, then into a full gallop, trying to get up front...

He completely ignored me, I was just dead weight on his back. So I held on for dear life... We get to the front, first thing he does is find this nice looking female quarter horse, and shoves his nose right into her nether regions...

This goes on for about 10-15 minutes, meanwhile, I am turning this dark shade of red, I was about to cry from embarrassment at this point... When Smoky, does the unthinkable... The little turd tries to mount the female with me on the back. The guy that was riding the female horse(who was laughing his ass off) bails off and lands on his feet, meanwhile I am doing my best to stop this stud mid coitus.. He finally gives me the shake and I fall to my ass.. And get up and can do nothing bu watch my horse pound the hell out of this guys mare...

After they were finished up, we decided to just camp there that night, the guy walks up and apologizes, sayng he should have never brought, with her being that close to her *season*... and Proceeds to say that it was gonna be 150.00 bucks for breeding services... I promptly retort, that i would pay him his 150.00, as long as he paid me the 1500.00 We charge for Studs...

We both got a good laugh out of this, and inthe end all was well...

Ps. there was a wee one that came into the world a few months later... We named him Squirt.
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OMG...too funny.
 
Yea the strangest stuff happens to me... I always find myself in the odd positions.
 
Dreamliner said:
You can see the girl dieing with embarrasment, like..wtf! is this donkey doing!





But hey, it is funny provided you are not the person lying on the ground.





yep, can't stop sniggering.
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the embarrassment... walked into the barn on one of my boarders the other day while she was doing a sheath cleaning... needless to say i didn't stay long
:eek:
 
mark_j said:
the embarrassment... walked into the barn on one of my boarders the other day while she was doing a sheath cleaning... needless to say i didn't stay long
:eek:
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:D, god that is soo funny. When younger, early teens, and dad would have stable girls working for him, me and my brothers would set them up with the stallions for this job and this all nonchanlantly walk in, lean over the stable door and watch.....all were bright red for the first few times.

Of course there was then the banter of assisting us with the same treatment. :D
 
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