Equestrian Thread

How come..

they don't wear stuff like this at my barn?

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I actually laughed out loud when I saw this thread. In a good way! I lost my virginity in a tack room. :D
 
Scottish Morning

Not completely equestrian, but related.. The calling of the pipes on a foggy Scottish morning before the hunt... (in deference to my Scottish heritage.. if someone can identify the tartan please let me know. I can't see the pattern that well)

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Ride horses but don't really see it as sexy. Now, my little Judo outfit is cute since I'm Japanese. Undefeated so far.
 
Ride horses but don't really see it as sexy. Now, my little Judo outfit is cute since I'm Japanese. Undefeated so far.

The attire is the sexy part of it.. the connection between man/woman and the horse regardless of the discipline... the traditions surrounding many of the events... the scent of leather and the elegant lines of the tack and clothing..

Actual riding and training is bloody hard work for both the rider and the horse..

BTW..I'm sure you look stunning in your jūdōgi..
 
For the really profane...

Hermes Corlandus $6400

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Profane-Perfect choice of wording Mark

Am I to assume that this is one of those, "Small penis syndrome" saddles?

If I was given one of these (The only way I could ever get to own one) it would have devalued to
somewhere below $1,000 in the first month of use.

Also I'm curious. Does anyone sell a saddle soap worthy of cleaning a saddle like this.

Well, back out into the mud, more barn chores to do!
 
$11, 000 + up....

Wow, About $10, 999 beyond my price range these days!

This morningI was happy to discover that I had more T-posts than I thought I did.
I may have to spring for a can of Rustoleum to make them look a little more presentable though!
 
T-Posts?????

Is there anything that could be considered sexy about a T-post?

If anyone has any ideas let me know so that I can run with them.

Something to hold onto or maybe 2 with crossties is about all I can think of right now.
 
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Spanking

I believe that with all the new liberal laws, spanking is illegal in the UK now. Except for members of Parliament of course!

Here in Nashville it still seems quite popular (Not that I would know being a sensitive non violent type). So you should have plenty of willing candidates for that activity Mr Carp.
Dickerson Road may be a good place to start. Just watch out for those sting operations!

Got to run, Things to do.

I shall return.
 
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