Enterprise is Now Banned at the Lavyland Ranch

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[Problem Child]

I hear Klingons have really huge cocks, with french-tickler-like nubbies on them.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh, Never wants me to inform you that she was a Vulcan and she had to do it.

Yeah yeah... Never, a vulcan would never sacrifice a ****

Um OK I'll shut up now.

 

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[Valdimer]

LMAO

I dont think I've viewed Star Trek QUITE that way........


Kinky klingon sex....Can they really get kinky? I mean, they growl and snarl and spit and stuff, and love to inflict bodly harm to their partner.......What would kinky klingon sex be??

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Kinky klingon sex....Can they really get kinky? I mean, they growl and snarl and spit and stuff, and love to inflict bodly harm to their partner.......What would kinky klingon sex be??

Isn't Worff a klingon? And didn't him and JAx have some serious muscle tearing violent sex?

I can remember she used to complain afterwards.... and explain away the bruises.

 

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[Valdimer]

Isn't Worff a klingon? And didn't him and JAx have some serious muscle tearing violent sex?

I can remember she used to complain afterwards.... and explain away the bruises.

Yea, Bashier was constantly telling them to not do it as much, or something like that. I dunno, I just thought Terry Ferrall was hot as hell....

Anyways, back to the subject at hand.......

 

[Guest]

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<Thought Transfer Process>

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Lavender.......
Fog lifting ........
A strong light emerges from the dark .......
You should know death is not always permanent in the future......
People can be revived by just on good dna sample ......
Their are alien races that may reguvenate your lifeless body and make you a SEX Slave to their desires........

Lavender ........
You never know where your essence has gone.....
Just by the fact you are questioning your future existence in the federation, means you have not moved on......
The Q are an interesting lot.....

The light recides.....
be patient my dear......
You feel an overwhelming presence leaving......
Had you been Dianna Troy you probably would have feinted.......
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[Renegade]

Sometimes you people even frighten me......

 

[Valdimer]

LMAO


And these are the topics of conversation during 3rd shift here at literotica......

 

[Renegade]

LMAO


And these are the topics of conversation during 3rd shift here at literotica......

Yes, I remember those days of working the night shift of Lit. You bunch of wackos.

 

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[sexy-girl]

lavender im sure never can think of a way to bring you back to life


in an orgasmic blast of pure energy you will explode back to life (probably by using the transporters hooked upto some transthingybobchargeunit)... but will it be the same lavender ?

 

[Renegade]

Frighten you?????? I have to live with the person who wrote this story. I slept with both eyes open last night.

You ever catch her trying to give you the Vulcan nerve pinch? I'd watch out for any backrubs in the future.

 

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[sexy-girl]

sexy-girl

I think I'd rather be dead in the Star Trek setting anyway. I don't quite fit in.

aww i bet you'd look hot in some of those star trek outfits ... or with green skin and purple hair

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Whenever someone mentions how "geeky" the well written, produced and imagined postive-future minded, morality-play-inspired, shooting-for-quality-storytelling Star Trek franchise is, I roll my eyes.

Don't let the dweeb with the Spock ears who sat next to you in the Chem lab scare you away from one of the few shows on television that consistently considers its reach to be farther than its grasp.

 

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[Dixon Carter Lee]

And it was damn nice them to not run it oppostie The West Wing.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Whenever someone mentions how "geeky" the well written, produced and imagined postive-future minded, morality-play-inspired, shooting-for-quality-storytelling Star Trek franchise is, I roll my eyes.

Don't let the dweeb with the Spock ears who sat next to you in the Chem lab scare you away from one of the few shows on television that consistently considers its reach to be farther than its grasp.

I like it.

 

[Renegade]

Don't let the dweeb with the Spock ears who sat next to you in the Chem lab scare you away from one of the few shows on television that consistently considers its reach to be farther than its grasp.

Hey! I am not a damn "Dweeb".

I mean, they're not.

 

[Never]

Dixon Carter Lee:
"Whenever someone mentions how "geeky" the well written, produced and imagined postive-future minded, morality-play-inspired, shooting-for-quality-storytelling Star Trek franchise is, I roll my eyes."

Yeah! And don't forget Joline Bolak stripping down and lathering her body in decontamination gel. One of Trek's finest hours.