Enter the "Write a Post That Sounds As Stupid As PP_man" Contest

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miles

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Just be sure to ask stupid questions and answer them yourself with stupid answers in an attempt to make yourself sound like you have a room temp IQ. There are no rules, so don't ask.

Ready? Go!
 
I'll go first

A new documentary film, Massacre in Mazar, documents the hideous atrocities for which the U.S. government is responsible in Afghanistan. Taliban prisoners were brutalized and slaughtered wholesale by U.S. forces or their proxies. More details can be found on www.wsws.org

To those who support the "war on terror": Your hands are stained with blood!
 
As pp man

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here goes

why are you americanz so taken with your foolish rich president?

can't you see he was created from the DNA found at the location Hitler was killed at?

I am a handsome young virgin Desi who will not screw fat chicks.
(oops - wrong persona - strike that Miles)
He is corrupt and is being controlled by aliens who are still angered from the Roswell incident in return for computer technology, which unbeknownst to him is faulty hence the Taliban victory!!!

How'd I do?
 
Re: As pp man

La Huesera said:
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I score that an 8.6 for accuracy. Nice.
 
Re: here goes

storm1969 said:
why are you americanz so taken with your foolish rich president?

can't you see he was created from the DNA found at the location Hitler was killed at?

I am a handsome young virgin Desi who will not screw fat chicks.
(oops - wrong persona - strike that Miles)
He is corrupt and is being controlled by aliens who are still angered from the Roswell incident in return for computer technology, which unbeknownst to him is faulty hence the Taliban victory!!!

How'd I do?

A 7.9 for sheer stupidity. Well done!
 
Re: Re: here goes

miles said:


A 7.9 for sheer stupidity. Well done!

*bows to Miles*
Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week, try the veal!
 
Is this the men's room? I came to read the walls. :p
 
Why doesn't America just admit that it's really just a suburb of England?

Or are all of you fat lazy Americans too blinded by your RICH WHITE PRESIDENT to realize the truth?
 
down with garbelty goop garbelty goop

Bush and his cronies are nothing but...(do they read what I say, do they listen? I want to feel love, well at least love other than the self variety. Dammit, why does yoyotwat get more attention because he plays the race card?. I wonder if that new PS2 had made the trans altantic voyage yet, and does Laura Crofts nipples show on the updated Tomb Raider? God I could go for a Big Mac right now, but that bloody damn queen keeps having Blair raise my taxes to feed the fucking poor. Jesus, I hate these tea and crumpets, give me a Panera Bagle Shop anyday of the week.....and when did I tatoo my penis red white and blue??????) and these liberterians of liberty will soon be exposed as the rabid field mice they are :p
 
Re: Why doesn't America just admit that it's really just a suburb of England?

RawHumor said:
Or are all of you fat lazy Americans too blinded by your RICH WHITE PRESIDENT to realize the truth?

9.87 for asking a nonsensical, rhetorical question. Excellent!
 
Re: Re: Why doesn't America just admit that it's really just a suburb of England?

miles said:
9.87 for asking a nonsensical, rhetorical question. Excellent!

Yay! I'm winning!
 
Re: down with garbelty goop garbelty goop

brokenbrainwave said:
Bush and his cronies are nothing but...(do they read what I say, do they listen? I want to feel love, well at least love other than the self variety. Dammit, why does yoyotwat get more attention because he plays the race card?. I wonder if that new PS2 had made the trans altantic voyage yet, and does Laura Crofts nipples show on the updated Tomb Raider? God I could go for a Big Mac right now, but that bloody damn queen keeps having Blair raise my taxes to feed the fucking poor. Jesus, I hate these tea and crumpets, give me a Panera Bagle Shop anyday of the week.....and when did I tatoo my penis red white and blue??????) and these liberterians of liberty will soon be exposed as the rabid field mice they are :p


I have no idea what in the hell you're talking about, but hey, that's the idea, after all.

It's got a great beat, and I can dance to it.

8.99999
 
Re: Re: down with garbelty goop garbelty goop

miles said:



I have no idea what in the hell you're talking about, but hey, that's the idea, after all.

It's got a great beat, and I can dance to it.

8.99999
WTF?? I smell a dimpled chad here, recount revote recount revote! when did that french twit that voted for the russian skaters take up residency in Mile's computer or lap??? damn crosaint's had it our for us for years, recount revote recount revote!
 
Is Bush a Clone?

According to an article in the Daily Mirror and confirmed by an Award winning American periodical (National Enquirer), George W. Bush is actually a clone of his father. While he was directing the CIA........he had a clone made of himself.........and easily replaced his son when he was in a cocaine and alcohol induced stupor (the son, not the father). Why else would so many of Seniors cronies be in Jr's cabinet eh what.........as usual, it takes an astute wizard such as myself to gently break the news to my stupid,self endulgent american cousins. Uh oh..........wait a moment chaps, a bit of a misspell there to start my thread........I meant clown (not clone)..........but that shouldn't cast any doubt on this threads good intentions now should it? Really, I'm serious.:D :D :D
 
Re: Is Bush a Clone?

iwmggw said:
According to an article in the Daily Mirror and confirmed by an Award winning American periodical (National Enquirer), George W. Bush is actually a clone of his father. While he was directing the CIA........he had a clone made of himself.........and easily replaced his son when he was in a cocaine and alcohol induced stupor (the son, not the father). Why else would so many of Seniors cronies be in Jr's cabinet eh what.........as usual, it takes an astute wizard such as myself to gently break the news to my stupid,self endulgent american cousins. Uh oh..........wait a moment chaps, a bit of a misspell there to start my thread........I meant clown (not clone)..........but that shouldn't cast any doubt on this threads good intentions now should it? Really, I'm serious.:D :D :D

Concise, yet sublime. Also really stupid. Sounds just like him.

9.469769463728
 
Re: Re: Re: down with garbelty goop garbelty goop

brokenbrainwave said:
WTF?? I smell a dimpled chad here, recount revote recount revote! when did that french twit that voted for the russian skaters take up residency in Mile's computer or lap??? damn crosaint's had it our for us for years, recount revote recount revote!

After a careful recount your score has been revised. I just don't know what it is.
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: down with garbelty goop garbelty goop

miles said:


After a careful recount your score has been revised. I just don't know what it is.
upon further review, I admit defeat. It was a long hard fight, with George W...I mean Raw Humor coming out on top. We used every venue available and I must admit if I had carried my own home state, dammit I mean posed a simple rehtorical nonsense filled question, we would have risen above the mudane drivel of everyday posting....
 
Re: Re: Is Bush a Clone?

miles said:


Concise, yet sublime. Also really stupid. Sounds just like him.

9.469769463728
Sir..........I smell a conspiracy here. How else do you explain the score you gave me matching peepee's.........................................................................IQ! (I've just learned that peepee has been cramming all night,so I believe my score should be changed to match his currant mental status) ps: His cramming envolves mass quantities of Guinness...followed by copulation with empty bottle.
 
I've checked and re-checked my figures and...

have come to the conclusion that, as usual, America seems incapable of keeping to a fair scoring system.

If you carry out the same analysis as I have you'll find that there are just too many missing scores.

I think this thread should therefore be declared null and void,...

:p
 
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