Endless Ends

[Endless_Night]

I read that as “want to come now?” and took note of the misspelling

Sunny!

Like I would every say such a thing on the board!


Errrr….….or ever, really….


(This place creates the weirdest conversational segues. )

 

[ydahecnot]

Sunny!

Like I would every say such a thing on the board!


Errrr….….or ever, really….


(This place creates the weirdest conversational segues. )

You probably slacked in school so you would not be cum laude, magna cum laude or summa cum laude

 

[Endless_Night]

You probably slacked in school so you would not be cum laude, magna cum laude or summa cum laude

Ha! And you would be incorrect.

My bachelor's degree would be intimately acquainted with one of those three, Mr. Sunshine.

 

[ydahecnot]

Ha! And you would be incorrect.

My bachelor's degree would be intimately acquainted with one of those three, Mr. Sunshine.

Hey, whatever consensual matriculation you want to do with your degree is your business.

 

[Endless_Night]

Hey, whatever consensual matriculation you want to do with your degree is your business.

I can assure you, I was enrolled.

 

[ydahecnot]

I can assure you, I was enrolled.

I feel there’s a double entendre there, but I can’t put my finger on it

 

[Endless_Night]

I feel there’s a double entendre there, but I can’t put my finger on it

*pfft*

Like I'm capable. I am a word play idiot.

 

[Endless_Night]

Do we have a good wishes thread? I am too disorganized to know.


You, you crazy diamond, will always shine on.

All will be well.

Enny

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do we have a good wishes thread? I am too disorganized to know.


You, you crazy diamond, will always shine on.

All will be well.

Enny

Cryptic messages followed by absence are always a little disturbing.

Hope all is well.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Based on the title and trailer I can only assume The Werewolf and the Yeti is the greatest movie ever made.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj5sEEb9IP8

 

[investor2020]

For such a classic, I sense the need for a group showing in Texas as soon as it can be arranged!

 

[Endless_Night]

Cryptic messages followed by absence are always a little disturbing.

Hope all is well.

Oh, geez. I'm fine. Overburdened, but fine.


This^ is why I should never try to offer good wishes on the boards. That was what that post was, an attempt at encouragement for a Litster heading into an over-the-top stressful situation.

This reminds me of as story. (Because what doesn't? )

It must have been six-ish years ago, when a friendly nudge of what I thought was encouragement in a *how should I handle this situation* resulted in someone leaving the board. That's right.

They left. The board.

:head desk:

In part, due to my post. I know this because they REFERENCED my post in their *I'm leaving Lit* final post. Gah.

And that's what happens when I try to be nice. People leave and I get saddled with random stranger guilt.

Since then I've kept my attempts at abetment to mah self.

You know, until that last post. Oh, man.

 

[Endless_Night]

I don’t know about Netflix (I cancelled my subscription) but two movies I’m on the lookout for lately are “Spookies” from 1986 and “Frankenhooker” 1990. >

Dear Sir,

After much effort, a certain amount of driving, and promising a favor I procured both a VCR and a copy of the above movie.

I have more to say on this later, but let me just say briefly that I am no longer sure we are friends.

You will be hearing from my lawyer as we will be seeking redress for emotional damage.

Sincerely,
Endless Night


(Seriously, have you seen this thing!? I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. )

 

[Endless_Night]

Based on the title and trailer I can only assume The Werewolf and the Yeti is the greatest movie ever made.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj5sEEb9IP8

Oooooooh! The Yeti carries the lycanthrope virus?!

*pees self a little with excitement*

I must investigate this further….

For such a classic, I sense the need for a group showing in Texas as soon as it can be arranged!

Now that is an idea. I do believe HW mentioned somewhere that it was possible to rent large, inflatable movie screens. I could throw a Horror Party!

You know, if the house ever gets finished.

And the mowing ever gets done.

 

[Endless_Night]

Today, while continuing to reacquaint myself with the radio, and music, and driving, I heard a song with the continuing refrain of:

"I can't feel my face when I'm with you."





That's it. That's all I've got.



* * *

I will probably have more to say on…well, something. Once I get a chance to peruse the new Cock Talk ( ) thread.

Nine pages already!

I may be a while.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Nah, if someone left Lit they were going to leave anyway. I can’t imagine anything you could say that would cause someone to leave.

I didn’t see Spookies or Frankenhooker, but based on your response to it and me I will be leaving Lit.
This will be my final post.

I decided to come back to encourage the renting of the inflatable movie screen and a good old fashioned backyard drive-in showing of the Werewolf and the Yeti. It has to be great with a title like that.

I look forward to your “cock talk” participation.

 

[Endless_Night]

< I didn’t see Spookies or Frankenhooker, but based on your response to it and me I will be leaving Lit. This will be my final post. >

OMG. I had just taken a huge gulp of water when I read this little gem. Most of which I lost. Through my nose.


That will be added to your damages assessment.


#onceuponakittenthatknowshowtoplayhardball

<I look forward to your “cock talk” participation.

Dear Lord. I hope that's not because you expect me to add anything of interest to the conversation.

I am amazingly untutored in the ways of the….errrr, cock.

 

[Endless_Night]

Today I spent 5 hours trimming flora killed off by the crazy freeze at the beginning of the year. (Yes, I am that lazy. )

Five. Hours.

I'm considering a visit with death tomorrow. Legit option.

The crazy part is I'm, maybe, maybe, a quarter of the way done!

My arms hurt.

Did I say it wasn't hot here yet? I retract that frivolous statement. Today's peak temp hit the mid-90s. Same, for the peak humidity (though it looks like we dropped to the high 50s at this point.) Not particularly hot for around here, but too much humidity and heat for physical labor. At least for one of my wimpy disposition. I have consumed at least 3 gallons of water. *dies*



Someone get your posterior in here and tell me I'm a good girl!


I will not be leaving the couch for the rest of the day. Maybe ever. Oh, man. *thunk*

 

[Endless_Night]

5 days of mowing, 5 hours of trimming. Did you move to a rainforest? I mean DAMN >

Merely the country. And a handful of acres.

I'm testing my mortality.

And yes, you're a good girl.

 

[ydahecnot]

“Trimming flora”…best euphemism ever.

 

[Endless_Night]

Based on the title and trailer I can only assume The Werewolf and the Yeti is the greatest movie ever made.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj5sEEb9IP8

Oh, joy.

I dived into the antecedents of Werewolf and the Yeti (1975). Turns out there are 12 films in this series. Tweeeeelve. All with the same primary character, Count Waldemar Daninsky. It is of note that very few of the storylines and back stories are contiguous.

Not kidding.

Our Count becomes a werewolf in a variety of ways: werewolf bite, yeti bite, the bite of two vampiresses (?), and a gypsy curse combined with a bite from a wolf skull.

Again, not kidding.

He is also revived several times, and frequently, “Shot to death by a woman who loves him enough to end his torment.”

It’s a tough choice, but that last bit might just be my favorite part.

There are also, in no particular order, aliens, a Japanese sorcerer, a reality tv crew, Dr. Jekyll, a serial killer, and two - count ‘em, two - encounters with Elizabeth Bathory. That would be on top of the vampires, gypsies, and, of course, the yeti.

*gratified sigh*

I mean, what more could a girl want?



Hotwords, you are completely forgiven for Spookies.

 

[Endless_Night]

“Trimming flora”…best euphemism ever.

Dear Lord. If any one has to *trim flora* for five hours I'm….

…..

Yeah, I got nothing.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Lord. If any one has to *trim flora* for five hours I'm….

…..

Yeah, I got nothing.

It’s a 1970s thing, you wouldn’t understand

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s a 1970s thing, you wouldn’t understand

Is there a book? Or better yet a movie?

A horror movie?

 

[investor2020]

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