Endless Ends

[hotwords229_A]

The bestie and I decided to run out on duty today. We ended up spending our stolen time racking up a collection of *firsts*.

A few highlights from my list:

- Visited a Dollar Store.

- Bought a piece of sexy lingerie from a resale shop.

- Tried on a pair of cowboy boots.

- Made an offer on the ugliest house in the universe.


What a day I am having.

I'm picturing a half naked, cowboy-boot-wearing woman eating some stale Twinkies (that cost a dollar) and touring the house from The Munsters.

That does sound like a good day

 

[JennyNo1]

The bestie and I decided to run out on duty today. We ended up spending our stolen time racking up a collection of *firsts*.

A few highlights from my list:

- Visited a Dollar Store.

- Bought a piece of sexy lingerie from a resale shop.

- Tried on a pair of cowboy boots.

- Made an offer on the ugliest house in the universe.


What a day I am having.

Call me next time - that sounds like my kind of day!

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm picturing a half naked, cowboy-boot-wearing woman eating some stale Twinkies (that cost a dollar) and touring the house from The Munsters.

That does sound like a good day

Adjust that to barefooted!

Apparently the arch is too high on my narrow foot to fit into regular width cowboy boots.

Who knew?




Oh! Oh! Did you know that not everything in the dollar store costs a dollar? I mean…why call it a dollar store if some things cost five dollars?

IT MAKES NO SENSE

All I'm saying.

 

[Endless_Night]

Call me next time - that sounds like my kind of day!

I will. If I ever manage to get to Dallas we'll go spend the day being weird.

*wiggles eyebrows*

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh! Oh! Did you know that not everything in the dollar store costs a dollar? I mean…why call it a dollar store if some things cost five dollars?

IT MAKES NO SENSE

All I'm saying.

There are at least three kinds of "dollar" stores and only one of them has everything for a dollar. It's like going into a Friendly's and they aren't really that nice.

 

[JennyNo1]

Adjust that to barefooted!

Apparently the arch is too high on my narrow foot to fit into regular width cowboy boots.

Who knew?




Oh! Oh! Did you know that not everything in the dollar store costs a dollar? I mean…why call it a dollar store if some things cost five dollars?

IT MAKES NO SENSE

All I'm saying.

It's much easier to be weird in Houston. Dallas is too snooty. Oh! Oh! we could meet in Austin!

You'll have to come here to Ft. Worth and go to M.L. Leddy's Custom Boots. They make boots for everyone who's anyone.

You have to go to Dollar TREE, the only true dollar store. It's AMAZING the stuff you can get for a dollar! Look it up on Pinterest if you have it, to see all the crafts they do with stuff you can buy there!

I can see you need a tour guide for the un-finer things in life.

 

[Endless_Night]

There are at least three kinds of "dollar" stores and only one of them has everything for a dollar. It's like going into a Friendy's and they aren't really that nice.

THREE kinds of dollar stores?

And yet only one actually has things for a dollar? I…yeah. No sense.

Friendy's?

That must be a northern thing?

 

[JennyNo1]

Please tell me you have been to a Buc-ee's?

 

[hotwords229_A]

THREE kinds of dollar stores?

And yet only one actually has things for a dollar? I…yeah. No sense.

Friendy's?

That must be a northern thing?

I just looked it up and Friendly's (I forgot to type the "L" before) is only on the east coast. I thought they were nationwide. Guess not. Don't worry, they're overpriced and not that Friendly

 

[Endless_Night]

< I can see you need a tour guide for the un-finer things in life.

Hahahaha! Okay. I am dying laughing.

AUSTIN

OMG. Now THAT is the place to be weird. I love that place. I miss that place. We need to go to that place.

Please tell me you have been to a Buc-ee's?

Ummm…

I've like driven past them. Does that count?

 

[Endless_Night]

I just looked it up and Friendly's (I forgot to type the "L" before) is only on the east coast. I thought they were nationwide. Guess not. Don't worry, they're overpriced and not that Friendly

Hahahahaha! Oh, goodness!

So….what are they? Like dollar stores? Or…what?


(I think I might like them better without the "L". )

 

[JennyNo1]

Hahahaha! Okay. I am dying laughing.

AUSTIN

OMG. Now THAT is the place to be weird. I love that place. I miss that place. We need to go to that place.



Ummm…

I've like driven past them. Does that count?

OMFG woman!!!! NO, it doesn't count! We could spend a whole day in there trying on kitschy hats and sampling 100 different kinds of jerky and Twizzlers! Not to mention going to the cleanest restrooms in the country!

 

[JennyNo1]

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[Endless_Night]

OMFG woman!!!! NO, it doesn't count! We could spend a whole day in there trying on kitschy hats and sampling 100 different kinds of jerky and Twizzlers! Not to mention going to the cleanest restrooms in the country!

Wow. That last little tidbit is quite the recommendation!

I mean, it's not like I'm technically opposed, it's just….

They look like gas stations mushroomed up to the size of Walmarts. I avoid Walmarts.

But the…chipmunk? No! LOL. It's a beaver! He's cute.

 

[JennyNo1]

Wow. That last little tidbit is quite the recommendation!

I mean, it's not like I'm technically opposed, it's just….

They look like gas stations mushroomed up to the size of Walmarts. I avoid Walmarts.

Nah, they really are nice and clean and actually have some neat stuff along with expensive souvenirs and lots of Texas foods. Just wear a hat and dark glasses and no one will recognize you.

 

[Endless_Night]

Nah, they really are nice and clean and actually have some neat stuff along with expensive souvenirs and lots of Texas foods. Just wear a hat and dark glasses and no one will recognize you.

Oh, hush! I am game for adventure.

Do they have fudge? I am a sucker for fudge. With pecans. NOM.

 

[JennyNo1]

Oh, hush! I am game for adventure.

Do they have fudge? I am a sucker for fudge. With pecans. NOM.

I don't remember, but surely they do. They have every kind of jelly and preserves you can imagine, and pickled everything from quail's eggs to okra to candied jalapenos.

 

[hotwords229_A]

It's always funny to me how different parts of the country have different stores and how foreign it feels when someone doesn't know a place that you think is global. Like if you said "McDonald's" and someone asked "what's that?" It feels weird.

Anyway, Friendly's is a restaurant/ice cream place. They used to be in every mall everywhere (I thought).

 

[Endless_Night]

It's always funny to me how different parts of the country have different stores and how foreign it feels when someone doesn't know a place that you think is global. Like if you said "McDonald's" and someone asked "what's that?" It feels weird.

Anyway, Friendly's is a restaurant/ice cream place. They used to be in every mall everywhere (I thought).

Ohhhh. Like White Castle or Ruby Tuesdays.

Gotcha.

I am now caught up to what is going on.

Something of a rarity.

 

[Endless_Night]

I don't remember, but surely they do. They have every kind of jelly and preserves you can imagine, and pickled everything from quail's eggs to okra to candied jalapenos.

I LOVE CANDIED JALEPENOS

Sold.

 

[JennyNo1]

I LOVE CANDIED JALEPENOS

Sold.

Awesome! That just reminded me I was supposed to send my Texas-homesick sister in Atlanta a jar of those....

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh, hush! I am game for adventure.

Do they have fudge? I am a sucker for fudge. With pecans. NOM.

You had me at “sucker for fudge.”

 

[Endless_Night]

Awesome! That just reminded me I was supposed to send my Texas-homesick sister in Atlanta a jar of those....

Oopsie! You might be in trouble there, Jenny.

You had me at “sucker for fudge.”

yda!

*ahem*

I mean, do you like where this is going?

 

[ydahecnot]

Your first response is better than anything Buc whatevs

 

[JennyNo1]

Nighty night everybody - I'm going to bed to dream of fudge and candied jalapenos now!